Bikini Equestria: The Adventures of Spongebob in Ponyville

by condescendence


Real Deal

At Sweet Apple Acres...

[The Achterhoek Dances theme]

Mr. Krabs was drinking cider along with Applejack's father, Big Macintosh. The two were playing his treasured board game with him: Eels and Escalators.

"Ahoy there, lassock!" Mr. Krabs called Applejack, who was bucking apple trees in the apple farm.

"*thump* Heya, Mr. Krabs! How was the board game with father?" She replied.

"Ah' payin' lots a' bits!" Mr. Krabs tossed 30 bits.

"It's luck or lose, Applejack!" Big Macintosh betted 50 bits.

[The Achterhoek Dances ends; Spongebob's closing theme starts]

The betting of bits commenced, as the board game became a gambling session against the two.

Meanwhile, Mr. Krabs rolled the dice, where a one and a six appeared, causing him to move seven tiles. Upon reaching the tile, Mr. Krabs stepped into a neutral tile.

"My turn!" Big Mac rolled the dice, which popped out a two and a three, prompting him to move into an escalator. "Another escalator!" He exclaimed.

Mr. Krabs sipped the cider and rolled the dice, which popped out a three and one, prompting him to move into an eel backwards.

"Another eel, Mr. Krabs?" Big Mac rolled the dice, which popped out a three and six, prompting him to move into a longer eel, next to the other eel that directed to the "You Lose!" sign.

"Ponyfeathers!" He began to nervously stared at his piece as he was nearly losing.

"*chuckles* I'm next!" Mr. Krabs rolled the dice, where he then stepped into an escalator.

The game continued until Big Macintosh finally stepped into an eel that lead to the "You Lose!" symbol. To his dismay, he lost again.

"Cupcakes! I lost to you again?"

"Truth of da' matter, lad. I played this game by meself along with mah' own kind for 45 years!"

[Spongebob's closing theme ends]

Both Big Macintosh and Mr. Krabs chuckled, as they sipped their final mugs of cider before leaving the table with the board game.

At the Carousel Boutique...

Inside, Pearl was outside the Boutique, as she was playing with the Cutie Mark Crusaders. She was told by Rarity that she had to take care of Sweetie Belle while she was visiting Fluttershy to visit the boutique.

"Oh, heya, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, and Apple Bloom!" She greeted the trio, but they were mischeviously annoying her, much to her dismay.

Sweetie Belle threw a tomato at her head, "You are such a good assistant to my sister, Pearl!"

"Barnacles," she added as she wiped the splattered tomato off her head, "I know, Sweetie Belle."

"For Scootaloo and the CMC!"

Scootaloo then grabbed Pearl's hand and jumped towards her stomach. "Ouch! Be careful, Scootaloo!"

"Need some nutrients!!"

Apple Bloom then took a piece of apple and shoved it towards her mouth forcefully. "What are ya' doin' to me?!" She then spat the apple, much to her shock.

The Cutie Mark Crusaders then began to cry in complete shock, as they were so extremely scared about Pearl's attitude. "You three should be careful." Her voice then turned dark. "Alright, CMC, I'll send all of you to my father for questioning!" As she was angrily trying to forcefully pressure them into going to Mr. Krabs, Rarity and Fluttershy arrived with shocked looks in their faces.

Rarity approached Pearl, "What are you doing to my little sister?!"

Pearl then replied, "I'll send them to my father for their ridiculous attitude!"

Suddenly, Pearl's eyes began to glare in anger as she forcefully followed them to Sweet Apple Acres, but Sweetie Belle immediately replied. "She is trying to send us into Mr. Krabs, just because we were playing with her."

"I hope you should know what you're thinking, Sweetie Belle. You need to tone down your recklessness."

Fluttershy then immediately responded, "Calm down, Pearl. You don't need to be serious." With that, Pearl's anger toned down as she began to cuddle the trio.

"Sorry if I'm angry, but I'm just worried." Rarity and Fluttershy then approached her.

"Come on, Pearl. They have their own cutie marks already, so you don't need to take such grudges onto them."

They then laughed after the tension as they went inside the boutique.

At The Great and Powerful Trixie show....

Plankton, behind the stage, was trying to plan his interruption with Trixie's magic show, as he was trying to convince her into joining his new clique of villains to take over Equestria.

"The Great and Powerful Trixie welcomes you!" Trixie then began to start her show. Suddenly, Plankton and Karen then arrived with a megaphone, interrupting the show.

"Trixie can't believe this!" She then began to move away from the stage, next to the audience, as he made a threatening look to the audience.

"Listen, you barnacle heads. I am Sheldon J. Plankton, and I will have a very important announcement for today."

"What is this thing doing in here," Bon Bon then asked.

"QUIET, you fool!" He yelled at the megaphone.

She was taken aback by his yelling, as they began to freeze in shock. "You creature, get out of the Great and Powerful Trixie's stage!" Trixie then shouted.

"Oh-ho, magician. This stage belongs to me now!"

However, they just laughed at him, seeing as it was a joke, though Trixie started to get irritated by Plankton.

"SILENCE!!" With that, everypony became silent. He then angrily started his announcement. "Excellent. Now, I hereby to announce the occupation of Sweet Apple Acres from me. After all that, I will bulldoze the house of the Apple family and build my own new restaurant in this garbage filth of a town! Only if that magician with a straight face joined me *points Trixie*, my plans would be succcessful." All of the ponies gasped in shock as they heard the words coming out of his mouth.

"Not so fast, Plankton." Mr. Krabs and the Apple family then arrived at the stage.

"Too late, Krabs and stinky Apple brats. The Sweet Apple Acres will have the ownership by me, so I will turn it into a new Chum Bucket."

Big Macintosh then replied, "How dare ya' simply try to steal our own farm for no reason?"

Plankton then replied, "Your farm stinks anyway, horsefeathers."

Mr. Krabs then laughed and replied, "The farm is Plankton-Proof."

"Your mocking will never do something, Krabs."

Trixie then became angry as she was so completely fed up with his diabolical schemes. She unleashed powerful energy from her horn towards him. "Get out of Trixie's stage!" She then pulled him towards her, as Trixie popped out a jar of mustard from her cape.

"This is your punishment for causing damage from The Great and Powerful Trixie's stage." Diamond Tiara arrived eventually as Trixie was putting him in the jar of mustard.

"Let me out of here! This thing irritates my eyes!" Plankton frantically tried to escape, but to no avail.

"Plankton, you'll be coming with me." Diamond Tiara took the jar from Trixie as Karen and Diamond left the magic show.

"KRABS, you'll pay for this!" Those words were spoken before they disappeared.

Mr. Krabs and the Apple family then approached Trixie, who was starting to whimper and then cry, seeing as she was humiliated and laughed by her audience, though they were also saddened by the interruption.

[Hawaiian Cocktail starts]

"Trixie is laughed again!" She shouted, though they were extremely disproven by her claim.

"No, Trixie! We didn't laugh at you or mock at you." Bon Bon arrived.

Mr. Krabs then approached her, "Listen to good ol' Mr. Krabs, Trixie. Plankton was trying to cause havoc, but you stopped him."

Applejack then responded, "Trixie, the audience did not laugh at you."

Trixie sadly replied, "But they laughed at Trixie!!! Now, Trixie might lose her own job once again because of this!" However, Applejack slapped her hooves towards Trixie to clear things out.

[Hawaiian Cocktail ends; Hawaiian Happiness starts]

"Calm down, Trixie. You are the greatest magician ever, so never think of the past." The words of wisdom and encouragement went into her head. The audience began to smile towards her.

Mr. Krabs then grabbed Trixie from her hooves, "Let's go with us to play some game!"

[Hawaiian Happiness ends]

Trixie, Mr. Krabs, and the Apple family headed to Sweet Apple Acres. "Oh, thanks for clearing out Trixie's problems, Mr. Krabs."

Mr. Krabs then replied, "Good ol' Mr. Krabs knows anything, Trixie."

At Rainbow Dash's house...

[Insert Gator 1 theme]

Patrick, Rainbow, and Gilda were playing a card game of Poker, while they were drinking cider in the table. Rainbow then threw the final card into the table: 9 of spades. At the table were five drawn cards: Jack of Hearts, Ace of Spades, 6 of Diamonds, 10 of Spades, and 9 of spades. She then grinned, hoping that she could win her cards. The prize was currently 12,000 chips, with a prize money of 100 bits.

"Alright, starfish, show me what ya' have." Gilda called on Patrick, to which he opened a card of both nines of heart and jack of clubs.

"Bingo!" Patrick shouted in joy.

"Er-hem, Pat." Rainbow quickly revealed her card with aces of diamond and clubs.

"Barnacles!"

"It looks like victory is mine, Patrick." Rainbow mockingly said.

Gilda then assertively said, "Not so fast, Rainbow." The griffon then sipped a mug of cider and revealed her two cards to be king of spades and 7 of spades.

"Flushes," She said in victorious voice.

Patrick and Rainbow had shocked looks, particularly on her.

"Wha- How is that possible? I lost to her again?" Rainbow's jaw dropped with the bluff Gilda did. Rainbow then curled down on floor as she began to hear the words: "How is that possible?" Gilda then took the prized bits.

Gilda then took Rainbow up and told her to simply calm down. She then picked her up, put Rainbow on the chair, and continued the game.

"You don't need to be that, Rainbow." Gilda said, "let's enjoy the game before two of you are going back to the academy tomorrow Monday." The poker game commenced, where laughters spread out and mugs of cider continued to pour out.

[Gator 1 ends]

At Vinyl Scratch's house...

Squidward was at the living room where he was practicing his clarinet solo, but then suddenly interrupted by a knocking on the door, which revealed to be Spongebob, Mermaid Man, and Barnacle Boy.

Spongebob asked, "Do you know where Sandy is?"

Mermaid Man replied, "It is really urgent."

Squidward then replied, "No. Please leave me alone." He slammed the door shut as they left to head towards the forest.

Lyra, Derpy, Bon Bon, Vinyl, and Octavia gathered as they heard the delightful sounds of his clarinet around the neighbourhood. It was such joy for him to achieve such feat away from Spongebob and Patrick's pestering attitude.

"I like it, Squidward!" Lyra exclaimed in excitement.

"Thank you, Lyra. *sighs* It's much better if I'm away from those fools from my neighbourhood."

Octavia then immediately replied, "Squidward, you must perform along with Lyra and me at the next Grand Galloping Gala."

Squidward was confused at her, "Grand Galloping Gala?"

All of the ponies smiled at him before she replied, "This is a grand party where it is a honour of a union of peace between the various races in Ponyville."

Squidward was then excited by the offer, "Now that would be great! Thanks for that, so I could finally perform with the two of you, where I would never be annoyed by those fools like Spongebob and Patrick." He then started jumping in joy as both Octavia and Lyra held his arms in excitement.

"You will love it, Squidward!" Octavia replied.

"Oh sure as it is, Octavia. No one can top Squidward's talent." He then replied before proceeding back to his clarinet practice.