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// Apples and lies 
// Story: Yamcha in Equestria 
// by Applefai 
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When I awoke the next morning and arrived at Sweet Apple Acres, I was surprised to see how they got the apples out of the trees, "So this is how you pick the apples, You just buck the trunk of the tree?" I asked in astonishment.

Applejack said in reply "Pretty much, Yamcha. You're more than welcome to use your hands if you'd like."

To which I answered with "Ah, that's ok, Applejack I have a technique I can use I just have to bring down my power level a bit." I then began to charge my wolf fang fist "WOLF FANG FIST!!! HAAA!!!!" I shouted as an avalanche of apples fell from the tree, "there we go all the apples on this tree is picked and not a bruise on the tree." I said rather impressed with myself.

Impressed, Applejack just asked, "How did you do that?" mouth agape.

To which I replied, "oh, it's just my signature attack, I made it myself while training for the twenty-first world martial arts tournament."

To which Applejack said, "Ah, yeah you told us about that when you were at Ponyville General, so I'm guessing they have one like every year or so?"

To which I started explaining how the system worked when she asked: "Well, not every year, Applejack, before the twenty-first world martial arts tournament it used to be every five years and then after the twenty-first it was held every three years."

Applejack replied, "That's interesting, Yamcha, so have you won any?" she inquired.

To which I replied, "Well, no Applejack, but saving the world is enough for me." That's when a young voiced chimed in.

"Just like my big sister?"

When I turned around and saw a young pony I asked: "Well, who are you little one?"

The little pony said.

"I'm Applebloom, Applejack's little sister. She's saved Equestria like six times." The young pony responded.

To which I replied, "I guess you can say that my world has been attacked and threatened many times. It appears that we can't go long without a threat to Earth, the longest we were kinda at peace was seven years, although we still had crime." I said answering her question.

Applebloom then asked.

"Yamcha, would it be too much to ask you to tell us all the story of how you saved your world multiple times at dinner tonight?" She asked.

To which I humbly replied, "Why no Applebloom, I'll be glad to tell you all the story."

At the dinner, it turns out that Applebloom invited her friends Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle to her the story as well. When they all settled down to hear the story I couldn't find a place to begin.

I started to spin even a bigger yarn.

"Ok, where should I start? I said while trying to think of a starting point, and when I found out, I started telling the tail.

"Before I became a hero, I was a bandit that lived in the desert with my best friend Puar a shape-shifting cat. That all changed when I met Goku and Bulma after that I became a member of the Z fighters and became one of the most hardened members, the only time I died was because I accidentally let my guard down, after I was revived with the Dragon Balls I started training again only to get word of evil androids. I along with the other Z fighters went to the place we were told they would appear, they looked like an old man and a fat mime, but they were still dangerous, I defeated the fat mime which was named android nineteen, but the old man got away, and it turned out he was Dr. Gero. He ended up waking up two more androids that are a half human named seventeen and eighteen, but they turned on him and killed him, they were going to kill my friend Goku with another android named android sixteen.

They would have succeeded, but there was a much more evil android named Cell an android that becomes stronger by absorbing people, and he needed androids seventeen and eighteen to become perfect. I could have just got rid of seventeen and eighteen, but I wanted a challenge, so I let cell absorb them and took him on at the Cell games after someone already failed. It was an intense battle, but I prevailed and defeated Cell with my attack that I created that I like to call the Wolf Fang Fist.

After I defeated Cell, we had seven years of peace and tranquillity until the revival of Majin Buu. He then turned into evil Buu, then again into super Buu then again into Kid Buu, who I defeated all by myself and spared good Buu which is Majin Buu, but that's not my best battle, that one goes when our earth was about to be destroyed by the god of Destruction Beerus.

He came to earth looking for someone he saw in his dream that was foretold to him that he would face one day. When he didn't find who he was looking for and getting mad because he didn't get pudding he threatened to destroy the earth I stepped up to take him on and told if I win he'll leave the earth alone, he accepted, and we took to the air so no one would get hurt. It was a very intense battle. He would knock me down a few times, but I knew that if I didn't defeat him, he would destroy the earth. I had to win no matter what, so I unleashed all the power I had into an attack I share with my master. The attack is called the Kamehameha. I fired the attack with all the power I had and hit Beerus with it after the smoke cleared it appeared Beerus was ok, but then he started to fall out of the sky, even though he threatened to destroy the earth. I couldn't let him die or kill him like Cell or evil Buu, so I saved him from falling and treated his injuries. When he awoke, he was so pleased with my honor that he became a friend to earth and helped defend it from time to time." As I finished my story, all eyes were on me, and all mouths were agape.

Scootaloo finally spoke up.

"Wow, Yamcha that's so cool."

"Why thank you Scootaloo," I replied.

"But how do you handle the fame? I know that if I were that famous, I wouldn't be able to take it." Uttered a red pony with a deep voice.

"Oh, you must be Big Mac," I guessed to which he nodded. "well it does kinda bother me, but sooner or later you don't even notice," I said

An elderly pony then said.

"Well, now I suppose it's about time we go to bed for tonight?", who I can assume was Granny Smith. "Want me to walk you two home Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle?" She asked the two young ponies

"No thanks, Granny Smith. I think we'll be alright." Said Sweetie Belle confirming my assumption. "Well, alrighty then be careful Sweet Belle and Scootaloo." Said Granny Smith.

I then replied, "I better get back to Twilight's castle. See you tomorrow Applejack." I said while I too was leaving.

To which Applejack replied, "All right, see ya tomorrow, Yamcha."

` When I got back to Twilight's castle I went to the room Twilight was in and said, "Twilight, I'm back. Did you find a way to send me back yet?"

To which Twilight just looked down and shook her head before saying, "No Yamcha, I'm sorry it is difficult, and I can't even guarantee that a spell would work considering you need to learn a lesson before you go back."

I stood there kinda disappointed because I missed all of you guys, even you Vegeta, but I also felt terrible for Twilight, she looked like she hadn't slept in days, so I said to her.

"That's ok Twilight, why don't you get some sleep and we'll look into it tomorrow."

To which she replied with "Ok, I hope we'll be able to get you home Yamcha, it appears your world needs you since you're the greatest hero there."

As soon as she said that, the feeling of guilt came back and it hurt so much that I couldn't breathe. How could I continue to lie to these ponies after all they have done to make me feel welcome to their land and help me get home, I decided it was time to come clean and tell them the truth, but I decided to wait until the morning.