//------------------------------// // 1: What Could Possibly Go Wrong // Story: SNABU: Situation Normal: All Bucked Up // by RDDash //------------------------------// "Twilight! Twilight! Twilight! I am so excited! Are you excited!" Pinkie yelled with excitement. Well, why shouldn't she, today is a special day. "Twilight! What are we celebrating? I am not really sure what are we celebrating, but it's super duper awesome! And there is also a cake!" Look at her go, that hyperactive pink party pony. Yes, there is also going to be a cake that's going to be fired from the cannon. It's going to be an extremely lewd adventure for an unfortunate soul. "Yes, Pinkie I am excited! Now please don't rush me. I have to make sure that everything has to be perfect," Twilight chased of Pinkie Pie and then went back to fine-tuning preparations for the tonight's social event. The new rising star Songbird Serenade is going to perform today on stage in a Canterlot's Castle. "Um, Twilight, I think we have a problem?" "What is it, Rainbow? You know what would happen if something is going to ruin this perfect day!" "Are you going to lock me up in your sex dungeon? I won't mind if you do. Anyway, before we derail from our conversation, our sniper reports an unusual storm cloud formation." "What about it? I don't need to tell you how to do your job do I?" "No, I guess you don't. According to the same sniper, there is an airship that's about to enter No fly zone. "Well, order Scootaloo to shoot it down! Do you think she can do it?" "Oh yeah, definitely! Enjoy the early fireworks show Twilight." Rainbow Dash switched communicator channels, "You've heard her right? Let it rip!" "The Ripper round is loaded and armed," Scootaloo inserted the cartridge into the rifle. She then armed the chamber with the round, ejected the cartridge, inserted an extra round into it and inserted back in. Hey, how many fifty caliber rounds do you need to bring down the airship?" "Ideally, just one..." Rainbow Dash started saying. "....Blow the engine with a high explosive round!" They both finished together, then they both started to laugh. "Yeah right, unfortunately, it facing the wrong way." "So what? shoot it when they are going to face their airship broadside to us, foolishly bragging their superiority!" Sure!? Okay, any second now...any second now... okay go for it! Sootalloo shrugged and pulled the trigger six times in a quick succession. Six loud bangs later and the airship lost it's balance and fell down. "Well, their engine is down the balloon is popped, the command center is busted, and they are still here. I might have miscalculated because I thought they are going to crush from the cliff. Well okay, I think I see Twilight glaring at me from all the way out of there! Yep, I am definitely going to Twilight's sex dungeon today, boo ya!" "Rainbow! you had one job, one bucking job!" yelled Twilight. "Yep, Twilight's sex dungeon here I come." "Um, Rainbow, first thing is your channel is open, and second I think I've heard it your point the first time." "Oh right sorry about that Scootalloo!" Rainbow started to whistle and slowly trotted away. Meanwhile, the red Unicorn with a broken horn exited the shipwreck of the airship "I swear that could have done a lot better. I've told them to not face the city in the full broadside, but no they didn't listen!" At the same time, Princess Major Twilight Sparkle is trying to calm down herself, as well as three other Princesses. "Now I know that obsession with perfection is a little quirk of yours we couldn't exactly get rid of from you! I just think that's this reaction is a bit extreme." Princess Celestia had been standing with Princess Luna, and Princess Luna had been curiously watching the pony at a shipwreck. "Extreme! Extreme! Do you even realize who that pony is? Twilight snorted. "This is like going to be the second coming of Starlight Glimmer, we already have the original, we don't need another one. I just had a terrible dream that we got rid of royal guards and that Starlight Glimmer wannabee with the broken horn is going to make fools out of us!" "Twilight please just calm down, we didn't get rid of the royal guard, we just reformed them into modern clone army initiative." It was now Princess Luna's turn to speak "'oh look she is coming close to us!" "Right okay! The clone army, yes that's going to be just perfect!" Almost Instantly a group of fifty Pinkie Pie Clone Troopers showed up out of nowhere. Then the first Pinkie clone came directly to Twilight and then reported directly to her. "Sorry boss we are late, what did we miss?" "Even you started to call me boss, anyway it doesn't matter. Do you see that pony? Surround her and observe, but do not engage her yet." "Sure thing boss! You heard her ladies, lets spread out and then let's greet that big meany a happy warm welcome!" a Clone Commander Pinkie winked and then they all vanished into thin air. Princess Celestia was slightly disturbed "Since when did they learn how to wink?" "They are Pinkie Pie clones why are you still questioning it?" "Well, I just never got used to it." Princess Celestia tried to defend herself Alright, what the hey do you want?" Princess Major Twilight addressed the new mare. "Well, at first I wanted to invade your city, and then use your ponies, specifically you six as magic batteries. Now that I think about it I want to enslave those princesses" "Aha! I knew it!" yelled Twilight. "You knew what?" "You are Starlight Glimmer wannabee." Twilight Sparkle had a strange unnerving smile "Oh almost forgot for the crimes of treason ten thousand years dungeon." Somewhere out there Rainbow Dash cursed "Ponyfeathers why did she get all the fun stuff?' "There there!" Fluttershy hugged Rainbow Dash in an attempt to be sympathetic. Meanwhile, the Unicorn became annoyed, "Who the hell is Starlight Glimmer?" "Oh, you are saying hell instead of hey okay I think I get it." Twilight then turned somewhere in a random direction, and then yelled with Canterlot voice "STARLIGHT! GET OVER HERE!!" "What? What is it?" Starlight Glimmer teleport-winked close to her teacher. Twilight sensei, is there something you want? Actually, yes! It comes to my attention there is some pony here who just like you!" "Just like me? I don't think I understand." "Yes, you see this mare over here, let me see. Hey?" She addressed the Unicorn. "What's your name?"I don't want to call you Starlight Glimmer two point oh. Unicorn rolled her eyes. "My name is Tempest Shadow." "Okay, well, this traitor to the crown over here, she decided to invade the Canrerlot, and then she wants to use the ponies as magic batteries!" "Um, Twilight actually that's was Tirek I was just trying to take everypony talent marks away." "That's even better, she can go straight to Tartarus! Litteraly!" Storm Tempest tried to clarify, "Well actually it's not me but a Storm King, and well it's not just Canterlot. I want the whole Equestria to bow down to me. Now hand it over I don't have all day!" "No! No! No! You are not going to do anything, except one thing! KNEEL!" "What?" "Did you missed the memo? I said, KNEEL BEFORE YOUR PRINCESS!" "You better do as she says!" Starlight addressed the confused Unicorn. "What?" Starlight sighted, "I am just saying that you are not going to win, so just stop wasting everybody's time and just do what she says!" Tempest Shadow just couldn't believe it what she was hearing "Come on you cant be serious!" "I am pretty sure I am! Look, I don't think you understand how this works, she is a good guy and you are a bad guy!" "No! No way I am not doing that!" "Well, I tried! She is all yours, Twilight!" Starlight then stepped away. "Okay then! I guess I have no choice, GIRLS!" Twilight called in Clone Troopers. "You called, boss?' at the same moment, Pinkie Pie clone, Commander of the Clone Army popped into existence. "I am too tired right now, so I will make this quick! Execute order #37! Commander, take this horse into custody!" "As you wish Major! Girls! Sick her!" with that her and the others clones did burst into action.