I would say 'It was a Dark and Stormy Night,' or 'It was a bright and Sunny Morning,' or some generic stuff like that, but it wasn't either. It was a Dull, Boring Afternoon. My Mom was at the store. I was in bed, reading the New Doctor Who Novel, when I was rudely shaken by what else? an Earthquake. Naturally, I ran to get under my Desk. I felt a transfer of Energy, like it was being drained, then filled up again. This went on for several seconds, as long as the Earthquake lasted. What I saw when I removed myself from under the Desk scared me like nobody's Business. Or, should I say nopony?
Cautiously, I said "Who the heck are you, and what are you doing in my house?" One of the Three females lying on my bedroom floor replied "I don't know were we are, and WHAT we are, but this isn't Equestria, and WHO are YOU?" "I asked first. But it IS rude to demand who someone is before introducing yourself. My name is John Brown. My friends sometimes call me 'Robin,' and my stage name is 'DJ Swag.' Now that I've introduced myself, Who are YOU?" I responded to the vague comment. Equestria? Wasn't that from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?
One of the Mysterious strangers jumped up, a caucasian female, about my age (They all were), with Blue-Light Blue hair, and said "A DJ? COOL!" and ran up to me. "Hmmmmm, you don't look like a DJ to me!" "You would think that. You don't look like one either." I responded, being the Smart-Butt I am. "Anyways," The first Girl said, a Mixed Race (Asian and Caucasian?) Girl with Purple-Magenta-Pink hair said, "My name is Twilight Sparkle. These are my friends. Now, tell me, what have you done to us?!" She said, the last part sounding not-at-all threatening, like she wasn't used to doing it very often. I said "I haven't DONE any thing to you. Last I checked, you appeared into My house- Wait a minute.... Did you say your name was Twilight Sparkle ?" "Yes. How is that important?" Twilight said. "Oh, this is were it gets confusing. You see, in this world, Twilight Sparkle is a character in the Television Show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic . You mentioned Equestria? That is from the Show, and I believe that somehow, the Earthquake-that-may-not-have-been-an-Earthquake that happened before you appeared somehow transferred some of my thought patterns into reality, scraping all of you from the show, and if that's true..."
Twilight Said "Well, that's fine and dandy, but what are we wearing?""Well, you would happen to be wearing a.... long sleeved shirt, sweater vest and skirt. Vinyl, your name is Vinyl, yes? Also known as DJ P0N-3? You would be wearing a tank-top (Yes, it is a Male writer, Barely into his Teens. Don't judge me) and Skinny-Jeans. Derpy..... is wearing a Mail-Man's uniform? I guess that is politically correct. I, myself is currently wearing Dark Jeans, A Black T-Shirt, Sports Jacket, and Hard-Rock Cafe Hat."
As i was saying that Derpy woke up as I said her name and said "Muffins". "And, Ms. Sparkle, I haven't done ANYTHING to you, It appears that the Earthquake-that-may-not-have-been-an-Earthquake, as I said earlier, Pulled you from the TV Show previously mentioned, and turned you into this worlds equivalent of your world, which is the Human Race. I don't know how, or why, but be glad that the E.T.M.N.H.B.A.E. didn't turn you into this worlds equivalent of Ponies. You wouldn't like That. And how do I know all your names? As I said earlier, TV Show." "OK, but that doesn't answer the question. HOW did we get here?" Twilight said. I simply said "Wait for it...." before Twilight could say anything and a noise materialized. VWOOOOOOOORP VWOOOOOOOORP VWOOOOOOOORP VWOOOOOOOORP VWOOOOOOOORP
A Blue Box started to appear. On the Top it said 'Police Public Call Box.' When the noise stopped, I threw the door in to the little box. "Hello, Doctor!" As I walked in, I said to all the Ponies-turned-Humans, "I wouldn't recommend coming in."
An individual with striking resemblance to Matt Smith, wearing a tweed jacket, suspenders, a cream shirt, a bow tie, a fez, dress pants, and loafers, came up and said "Oh! Hello! Yes, it is bigger on the inside! Although, you don't seem to surprised about it, you little sports coat-wearing individual." I just said "This confirms my theory. Come on in, Everypony! It is safe, for the moment. Although, all of you should know that in this world, it is 'Everyone.' Now, Doctor, I should inform you that freaky Stuff is going on. I assume that some form of temporal Shift Occurred, for these Female Friends of mine are from a different universe where Equans are the dominant race of the Planet Equestria, where through magical means, the Sun revolves around the planet, and unicorns and pegasi are common sights. Also, in this universe, you do not exist as anything more than a TV Show, catagoring you adventures across the cosmos. Tell me, How are Amy and Rory? Or have I missed them in you time stream?"
The Doctor simply stared, and then, with a leap said " Weirder things have happened. I assume you talk like that because of the show. Which of my regenerations do you like the best?" "Personally, I think your a bit like Willy Wonka, and that you last incarnation was very serious. I like both of you, but we have a Problem! Both you and the Humans-that-were-originally-Equans don't belong in this universe!" The Doctor stopped jumping and said "Well there, we have a problem, because, this is a new universe to explore, for me and the Past tense Equans. I think I should stay, and if it will shut you up, would you like a Sonic Screwdriver? Maybe a Jelly Baby?" "A Sonic Screwdriver? For Me? Yes, that'll stop me from nagging about the Universes potentially Imploding. Does the TARDIS scan me and make me a personalized screwdriver?" I said, astounded by HOW MUCH this Doctor was naive to the possible threat. He simply walked over to the TARDIS Control panel and it spawned him a new screwdriver. He handed it to me and said that "Yes, it does scan your personality when creating a new Screwdriver." Mine was large for a Sonic Screwdriver, very much like The Doctor's Personal Screwdriver, but mine had a Blue Tip.
As me and the Doctor were talking, the girls walked into the TARDIS one at a time, and each of them gasped. Twilight witnessed the exchange of Sonic Screwdrivers and asked "What is a Sonic Screwdriver, and what is this place?" The Doctor ran each of them through the standard speech about the TARDIS that he gives each new companion. A rumbling sound came from outside the TARDIS. It was my Mother, back from the store. "Oh no! Doctor! My Mother is here! You can come to dinner, maybe. but we need to think of an Alibi. I'm not travelling with you just yet!" The Doctor said" Here's the Alibi, I am you History teacher, mister......" "Smith." I answered. He continued "Mister Smith! I am him, and I will ask her if you can come on a trip with me! To an observatory, very far away! And the Girls..... Are my Daughters! i never go anywhere without them! I'll take a little hop back in time, figure out the Alibi, and you are gonna just act as if nothing ever happened!" I was pushed out of the TARDIS and screamed "BUT DOCTOR! YOU LOOK LIKE CELEBRITY!" But it was too late, for the TARDIS was dematerializing, and my Mother was unlocking the Door. "OK, John. Just act natural......."