That night I had a dream, but it was a memory or a contact, like how we talk to each other with telepathy, it was what I was doing before I got sent there. It was the cause of Babidi. His words still echo in my mind. He said.
"Well well well Yamcha, it seems like you forgot why I the great wizard Babidi sent you here. Allow me to use this dream to remind you, PAPARAPAPA!!!!!!", he uttered his magic words, and then it all became clear in my dream.
I said, "Stop right there Babidi and Majin Buu, for I Yamcha will defeat you two." To which I heard Babidi reply.
"Oh, not this guy, doesn't he know the audience is watching?"
I didn't even know what he meant, but evidently, we have to follow the script when the audience is watching. He then ordered Buu to fight me.
"Ok Buu fight him." He said with authority.
I got beat up pretty bad. Babidi found a way to keep the audience from seeing that. He then went on to laughing maniacally and said.
"Well Yamcha it looks like you lost and because of your ego, you always play the tough guy, but you're just weak when it comes to fighters like us. So to teach you a lesson I'm going to send you somewhere where you won't be able to leave unless you admit you're weak, that you haven't been the hero you claim to be and if you don't admit it you won't be able to help those you meet. PAPARAPAPA!!!!!!!!!! He uttered his magic words again, and I was whisked away.
I woke up screaming like crazy, and it alerted the attention of Twilight, she came in the room with hustle and asked.
"You ok Yamcha, I heard you screaming."
To which I replied, "Yeah, I'm ok, Twilight, just a bad dream." I looked down and decided to come clean. "Twilight, there's something I have to tell you and your friends," I said in a somber tone.
To which she replied in a kind of worried voice, "Ok Yamcha, what is it?"
I started to tell her sheepishly, "It's that I'm........." Before I could get out the rest of the sentence, I heard Spike yell.
"TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!"
It sounded severe by the tone of his voice.
"What is it Spike, you don't have to make everything sound like the end of Equestria if it's anything major I'm sure we can handle it," Twilight responded.
"Tirek's back, and he's coming to absorb all the magic in Ponyville, it already looks like he's absorbed a good amount of magic based on his size Spike said."
To which Twilight responded.
"Oh, I retract my former statement."
She then began to freak out, she exclaimed to Spike in a worried tone.
"THIS IS BAD!!!.. WHEN DID HE ESCAPE????"
I could sit there and ask, "Huh, who is this Tirek guy?"
To which Twilight responded, "He's pure evil, he absorbs the magic of every earth, Pegasus, and unicorn pony in Equestria and he won't stop until he has the most powerful magic of ponydom, alicorn magic. If we don't defeat him, he could bring an end to Equestria, but with your help, I'm sure we can defeat him again."
To which I responded, "oh, so he's like Cell, does he also change appearance when he's absorbed enough power?"
To which Twilight said, "yes, but we don't have time to discuss it."
To which I responded, "Right I'll be happy to help so where is this guy?"
To which Spike said, "Look out the window and you'll see him."
Upon seeing him, I felt instant fear he looked like a demon centaur which I guess he was. He appeared to be about ten feet tall maybe more. Upon seeing him I was terrified that I lost the urge, to tell the truth, I excused myself in such a dumb way, in other words, I pulled a Mr. Satan, I said.
"Oh, uh, haha, ok I gotta go do something quick I'll fight him when I'm done."
But I didn't return. Instead, I ran and hid in Applejack's barn. I remember saying to myself "Here will be a good place to hide and I don't think they saw me, I'll hide in this barn until Tirek is gone. Hopefully, the Apple family won't mind."
I know it sounds a bit weird, but I could hear their voices even though I was far away, might have been our telepathy, I heard Twilight ask.
"Hey has anypony seen Yamcha?, I thought he was going to help us fight Tirek."
"I haven't seen him Twilight, I was wonderin' the same thing, maybe we should look for him. I'm sure Applebloom will help us." Applejack chimed in.
" Sweetie Belle too." Said Rarity.
"Don't forget Scootaloo." Rainbow Dash said Then I heard Twilight exclaim.
"Ok girls, let's go find Yamcha."
While they were looking Granny Smith found me first, she asked me to what I was doing in here to which I replied.
"I'm hiding from my consequences. I did something so wrong that now I've put all of you in danger." While I was talking to Granny Smith, I heard Applejack say.
"Huh, I found him; he's in my barn talking to Granny Smith."
Twilight responded with, "Thanks Applejack." She then turned her attention to me. "Yamcha I thought you were gonna help us fight Tirek, why in Equestria are you in here?" She asked, and that's when I broke down.
I said in a distraught voice practically crying, "It's because I lied, Twilight. I'm not the hero I claim to be. I lied. I didn't defeat any androids. I got injured when I first met the old man and fat mime. The old man made a hole in my chest which I needed a senzu bean for. Then I was taking care of Goku because he had a heart virus because he didn't take medication that future Trunks gave him for it. I didn't defeat Cell, Gohan did. All I did was stand on the sidelines and got attacked by a Cell Jr. I didn't defeat Majin Buu when he became super Buu I was eaten by him. And I most certainly didn't defeat Beerus, Goku couldn't even beat him, the only reason why he didn't destroy Earth was that he saw something in Goku and he also fell asleep. I lied about being a hero."
After I was done confessing, Applebloom asked, "Even the part of you creating the wolf fang fist?" With a sad look in her eyes.
I replied with, "No Applebloom, that part was true although it looks like I created a new thing, the wolf fang fraud. Please, leave I don't want you to see me cry, I feel so ashamed." as I turned my back to hide my face.
Applejack then came up to me and placed her hoof on my shoulder. She said "Yamcha, don't be ashamed to cry sugar cube, even though I don't like lies, I can't stay mad at you. I can kinda understand why you did it."
When I heard that I kinda felt mad, but I never rose my voice I just turned to her and said, "I'm sorry Applejack, but you don't, in my world almost no one likes me, they kinda bully me, well mostly Vegeta, not even the viewers like me."
Upon hearing what I said Pinkie chimed in, "That's not true, the author of this fanfic likes you you're his favorite character because you have a mullet which he also has."
Which I barely knew what she was talking about, but I knew she was breaking the fourth wall. I just asked, "Really Pinkie?"
To which she replied, "Yup, now come and let us defeat that baddy Tirek."
With a newfound spunk, I said, "Right, let's go."
When we all walked up to Tirek, he was laughing maniacally.
"What is this Princess Twilight? You think this puny thing can beat me?"
He asked to which I suddenly realized and said, "I can because I have no magic for you to steal, Tirek. Now let's fight." He hurt me quite a bit, and while I was on the ground groaning, he said.
"Just give up, there is nothing you can do; you're weak."
But I just got back up and said, "No, no I won't give up, I may be weak, I may not be a hero, but my friends are in danger of you, and even though I'm weak I will not let my friends get hurt EVEN IF IT KILLS ME!!!!" I exclaimed and let out a yell.
When I yelled, I became surrounded by some light I just said, "What, what is this power I feel?, I feel as if my potential has been unleashed now I can protect you ponies. KAAAAAMEEEEEHAAAAAAMEEEEEEEHAAAAAAA!!!!" I blasted Tirek with the mighty move to which he groaned in agony.
"Ahhhh, you're strong, but you'll still lose." He said to which Twilight responded.
"No, he won't come on girls." And as she said that they changed forms, Rainbow Dash looked like super saiyan three, so I couldn't help but ask.
"Wait, you all can go Super Saiyan?"
To which Twilight responded, "Super what? No, Yamcha, this is called rainbow powered."
After getting the answer, I just said, "Ah, ok now let's defeat him. We all let out a yell and blasted Tirek with everything we had and Tirek just let out a cry of defeat.
Winded all I could say was, "It's over, we won," after we caught our breath.
To which Twilight responded, "And it's all thanks to you Yamcha." To which I corrected.
"No, Twilight, it was all of us." After saying that I began to glow which surprised Twilight, she said.
"Yamcha!! You're glowing!!" To which I replied.
"I guess this means my lesson is learned and it's time for me to return home. Goodbye, my friends, I hope we'll meet again and thanks for the encouragement, you have taught me the best lesson I could learn, that even though I'm weak, I'm still a hero because I'll do anything to protect my friends even if I get killed. I can now be myself in confidence thanks to you ponies, thank you all and goodbye."
And that's where I was. Goku, Vegeta, Krillin, Tien, all of you I told this story to, the things that happened to me were real, and I learned a hero doesn't have to be strong, but willing to sacrifice everything to protect the ones they care about.
And that's when I got the biggest surprise, instead of punching me Vegeta just got up and hugged me saying that he was only hard on me because he considers me a friend.