//------------------------------// // Blast At The Beach // Story: My Little Pony: Gag Reels Are Magic // by pabrony //------------------------------// ---From: What In Tarnation?--- "It's about time you got in here," shouted Dashie. "Now we just gotta get you out of your shell and cut loose." "Whaddya mean by 'cuttin' loose'?" I asked as I splashed her. "Skinny dipping on the beach, of course," she answered. "You can't tell me you don't indulge in a naked swim in that pond at the farm during the summer." "Actually, Ah don't," I told her before she tackled me in the water. "Really?" After spitting the sea water out I answered, "Y'all know Ah'm a terrible liar, so whaddya think?" She then fell back in the water laughing like a hyena. "What's so funny?" "You've had the perfect place to skinny dip and you never stripped down for a spontaneous swim," she laughed after sitting up. "Ta be honest, Ah did strip down once," I said as the waves continued to splash against my hips. Dashie pointed at me accusingly and shouted, "Ah-ha! I knew it!" "Yeah, well... when yer splashin' about and one of yer siblings shows up with their apple tree at full blossom, it makes fer a very awkward situation," I explained, refering to the only time I skinny-dipped and accidentally learned how Big Mac got his name. "Wait! You saw your brother's hard as a rock?!" Dashie said as her eyes grew wide in shock. CUT! Why are you making stuff up for this scene? the director asked. "Ah ain't makin' up! He really does have a the size of a horse!" I shot back. "And Dashie... quit thinking about mah brother." Fine but you realize that this isn't a porno right? No more dialogue about sex please.