First I get a traffic ticket from speeding on a bike, but was that the most of it? NOPE!
'Cause apparently, a certain somebody decided it was a good idea to bring highly unstable artifacts out of their designated reality, and cause a freakin' NUCLEAR RAINBOW.
Not that it's actually nuclear, but it does help put the image into one's mind as far as the scale of destruction goes.
Either way, the three of us-- me, Pinkie, and Derpy, are kinda on the run now from a squadron of SWAT guys who were deployed after the explosion.
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How come I don't hear the sirens anymore?
Derpy! That's why!
I turned towards Derpy. Except... she wasn't there anymore. After a good bit of squinting in the direction Pinkie motioned me to look, I could barely make out the figure of a large, frighteningly intimidating...
Derpy in a Mechanized-Muffin-Power-Suit... thing.
And sheesh, does that mare know how to fight!
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Alrighty now, Anon's getting a bit boring, so let's get a sudden out-of-body experience!
Wait wha--
*le dead*
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So apparently, I'm a ghost now. All I'm gonna say is that my body landed in what looks like a very painful position.
Come on, I didn't kick you out of your own body just to let you stare at yourself in a totally not creepy way!
Fine. Let's see what Derpy's doing.
Yay!
I see... Derpy... firing muffin stun-grenades?
"Stand back, uh-- whatever you are!" one of the officers yelled towards the head of the Derpy-Muffin-Bot-Thingy, before being "booped" (complete with sound effects) by a large, disembodied floating hand made of muffins.
Whoops! Looks like Derpy's gonna be picking you up now. See? She turned on the muff-thrusters!
... So...
Lemme stuff you back into your body now!
Suddenly, I painfully gasped for air as I pulled my physical face from a cactus.