//------------------------------// // LEGO Equestria Girls 3 (Blooper Reel) // Story: LEGO Equestria Girls: Bloopers // by Chronicler06 //------------------------------// LEGO Equestria Girls 3 (Blooper Reel) In the scene where Abacus Cinch was arrested, the gathered group confronted her as she refused to acknowledge her crimes. “Do we need to spell it out for you?” Sugarcoat spoke up. “You manipulated Twilight into releasing all the stolen magic and turning into a power-cwaz— crath— cray— quaahh?” Everyone started laughing as Sugarcoat babbled nonsense after flubbing her line. Even Sugarcoat herself couldn’t resist joining in the laughter, once she managed to stop trying to continue her line. “Sorry,” apologized Sugarcoat with a smile. “Spoke a little too fast there. Just need a bit more rehearsing and I’m sure I’ll nail it down.” Inside the Pick-A-Brick warehouse, the LEGO Team of Canterlot City had just arrived. Flim and Flam slid on their feet into the aisle in front of them from opposite sides. They prepared to begin their showy greeting by throwing their arms out wide. However, before they even had a chance to speak, they both ended up smacking each other right in the face. The six girls and the film crew couldn’t help but laugh at that silly mishap. As the two brothers rubbed their faces, Flam chuckled and remarked, “Now there’s an epic fail if there ever was one.” “You said it,” agreed Flim with a smile. “Perhaps we should cut the hand gestures and just say our lines.” Flam shrugged and replied, “Fine by me.” At the arctic outpost, Twilight was now facing off against Rarity. Twilight had picked up a can of soda and vigorously shook it around. “Oh, let’s just say…” began Twilight. She then pointed the can at Rarity and finished, “It’s a science experiment.” Twilight popped the top of the can… and nothing happened. Twilight sighed and grumbled, “And the soda’s flat.” The film crew behind the cameras began laughing at that unexpected result. Twilight smiled at the crew as they continued laughing, then held out the opened can to them and offered, “So who wants flat soda? Anyone?” In the region of Dinosaur Island, two jeeps were speeding along a dirt trail through the jungle. The first jeep was driven by Sunny Flare with Twilight riding in the passenger seat, while the pursuing jeep was driven by Applejack with Rarity riding in the passenger seat and Pinkie Pie riding in the backseat. However, as the jeeps continued down the trail, they eventually hit a particularly wet patch of ground and they began sinking into the mud. Both drivers stomped on the accelerator, but the wheels just kept spinning in place and the jeeps were unable to go anywhere. Applejack looked over the side to see how far the vehicle had sunken into the mud and muttered, “Oh boy… looks like we’re stuck.” Twilight sighed, then turned to the crew behind the cameras and grumbled, “I told you guys it was a bad idea to film this scene so soon after a rain storm.” As Twilight spoke, Pinkie Pie hopped out of the second jeep, only to have her feet sink into the mud, and she struggled to pull her legs free. “Better call in some interns,” suggested Sunny Flare. “Something tells this might take a lot of effort to resolve.” As Pinkie continued struggling to pull herself free, she eventually lost her balance and ended up flopping face-down into the mud. Splat! Deep inside the mine, Sunset Shimmer and Indigo Zap were dueling with crowbars. Sunset had jumped over one swing from her opponent and then stuck her feet onto the studs of a large plate that was resting sideways against the cavern wall. As she now stood sideways along the wall, she smirked and asked, “Does your Shadowbolts training program include SNOT walking?” Indigo responded with a wicked grin and simply said, “As a matter of fact…” She jumped up and tried to stick her feet onto the wall of studs, but couldn’t make them stick and ended up falling onto the wooden platform below. She quickly got back up and tried again, but still couldn’t stick to the wall. She growled in frustration as she got back up again. This time, she tried sticking only one foot onto the wall, and after furiously stomping her foot on it a few times, she finally managed to make it stick. She then took her other foot off the platform and stuck it onto the wall. “There!” she exclaimed with satisfaction. “Made it work!” Sunset glanced over at the director behind the cameras, then turned to Indigo and apologetically said, “Actually, the director’s saying it’s a no-go. As funny as that was, I’m guessing it took away the shock factor this scene was supposed to have, so it looks like we’ll have to try this again.” Indigo slumped and growled, “Aw, f—” The clip ended before Indigo could finish saying that word. In another scene in the arctic outpost, Pinkie Pie had just ponied up and was beginning to levitate off the floor. “Oooh, floaty!” she remarked cheerfully. Suddenly, one of the hidden wires holding her up snapped, leaving her suspended by only one of those wires. The sudden change of expression on Pinkie’s face showed that it was not a pleasant experience. “Owie, owie, owie! Somebody get me down!” exclaimed Pinkie as her voice gradually became more strained. “This harness is really digging into places that I shouldn’t mention on camera!” In downtown Canterlot City, Sunset slowly emerged from the impact site on the side of City Hall. She took a step forward, slipped on the rubble under her feet, and reached her hands forward towards a banner on the side of the building. However, Sunset was unable to grasp onto the banner and plummeted straight down to the street below. Thankfully, she ended up landing safely onto a large airbag that cushioned her fall. As she sat up on the slowly deflating airbag, she let out a sigh of relief and remarked, “Good thing the safety team insisted on putting this crash mat right here.” In yet another scene in the arctic outpost, Rarity was continuously spraying air freshener around as she approached the bathroom. Once she reached it, she pulled the door closed and slapped a large sticker onto it. That sticker was supposed to have a biohazard symbol on it, but Rarity gasped in shock when she saw that it instead showed a portrait of herself with a caption the read, “Odor of Rarity.” Rainbow Dash immediately burst out laughing. After a few seconds of clutching her sides in laughter, she pointed at Rarity and shouted, “Gotcha!” Rarity clenched her fists and growled, then furiously shouted, “RAINBOW DASH!” On a large ship in the middle of the ocean, most of the LEGO Team from Canterlot City had just arrived onto the deck and saw most of the Shadowbolt agents were attempting to steal one of the two submarines stored on the deck. Standing atop that sub was Sour Sweet, currently with her sour face showing. “Buzz off, Loser Team!” she spat at the opponents. “You’re here on a mission and we’re not gonna stop us!” “Cut!” shouted the director from behind the cameras. “You got it backwards! It’s supposed to be, ‘We’re here on a mission and you’re not gonna stop us.’” “Oh gimme a break!” exclaimed Sour Sweet. “I’m doing the best I can!” “Well maybe if you actually practiced your lines, you wouldn’t be so prone to making simple mistakes like this,” retorted the director. “It’s not that hard.” “I’ll show you hard!” snapped Sour Sweet as she grabbed the tool that was meant to be thrown at a lever later in the scene and then chucked it at the film crew. “Whoa! Watch it!” someone shouted behind the cameras. The tool ended up striking the camera. The image became distorted as it was knocked over, then turned completely to static as it landed on the deck. At City Park, the five Shadowbolt agents had just reassembled their various vehicles into one massive vehicle in hopes of using it to rip open a door to an underground chamber where the LEGO Team was trapped. Once Lemon Zest had backed up the vehicle into position, Indigo Zap grabbed a steel cable and tied one end to the door, then tied the other end to the vehicle’s rear axle. Once the cable was secured, she banged her hand against the side of the vehicle and backed off. As Indigo Zap, Sugarcoat, Sour Sweet, and Sunny Flare stood on the sidelines, Lemon Zest stomped on the accelerator and the massive vehicle began to speed off. However, as soon as the cable was pulled taut, one end of it suddenly snapped off and whipped right across the waists of the four girls standing nearby, separating their legs from their torsos and tossing them across the ground. Lemon Zest quickly got out of the vehicle and ran over to help her teammates. Thankfully, they were all okay and it was simply a matter of retrieving and reattaching their legs. “Whoa. Good thing we’re made of Lego,” remarked Sunny Flare as she stood her legs upright, then hauled her torso up onto her legs. After reattaching her legs to her torso, Sugarcoat stated, “We may have to rethink the details of this scene. That incident was probably not suitable for the intended audience.” Indigo Zap, with some assistance from Lemon Zest, was the last of the group to get her legs reattached. “Yeah, that was too extreme for PG,” agreed Indigo. Lemon Zest added, “Yeah, that was like… PG-X.” The four other girls stare blankly at Lemon for a moment, then all five of them suddenly burst out laughing. Sour Sweet — having switched to her sweet face so she could laugh with the others — remarked, “Okay, that just made this clip worthy for the blooper reel.” Rainbow Dash was walking down the sidewalk along one of the streets of Canterlot City. She stopped when she noticed that she was now standing right beside Sunset Shimmer’s convertible car, parked on the side of the road. Rainbow glanced around, then once she was sure no one was watching, she hoped into the driver’s seat and turned on the engine. With a mischievous chuckle, she shifted the car into drive, then pulled it out of the parallel parking spot. Rather that zoom off with it, what she did instead was make a hard left and started doing donuts right there in the middle of the road. As the tires squealed and smoke began billowing out, she let out loud whoops of joy as she spun around and around. “WHOOOO! WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! YEAH! HAH-HA-HA-HA-HAH!” At City Park in Canterlot City, Pinkie Pie was standing alone in front of the statue that held the interdimensional portal to Equestria. Suddenly, another identical Pinkie Pie emerged from the portal. The two Pinkies greeted each other with a smile and a wave. Then they both removed their heads, traded their heads, and then placed their new heads onto their bodies. They both quickly checked to make sure everything felt right, then they both smiled and nodded to each other. The visiting Pinkie’s body with native Pinkie’s head then turned around and walked through the interdimensional portal. The native Pinkie’s body with visiting Pinkie’s head then turned to the camera with a grin on her face and winked.