Applejack and the Remote Sentry Buster

by efug25g


Applejack's Last Straw

On one bright afternoon, a female orange earth pony came to the marketplace in Ponyville hauling a wagon full of apples and apple pies to sell to the other ponies. She had a cowboy hat on her head and has freckles on her face, with her yellow mane and tail tied to her back with a red braid. After spending several hours selling apple pies, she went inside SugarCube Corner to get some cakes to snack on. As soon as Applejack finished eating, she went back to her wagon unaware that the hub caps on her wagon wheels came loose and the next thing the farm knew is that as soon as she went up downhill, the wheels came off an instant and the wagon that Applejack was hauling shoved her in the flank, sending her flying 15 feet in the air. Applejack started screaming her head off as she landed inside the wagon, all covered up in smashed apples. To make matters worse, the wagon that Applejack was on sliding down the hill so fast that she screamed her head off again as she crashed into a nearby house. When the other ponies came to check up on the fiasco, they see a dizzy Applejack lying on top of the wrecked wagon with small wheels circling around her head. After she shook her head, Applejack sees Rainbow Dash, a light-blue pegasus with a rainbow mane and tail, laughing her head off while in mid-air. After Rainbow Dash left, Applejack's face turned bright red, while sulking on the ground.

On the next morning, after Applejack woke up, she went down to get some breakfast for the Apple family at Sweet Apple Acres. As soon as she is done prepping the food for Apple Bloom, Granny Smith, and Big Mac, Applejack hears the doorbell ring. When she went to the door to see who's there, Applejack sees a mail pony deliver a package just for her. The moment Applejack unwrapped the package, a huge huckleberry pie sprang out of the package and smash onto the earth pony's face. The next thing Applejack saw was that the mail pony revealed herself as Rainbow Dash.

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Rainbow Dash laughed. "GOTCHA!!!!"

Enraged by such trickery, Applejack charged forward and tried to leap at the blue-pegasus only for her to fly upwards and disappeared into the sky.

"RAINBOW DASH!!!!" Applejack yelled in annoyance.

After Applejack took a bath in the barn on the next day after, she went outside only for her to slip over the waxed pavement. Before she could see what was going on, Applejack crashed into a nearby tool shed. As soon as the farm pony got out, Applejack tripped over a bucket of water with her right, front hoof and landed her face onto the dirt. As she looked up, Applejack sees Rainbow Dash cackling like a hyena while in mid-air, before she flew away. After Applejack experienced three days of pranks done by Rainbow Dash, she started to get angrier and angrier.

"GOSH DARNIT, RAINBOW DASH." Applejack snarled out of humiliation. "I'LL DESTROY HER!!!!"

Believing she's had enough, Applejack decides to consult with Twilight Sparkle in her Castle, at the map room, for some advice on how to get back at Rainbow Dash. During their conversation, Derpy, the female cross-eyed pegasus with the yellow mane and tail, was taking a detour around Twilight's Castle, when all of a sudden, she bumped into a portal inside the castle library. Before she could do anything, Derpy sees the portal activating on its own, as a red, swirling light started lighting in the portal's gateway. The next thing Derpy saw was a 15ft tall two-legged robot, with a huge, blue metal, circle-like body filled with blue-lit spikes. Right beside the robot, Derpy sees an instruction manual that illustrates the robot seen right in front of her. After reading the first page of the manual, Derpy concludes that the robot in front of her is called a Sentry Buster, a walking time bomb that beeps until it reaches its target and explodes as soon as it gets close to it. On the left of the Sentry Buster, there is a black ipad. As soon as Derpy placed her hoof over it, the Sentry Buster started moving. It turns out that the ipad was a remote control meant to move the Sentry Buster at will. Upon learning about the Sentry Buster briefly, Derpy came up with the most wildest idea ever; and idea that might help Applejack even out the odds against Rainbow Dash the prankster.

During her consulting with Princess Twilight Sparkle, Applejack was asking if she had any ideas to get Rainbow Dash to stop pulling pranks on her. Just when Twilight was about to give up, Derpy came into the map room, along with the Sentry Buster. Upon seeing the two-legged robot, Applejack and Twilight screamed their heads off.

"EYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!" Twilight shrieked. "What in the name of Celestia is that thing???"

"DERPY, WHAT IN TARNATION???" Applejack screeched while in a panic.

"Guys, I want to two to meet the Remote Sentry Buster." Derpy said happily as she handed the two ponies the instruction manual.

"Remote Sentry Buster??" Twilight asked. "I never heard of a Sentry Buster before. Derpy where did you find that thing??"

"It appeared from a strange portal inside your castle library, Twilight." Derpy answered while grinning.

When Applejack read the instruction manual talking about the Remote Sentry Buster, it gave Applejack a totally wicked idea.

"You know what, Twi?" Applejack asked the purple alicorn, as she smirked. "Ah think ah have a very crazy idea on how to get even with Rainbow Dash. Derpy, Twi, ya think ya can help me operate this bad boy?!"

"Well, we'll see what we can do, Applejack." Twilight replied with a small smirk on her face.

After making several attempts on operating the remote Sentry Buster, Applejack decides to use the Sentry Buster to make her first move against the prankster Rainbow Dash.

"Just you wait, Rainbow Dash." Applejack snickered to herself while using the ipad to control the Sentry Buster. "You're going to be in for one explosive ride."