---From the chapter: Why Am I The Target?---
"Pinkie, I know you and Cheese Sandwich are dating, but can we have one of our 'girls only' parties for this occasion?" asked Twi as she blushed slightly.
"Ah'm likin' that thar idear, Twilight," said Applejack as she gave Rainbow Dash a kiss on the cheek.
"Oh, that is a great idea!" Pinkie said, her eyes wide with excitement. "I got sooo many more ideas for a girls' night party than one with our boyfriends."
"What kind of ideas?" I asked, hoping they weren't something sexual.
"That's a surprise for everyone," Pinkie said, grinning from ear to ear.
There was a collective "Awww..." from all six of the rest of us.
"I'll tell everyone what to bring later this week," Pinkie said as the bell signaling the end of lunch rang.
We all filed out of the cafeteria and headed to our lockers to get our books for the next class. I got the feeling I was being watched and when I closed my locker I was greeted by one of the most mischievous grins I had ever seen.
"So..." Pinkie said before I cut her off.
"No, Pinkie," I told her.
Waving a new copy of the script in my face, she replied, "Oh, yes."
"Wait! Is this official?" I said snatching the packet of paper from her. I got to the party section and saw something I wasn't expecting or thrilled about.
"It's very official," Pinkie said as she skipped by me giggling.
---From the chapter: Beware The Shy Ones---
The girls began laughing even harder at me and Twi trying to keep each other from hiding due to embarrassment. To be honest though, it was pretty fun dragging Twi from under the couch cushion by the waistband of her yoga pants exposing her bright red thong.
"Well so much for that game," Pinkie said, annoyed.
"What game was that, Pinkie?" asked Rainbow Dash.
"Guess what kind of underwear your friends are wearing," Pinkie replied with a sheepish grin.
"I know, right," Rainbow Dash said. "Who would've guessed that Twilight wears thongs. Besides Sunset, of course. I pictured you as the 'granny panty' type."
"I would've guessed," Rarity piped up.
"Say what now?" Applejack said in shock.
"I gave them to her," Rarity replied. "She wanted to feel sexy, so..."
"Okay let's end this topic here," Twilight interrupted.
"I have a funny story about that day though. You see..." Rarity got interrupted when she was tackled by Twilight who was beet red in either embarrassment or anger, I couldn't tell which.
---From: Beware The Shy Ones---
When we got into the kitchen to slice the cake, I froze in my tracks when I saw it.
"Really, Pinkie?" I asked. "A penis cake? Isn't that going too far?"
Pinkie Pie rubbed her chin and thought for a moment before replying,"Nope! It's a 'Congrats On Getting Your First Dildo' party. Sooo, you need a dildo cake. Don't worry, it's not made from actual dildos."
"It's, um, very... realistic," said Rarity as her eyes were glued to the cake.
"It should be," responded Pinkie. "I used Cheese Sandwich's <censored> to make a mold."
I swear Rarity's face turned bright green when Pinkie said that. Not that I blame her. The thought of a man's <censored> being used as a mold for anything edible was gross. Me and Rarity weren't the only ones affected by Pinkie's statement. Applejack casually walked over to the trash can and threw up.
"You guys really need to learn to take a joke," Pinkie grumbled.
---From the chapter: Heavenly Bliss?---
Me and Fluttershy went in for our seven minutes and I could tell she was up to something.
"What did you think of my gift?" she whispered in a semi-seductive tone.
I didn't know what to say. I hadn't gotten a chance to use it yet, so I improvised a response.
"I like it, Fluttershy. Thank you," I said quietly.
"Yay! I hoped you would after seeing that huge dildo landed in front of me," she replied softly. "I had also heard about how much you enjoyed using it."
I sat there with my mouth hanging wide open. Neither me nor Twi had told anyone about our 'adventures' in the past week but somehow Fluttershy knew.
"H-how do you know about that?" I asked.
Fluttershy hid behind her long locks and barely whispered, "I can't tell because Pinkie asked me not to tell you."
"PINKIE!!!"
---From the chapter: Pinkie's Pervy Promise---
After taking a deep breath she replied quickly, "Your feet make me extremely horny!"
I was dumbfounded by her response and just sat there on my heels in shock for a minute or two before I was able to put words together.
"Oh, that's, uh, interesting," I stammered.
"It's your fault though."
"My fault?" I said, taken aback by her accusation. "How?"
"Well you're the one that made me kiss your feet all the time when you were a jerk," she said. "After a while I began to look forward to it because it would make me aroused and, well, there's a reason I had to go to the bathroom after kissing your feet."
My eyes widened in shock at her admission but I still couldn't help myself by asking for clarification. "Are you telling me that you <censored> at school?!"
"The upside of being quiet," she giggled.
"Anything else you'd like admit before we do the retake?" the director said.
"Yes. You make some pretty good adult films," she told the director.