//------------------------------// // DashCon // Story: OH BOY // by Super Trampoline //------------------------------// "Hey Twilight, did you hear the news, they're going to hold a convention dedicated to me!" Twilight looked up from her book. "You mean DashCon? Sorry to burst your bubble, but the dash refers to a tumblr dashboard, not you." Rainbow shrank. "Ahhh, shoot, I already bought my ticket." Twilight raised her eyebrows. "It would have taken two minutes of research to find that out. Can you get a refund?" Rainbow shook her head. "Nonrefundable." "Huh. That's suspicious. Well, try to have fun anyway." Rainbow jumped into the ballpit. Soon her haunches were wet and smelled. "OH BOY!" she sighed.