Soooooooo...how you doing
I've been better, Jim was fun
You still have me
Shut up
If you want we can play some table tennis
Nah, I've already played it with John, he ruined it for me
That reminds me, you still haven't given me a name
You're my subconscious, unlike the others you do distinctively resemble every aspect of me, not just one of my emotions.
Can't you at least call me Discord no.2 or shadow Discord or something cool
Very well, i shall call you...Mini Me
Ha ha, very funny
I'm bored
Yes, yes I know already
But luckily it's been a week since since the last visit
The one in which you were playing with Jim?
Yeah, I wonder what's going to happen this time. It's probably Luna with another check up
I wish I could speak with Luna
Tough
*
Twilight looked uneasily at the statue before her. It had been four weeks now since she and her friends had defeated Discord but he still filled her with dread every time she looked at him. She shakily held a notepad and pen with magic as she looked up at the surprised face of Discord. Remembering the spell she sent off a small beam of purple light with enveloped the statue. The stone crumbled and his arms fell down to his sides. He let loose a great yawn as his mouth came undone and gave a quick scratch of his nose.
He looked at her sleepily "It's good to be free again, last two times you could only be bothered to look inside my mind."
Twilight looked up confused and swallowed nervously "Um...Discord! I'm here for a quick interview"
Discord faltered and looked down "Oh, if it isn't my dear friend Twilight Sparkle. I think I have a maze somewhere nearby for a little lab rat like you"
Twilight frowned "Uh...I'm here for a quick talk, and to check on the spell...and your mental stability."
Discord gave her a cold stare "That sounds far too boring, let's liven things up a bit." He reached out and clicked his talons. Nothing happened. He sighed and looked back towards Twilight who was writing down in the notepad.
He sighed "Little help here" Oh how he hated having to rely on them for power
She frowned "Well, I suppose you can have a little more. But I'm keeping you restrained"
Chains lifted up and slowly wrapped around Discord's limbs. It wasn't as violent as when Luna did it, but they were there ready if he made a wrong move. He ground his teeth in frustration.
A small spark of magic slowly floated over and sunk into Discords hand. It was a new level of magic for him to use but it still wasn't even a patch on his own god-like powers.
He clicked again and this time a chess board "They say you can learn all you need to know about someone after a clash of swords. I however, am not so violent so chaos chess it is."
Twilight raised an eyebrow "Chaos Chess?"
Discord sighed "Do ponies not play that anymore, it was very popular a few thousand years ago. Okay I'll go through it."
Another snap and one piece appeared on the board. It showed a small spider. "This is the basic unit. There are eight of these along the front row. They're the same as pawns but have a few extra moves. One is that it can go onto the ceiling and drop down on others." At this the spider glowed red and came alive. It scuttled across the board and jumped into the air, where it fastened against an invisible roof a few feet above the board. Discord nodded and it jumped on Twilight. She squealed and fell over backwards. Discord slapped his knee and laughed hysterically
Wiping away a tear he said "Oh that was priceless. It has been far too long I caused some chaos for a pony." Twilight incinerated the small spider with a careful beam from her horn.
She looked up, panting, at Discord "That was NOT funny. I thought we were playing a game!"
Fighting away the last of the laughs Discord answered her "Yes, yes but that was just too tempting. Very well, if you want we can continue." He gave her large puppy dog eyes while he vomited inside
Twilight sighed and rubbed her other hoof. "Maybe not, I came here to check on you but you seem far too desperate for any kind of mischief and still seem quite mean."
Discord rolled his eyes "Oh come on, it was just a joke"
Twilight looked up "Maybe, but you seem to forget that it was only a few weeks ago you tried to break apart my friendship and ruin Equestria. No pony trusts you and i was told to leave at the slightest threat." She turned around to leave
Discord snarled "Very well off you go. Leave me imprisoned in stone for another week. You have no care for just how utterly MIND DESTROYING this is for me." Twilight stuttered in her walking but carried on anyway. Stone began to shift below him and rise up slowly. Before it trapped him completely he took a quick look at one link of chain. He gave a small smile.
*
Everything is going... more or less to plan
Excellent, excellent. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
...What are you doing
Laughing
Well, stop it
I WANT TO KILL THEM ALL!
Oh snap Bob's out
Get him! Oh no.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HEHE I WILL DESTROY THEM ALL FOR IMPRISONING ME!
Bob calm down
NEVER!
Stop him now! He's going on a rampage
Feel...funny
I AM DISCORD!
No...no I'M DISCORD. GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE
Let me help. 3...2...1..PUSH
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY DAY WILL COME!
This...is...getting insane
Gee, you think
Hey, wanna play some chaos chess?
Yeah, sure. I wonder when Luna is going to come again
Um...yeah whatever