SNABU: Situation Normal: All Bucked Up

by RDDash


4: Don't Leave a Trail When You Bug Out

Twilight Sparkle and the company finally arrived at the top of the mountain and well they found only ruins.

"So we do agree this place is a dump! Because I don't know how else is too say it." Rainbow Dash trotted to the ruins of the old house and just kept looking at it.

Pinkie Pie then went close to her, "You can say that again I was so shocked by all of this, I forgot to include the full montage of us going to pirate ship, then Rainbow Dash was doing a Sonic Rainboom, and then we just arrived I guess."

"A Sonic Rainboom, why would I do that? More importantly, I don't remember doing it!"

"Exactly! As I was saying before, I forgot!"

Rainbow rudely interrupted Pinkie"I mean why would I actually do that? that's like advertising for everyone who might be looking for us to come and find us."

"Wasnt that kind of the point? I mean I even left them a handy We are there? map for them to find!"

"Yes, but!"

"Hey don't look at me like that, you know..." Pinkie Pie then quickly whispered, and yet everypony could still hear her, "...Princess Celestia's orders!"

"Whatever Pinkie lets just get it over with this, so we can go home."

Meanwhile, Rarity decided to state her own thought on the matter, "Well, at least there is something we can agree on! Anyway, well I guess they don't have a spa here! That's really unfortunate."

"Yes, Rarity! Very unfortunate!" Rainbow suddenly flipped into the sarcastic mode.

'Girls! If you are done with getting it out of your system, we still had a work to do." Twilight wouldn't have any of it, they need to stay focused.

"Okay!" everypony else replied to her, "What exactly we are looking for?"

"At this point, anything will do. Try to find something that would help us figured out any clue of where they went," instructed Twilight. She then thought about many things, specifically what will be the best way to do this. She then thought about Captain Celaeno and her wonderful crew. Twilight somewhat fondly remembered how in their excitement the captain threatened them to walk the plank. Somehow the selfish thought crossed her mind that Alicorns and pegasi weren't in real danger. However, she wasn't completely one hundred percent certain that they could save everypony.

Twilight could easily understand what the Pinkie Pie was talking about because when the captain was about to do it she suddenly changed her mind and went for a dinner break. Everypony else somehow managed to shrug it off and then Pinkie did one other thing to insult the laws of physics. She casually trotted on the plank, she then trotted bellow it, she even started to trot on the ship walls. Once again everyone just shrugged it, somehow even the pirate crew wasn't impressed...

"Hey, Twilight does a strange whirlpool of water counts as a clue, because I think I found something! Oh, I guess we found a spa for Rarity! Because I guess it could be quite relaxing to swim in it." Rainbow was just swooped in next to Twilight. "Hey Twilight, snap out from the flashback sequence! Pinke! Stop using Fluttershy telepathic powers trying to hypnotize the flashback to everypony else mind!"

"Uh! Wait, what? What what's just happened?"

"It's nothing, come on let's go! everypony is already waiting!"

Rainbow Dash and Twilight trotted right back to where everypony else had been waiting. Twilight then quickly took action "Okay, ponies what we've got here?"

"Apparently this is no normal spa!" Princess Celestia casually glanced at Rarity.

"What? Why does everypony start cracking jokes at my expense! All of you wish we got at least something to freshen up!"

"It's no big deal Rar just relax will you, It's just..." Rainbow Dash sighed heavily.


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"...you know what! I cant do this anymore! I quit!!!"

"Where do you think you are going Dash! We aren't done yet!"

"We aren't done with what Twilight? I thought it wasnt quite clear that we are filming a movie. I just thought everypony had been aware of it."

"We do!" Twilight tried to salvage the situation, "Buck it Rainbow, don't you dare to screw it up!"

"I cant hear you! If you need me you know where to find me!" with that Rainbow flew off from the movie set.

Everypony just stared at the distance. They just kept looking and looking until Fluttershy started speaking, "So um, what are we looking at?"

"Sunsets are quite pretty over there!" Princess Celestia replied.

"Yeah, they kind of are!" Everypony else agreed with her

"Right well, since Rainbow just ruined for everypony else, I guess I would just go before it gets even more awkward."

"Se you tomorrow then!" Twilight shouted back after Rarity just left, she then addressed Fluttershy "Fluttershy, please make sure that Rainbow would come back tomorrow!"

Fluttershy nodded and then flew away as well.

Princess Celestia looked in the direction of the pony who just flew away, she then asked Cadence "Do you think she would let us have tea with her if we go and help her out?"

"I suppose the tea does sounds good right now! At this point, I even forget that the original script still exists."

Princess Celestia and Princess Cadence flew off in the direction where Rainbow and Fluttershy just flew.

"Right, well I guess I will see you tomorrow as well Twilight, listen it wasn't your fault. I suppose I guess I could keep you a company if you want!"

"Sounds fair, alright goodnight Applejack I was just hoping that we could have finished the scene today." Twilight sighed sadly

"Applejack is right! don't beat yourself up Twilight! I was been too pushy with my flashback sequence!"

"Okay take care Pinkie! I just going to stay here for a bit and then I guess I will go to sleep!"

After everypony else is left Twilight then left alone under the whirlpool of water "I guess Its just you and me huh! I guess I just started to talk with inanimate objects! I am starting to sound pathetic!"Then a really weird thing happened, Twilight jumped straight into the whirlpool. She then spun a few times in it and then disappeared inside it.


"Rainbow Dash was it really necessary to do this!" Fluttershy was with Rainbow Dash right now and two Princesses was also with her! They occasionally helping her out in hopes of getting tea.

"Well no, not really I suppose I freaked out a bit, besides yeah I guess getting paid sound good!"

"See It, wasn't so bad, so a movie huh! I guess this time Pinkie Pie did as she promised she would!"

Fluttershy and Princess Cadenced went into the kitchen, Rainbow Dash and Princess Celestia stayed.

"Princess Celestia?"

"What is it Rainbow?"

"You do aware that I am monster right?"

"Sweetheart you should spend more time with my sister, you are not even half as bad as her. Anyway, why did you asked me of this."

"I don't know I guess I wanted to talk."

"No thanks, I'll pass!" Rainbow snorted "Anyway is this just my imagination or we just left Twilight completely alone?"

"Now that quite curious how did you figure that"

Rainbow Dash then showed her a magic scroll with text on it With her perfect vision Celestia could see a small text of bubbles.

"Its called Magic Text Messaging a little blue birdy told me that Twilight might have ended up alone. I just thought that someone would actually make sure she wouldn't end up in a situation where she might end up alone!"

Princess Celestia sighted, kids and their technology, "Well, I am pretty sure she is going to be okay."

"Yeah, okay, didn't say I didn't warn you about it," Rainbow Dash then thought that the next part is going to be very difficult to explain "We were on a movie set right?"

"Well technically yes!" Celestia nodded, "we never left Applewood's advanced holographic room."

"IIs that the one that makes everything look pretty and ultra-glittery?"

"Yep, that's the one the whole thing is just a giant green screen room, although I am starting to like ultra-glittery effect."

Rainbow Dash then continued talking "Then please explain to me what the hey was the real portal device is doing right in the middle of the holographic room designed to shoot ultra-realistic movies!"

"Now when you put it that way, this definitely sounds bad! You don't suppose she jumped!"

Rainbow Dash glared at her "I cannot trust ponies around me to do one simple thing, I managed to spot something really suspicious and then everypony else manages to buck it up!"

"To be fair we shouldn't have cut ties with hippogriffs," concluded Princess Celestia, "on the bright side I am not frozen in a carbonite right now. Let us go grab a tea right now!"

"Yeah okay, let's go! We can always solve our problems tomorrow."