The Ink Machine

by Falconwolf1116


Chapter 3 Part 1

Falconwolf woke up in a small hammock. It was the best rest he had gotten ever since he turned on that retched machine. He remembered what had happened last. He fell down a trapdoor, ruined a cult with a previous work partner, ran from an ink demon, and found a presumed dead friend. That was all he remembered. Then, he heard music coming from another room. He opened the door and walked out to find Rainbow Dash and Boris dancing to a song with the girls cheering her on.

"Falcon!" Boris greeted him pulling him into a hug. "You're awake! Was the hammock comfy?"

"It was pretty comfy Boris." Falcon said, "But we're still being hunted down by that demon."

"It's been a week Fal." Rainbow said, "Maybe Bendy's given up?"

"Highly unlikely." he replied.

"Girls as much as I don't want to, I agree with Falcon." Boris said, "I know Bendy and getting him to let go of something is like trying to steal a picnic basket from a bear."

"Who the hell says that?" Falcon asked.

"Beats me." Boris replied. "But Bendy won't stop until you're all captured."

"Which is why we need to get out ASAP." Falcon continued.

"However, you can't leave until you get your bellies full!" Boris said tossing a can of, you guessed it, bacon soup to Falcon who opened the top and ate the contents.

"Hey Boris?" Falcon asked, "How old are these?"

"You don't need to worry Fal, they're in great condition." Boris said taking a sip. Falcon let out a sigh of relief. "It only expired 20 years ago" Boris continued. After Falcon heard this, he turned green and started to make a face like this,
(Skip to 1:15 or don't if you like this whole scene.)

(Dumb and dumber belongs to the movie's rightful owner.)

Falcon and the others ran to the bathroom and threw up. Don't ask how they did it when there was only 2 toilets. When they came back Boris gave them the lever that opened the door. When Falcon plugged it in and pulled it, Boris spoke up.

"Are ya sure ya want to leave the Safehouse? You can't go back if you do." He said.

"Positive. Right girls?"

"Right!" They all replied. As they walked down the hall, they find something called, "A Little Miracle Station" It looked like a cross between a trench and a portapotty.

They came across a dark hallway coated in ink and filled with machinery.

"Let's find some light." Falcon found a beacon for the others while he, Twilight, and Rarity used their horns.

"Th-this place is really s-scary" Fluttershy said.

"It really isn't Fluttershy. In a way it's completely ironic." Falcon said.

"How so?" Rarity asked.

"They have a bucket full of ink, labeled ink, that's surrounded by ink (Author: Try and say that 5 times fast)." He replied.

"Fair enough," Rarity said. They then entered a brighter room with a locked door.

"I got this." Boris said. "Hand me the beacon please." Applejack gave him the light and away Boris went, crawling through a vent (IT RHYMES!). There was some clanking and some banging heard and a couple of seconds later, the door opened.

'Hmmm, boris is acting a lot like my old pal Wally. I wonder why?' Falcon thought.

"Hey! Where's Boris?" Pinkie asked. "Boris? Boris? BORIS?!!!" as Pinkie yelled, the air got musty and darkness started to surround them. They then heard splashing of ink. Falcon didn't need to think twice. He knew it was Bendy and that they needed to hide.

"Hide in the ink!" Falcon said.

"Falcon are you ok?" Twilight asked.

"Just hide! The demon's coming!" He hissed at her. With that they all covered themselves in ink, Rarity was hesitant of course but there was no room for Falcon. He found another LMS and hopped in without hesitation. Bendy then walked by him. Falcon noticed something however. Bendy was limping with his left leg hurt. Then a thought came to him.

'Didn't Joey break his left leg?'


After about 2 minutes Bendy disappeared into one of his posters.Falcon hopped out of the station and stared at what he saw. He had't noticed that he had entered a humongous room with ink waterfalls. It was labeled, "Heavenly Toys"

He saw the girls with bits of ink splatters on them walk into the room dazed at it's beauty. Despite the cobwebs and inky waterfall.

"Wow Falcon! I can't believe you worked here!" Twilight said.

"I-I don't remember any of this" he said. They walked up the stairs coming to a machine with toys clogged inside. After removing the toys from the belts and moving some shelves, they came across a tape recording,

Voice of Shawn Flynn :
I don’t be seeing what the big deal is.
So what if I went and painted some
of those Bendy dolls with a big crooked smile?
That’s sure no reason for Mr. Drew to be flyin’ off the handle at me.
And if he really wants to be so helpful,
he could be tellin’ me what I’m to be doing with this warehouse
I got full of with that angel whatchamacallit.
Not a scrap of mess be a-sellin’!
Probably have to melt it all down to be rid of it all.

"I do remember Shawn! He helped merchandize the company by creating, well, merchandise such as dolls, plashes, action figures, puzzles, heck he even helped me come up with Bendy!" There was something else that caught Falcon's eye, an ink blob in the shape of Bendy. He touched it and it changed to Boris. Again and it changed to Alice, once more, and it transformed into the ink machine. WAIT WHAT? HOLD THE PHONE!

"The ink machine? Why would it turn into that?" He asked.

"Probably some dumb dark magic doohickey." AJ said. "Come on, let's go into that other room y'all." she pulled the lever on the machine and revealed a door. They looked at him wondering why shelves blocked the doorway. As if reading their minds, he replied,

"Budget cuts."

"They walked into a room filled with Alice Angel merchandise from cutouts to plushes. Suddenly, the lights went out and the door locked behind them. Screens appeared to show the face of Alice and her heavenly voice sang,

I'm the cutest little angel, sent from above, and I know just how to swing.
I got a bright little halo, and I'm filled with love...
I'm Alice Angel!
I'm the hit of the party, I'm the belle of the ball, I'm the toast of every town.
Just one little dance, and I'll warm your heart...
I'm Alice Angel!
(The lights turned on in her booth)
I ain't nobody, I'm a happy dish, and boy, can this girl sing.
This gal can grant your every wish...
I'm Alice Angel! GRAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA yelled a deformed looking Alice,

They all screamed as the lights went black and they heard alice talking.

"I see you all there." she said, "Some new flies, caught in my endless web. Come along now. Let's see if you're worthy to walk with angels."

And as the lights came on, they all realized something, they were talking to a fallen angel and she was gone. the only thing that marked that she was there,








was a shattered window.