Why is it suddenly dark outside?
"THE POWER OF MUFFINS COMPELS YOU!" Derpy hollered, leaping up before me in a black-draped muffin-suit-thing.
Pinkie giggled. "Silly Derpy!", she exclaimed, "You can't start a cult!"
At least... not yet...
"Wat." I deadpanned, watching the two bickering over when was the correct time to raise a world-dominating cult.
"Exactly!" both replied at once, Derpy throwing off her muffin-suit, and Pinkie catching it as it fluttered through the air for a brief moment.
Just like, half an hour into my morning, and things are already weird as usual. It'd be nice if I could maybe get a bre--
--ak from it all? Sure!
OH NO PLEASE NO, PINKIE--
*SHOOP DA WHOOP*
Oh, cool. So are we in some sort of parallel universe or something?
Okay, give me a hint, Pinkie. Does it have something to do with the fact that Derpy isn't in this place with us?
Then where is she?
A wild DERPY has appeared!
Oh. There she is. Never mind then.
Pinkie used CHOKE HOLD!
"PINKIE, NO!" I shouted, lunging at the mare.
"FUN!" screamed Pinkie, crushing Derpy even closer to her body.
Pinkie used IT WASN'T REAL!
"Gotcha." Pinkie sneered, ruffling Derpy's mane.
DERPY used SUCKER PUNCH!
"WHERE ARE THESE EVEN COMING FROM?!"
DERPY missed, and grabbed a muffin instead!
Okay, this may be one of the strangest pocket universes I've seen this week.
RIGHT ON THE NAIL. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
Please no, Pinkie.