//------------------------------// // 2: Is There Anything Else You Lying About // Story: Love and Pies // by RDDash //------------------------------// Ponivile's ferocious summer has been replaced by a more friendlier autumn. This time it was the job of an earth pony to prepare the town for the winter which would then be placed under the watchful eyes of the weather ponies. There was still a few trees that had leaves left hanging on them. There was still some crops that needed to be harvested Rainbow Dash started her day normally. She already got it all planned out, she is going to have a training session with Wonderbolts, then later that evening she is going to have a cutesy date with Soarin. The day went on normally, as it always had been, Wonderbolts were a PR team for the Equestrian military, not the other way around. There was no reason to ruin things and make it so that Wonderbolts would end up doing the roles of the actual military which would then ended up pretty badly because Wonderbolts have almost zero combat experience. At best they would be called in to boost morale, at worst they were called in to perform a scouting mission. The evening came Rainbow Dash has been preparing for her night out when the doorbell rang. Was it this time already, or is that somepony else. “In a minute!” Just like she said after the minute passed she opened the door. “What do you want Pinkie Pie!” “Well, I just wanted to give you this.” Pinkie Pie tried to shove Rainbow Dash a pie, “I made it extra creamy!” Rainbow Dash felt a slight headache slowly consuming her head. “Pinkie Pie did you happen to meet my mom, and then she talked to you about how she would like to have grandfoals. I mean I would assume that this would be the case since you made this cake and all.” All this time Pinkie Pie listened to Rainbow Dash talking about Windy Whistles. “Well, now that you mention it, yes I overheard her talking like that!” “Well tell her that it will happen when it will happen!” Rainbow Dash almost shouted, “No, wait, tell her this but in a nicer way!” “Ok, but please still take the Pie!” “But Pinkie Pie this is extremely embarrassing, he would think that I am desperate. I am really sorry but just please take it back.” Rainbow Dash protested and then tried to shove the pie back to Pinkie Pie. Pinkie Pie refuse to accept it. “I am sorry but I can’t take it back! Pinkie Pie glanced at Rainbow Dash face, “Come on, it’s not going to be that bad, Soarin loves pies. He is not going to think any less of you!” Rainbow Dash looked sideways and when saw that nopony was around she invited Pinkie Pie inside. “Um, this is supposed to be a secret but I guess I just tell you right now! Um, can you like promise to keep it a secret! Oh, who am I fooling, of course, you can’t!” “Well, I know I am the worst secret keeper, but I Pinkie Promise that I never ever tell anyone, nopony or their pets, or not even to random inanimate objects, or...” “Pinkie Pie what are you doing?” . “Trying to think up several loopholes how I can bypass the Pinkie Promise.” . Rainbow Dash raised an eyebrow, “what happened to you will lose your friends forever!” “Well, that too!” Pinkie Pie agreed with her, “However the secret can be told in so many ways, and technically the pony will not break the secret vows of secrecy, also known as Pinkie Promise!” Rainbow Dash started talking, “I think I might be pregnant!” “You think you might be pregnant?” Pinkie Pie was confused about what her friend just said. Rainbow Dash nodded her head, “I did the test, and then I did it again, and then again, and again, and...” Pinkie Pie gestured Rainbow Dash to stop “You did the test many, many times, and then every single time it comes out positive?” Rainbow Dash nodded her head. “But you are not sure who the father is because you sleep with too many stallions!” Rainbow Dash nodded her head again, “Well it’s not like that, well kind of. I mean I always used protection. Except for that one time when I slept with Soarin, and well there was that time when I and Twilight used her horn as well, you know, as a dildo.” . “You can do that?” Pinkie Pie shouted louder than usual. “Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Please, not so loud!” Rainbow Dash shushed her up. “Oh right, sorry!” Pinkie Pie apologized for sheepishly. “Anyway, yes it’s kind of possible, Twilight explained to me that all Unicorn mares are hermaphrodites with the horn serve a very specific secondary function!" "Alicorns, Twilight is an Alicorn right now! Rainbow Dash you are confused about something!" “What? I know what I said Pinkie, you are missing the point. Um, anyway if you really want to know do you remember my first day in the Wonderbolts?” Pinkie Pie nodded her head.”Sure I even give you Congratulations at becoming a Wonderbolt party, I think there was some pie too.” Rainbow Dash cringed at that, “Well, uh! What I didn’t tell other girls is that what was involved at the Wonderbolts inauguration day. Spitfire gave me a bunch of antipregnancy pills and then she said there is going to be a mandatory celebration for all the male Wonderbolts. “She said that I had to do it before she did the exact same thing. Then if she did make it so that I wouldn’t have to do it, then why the buck did she do it in the first place. She did it! All the other team members did it, and that means I had to do it!” “Okay, that’s interesting, what did you do after that?” “I brutally stole Soarin from her.” Rainbow Dash said with a hint of pride. “Uh...” Pinkie Pie wasn’t sure how to respond to that. “I still loved him you know! Even before I was drooling for him on every single one of the Wonderbolts show. Well, I did, and he was Spitfire’s lover colt. And after that day I did everything I could do to make sure that Soarin would break up with her.Between you and me Spitfire has been running some kind of weird harem group before I took over as the lead mare.” “Is she like holding a grudge or something?” “Surprisingly no! We just pretend like nothing happened! Except that everyone is aware of what’s going on. And now I guess you too because I just told you!” Pinkie Pie was just thought long and hard about everything she just heard, she guessed that a little something wouldn’t hurt in this situation. So then she hugged Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash hugged her back because she felt she needed as well. “Do you still want me to take away the pie?” “No! It’s not necessary, I think I will eat it, after all, Could you do me a favor? “What’s that?” “Could you please hide it in the kitchen’s refrigerator? I just don’t want it today.” Pinkie Pie couldn’t resist and snorted, then they both started to laugh. After about five minutes later, the doorbell rang again and this time Rainbow Dash knew who it was. “Oh oops, I guess I overstayed my welcome.” Pinkie Pie then quickly grabbed a pie and dashed into the kitchen. Meanwhile, Rainbow Dash opened the door, then she saw that it was in fact Soarin “Please come inside, it’s not as good as my cloud house was, but it’s still cozy, I think.” “You did this for Scootaloo, right? So both of you could live together. I think I can respect that.” Rainbow Dash nodded at that, “Thanks for understanding, can I check on something before we could go on the date? And well, I think I would need to tell you something that you need to know!” Soarin nodded his head, “Sure, I think whatever it is, is a good news right!” “Yeah!” Rainbow Dash offered a little bit unsure of herself, and then went straight to the kitchen. There in the refrigerator, she found a little note as well as pie that’s been left by Pinkie. Heya, I had to use your water sink again, so like I couldn’t really use the kitchen window this time. I really wish you happiness with Soarin, and I guess whenever you are ready, all the other girls are going to be happy too when they are going to hear such wonderful news. Your best friend, Pinkie Pie. Rainbow Dash smiled, Pinkie Pie will always be Pinkie Pie even in the most serious situation.