My Little Pony: Gag Reels Are Magic

by pabrony


It's Time To Leave

---From the chapter: A Time Of Celebration---

My jaw almost hit the floor when I read that. I knew the other girls were not going to believe this unless I showed them the message. And speaking of messages, while I was talking to Twilight my phone went off with this text:

BRING YOUR PJ'S AND GUITAR! (and a certain movie you made with Twilight in Book 5)

Sleepover at Sweet Apple Acres
Sat. March 22, 6:00pm
Dirty fun, very dirty games, and Pony Ups guaranteed

See you there, Sunset!

-PP

P.S. Please bring the tape.

Seriously? I thought as I facepalmed.

"Cut! What now?" said the director.

I didn't answer him. I just handed him my phone to show him the text message.

"Pinkie Pie! For one time in this whole series, can you please stick to the script? She's still supposed to be seventeen at this point of the series."

"I didn't send it," Pinkie claimed.

"So if I have Sunset reply to this, your phone won't go off?"

"That's right," swore Pinkie.

"I want you to stand here beside me with the volume up when Sunset sends the reply."

"Okey dokey lokey," Pinkie said as she bounced over to the director.

I sent a question mark as the reply.

Pinkie's phone went off.


---From the chapter: Time For A Familiar Face---

I walked into the Sweet Shoppe for our weekly girls day out late as usual.

"SURPRISE!" yelled all my friends. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

As crazy as everything has been lately, between working extra hard to prepare for the Friendship Games, and band practice, I had completely forgotten my own birthday. I was glad that someone remembered for me.

"We got you lotsa presents and surprises and cake and... and... can I see the script? I forgot what came next," Pinkie said.

"Again?" Rarity complained as me and the others laughed. "How is that you can ramble on about nothing for hours on end but when it comes to a thirty second line, you forget? This is the fourth time in the last fifteen minutes."

"Let's see you do any better during the Friendship Games party, then," Pinkie shot back.

"Cut!"

"<censored> that," Rainbow said. "This is too awesome not to catch on camera."

"What does that mean?" Rarity growled as she began turning red.

"Four to one odds that Rarity kicks Pinkie's <censored>," Rainbow whispered to the rest of us.

"I'll take twenty-five dollars on Rarity," Fluttershy said as she fetched her purse.


---From the chapter: Time For A Familiar Face---

We all gathered backstage after Rainbow Dash's semi-motivational speech during the pep rally. After Fluttershy and Rarity got their school pride sentiments out of the way, Applejack brought a serious point to the table.

"Is anybody else wondering how Dash ponied up without playing her guitar?"

"What's the matter?" Rainbow said with a cheesy grin on her face. "You jealous?"

Applejack bit her lip due to Luna being on set with us. She's a nice person off camera but she hears any profanity, it's best to find something to hide behind. Her tirades make the Sirens Equestrian forms look like cute puppies or kittens.

"You want to try that line again, Rainbow Dash?" Rarity asked.

"Remember the Friendship Games party..." sang Pinkie Pie.

"Are we taking bets again?" asked Fluttershy.

"Not again. Cut!"


---From the chapter: Time For A Familiar Face---

After floating for about a minute, Rarity suddenly had a tired look on her face before suddenly powering down and collapsing into Applejack's arms. Then we got the surprise of our lives as the door opened.

"Twilight?" we all said in unison.

"Uh... yes?" she replied.

"Question. Do you wear that around Sunset at home? It's kinda sexy in a way," Pinkie commented.

"Ya know somethin' Pinkie? All these sex jokes an' th' stalking of Sunset an' Twilight at their apartment is really gettin' old," Applejack deadpanned.

"I agree, darling," Rarity said, hands on her hips. "Including this one, you've been going on for four of the last five chapters. It's time to stop."

Pinkie looked at everyone's face and saw the same annoyed look from the rest of us.

"Oh, okay," she conceded quietly.