I asked curiously. "Chrysalis, Who's that?" To which Twilight responded.
"She's the queen of the changelings a race that used to feed on love, Yamcha, or at least she used to be after my student Starlight defeated her with the help of Thorax, Trixie, and Discord, Starlight offered her hoof in friendship to Chrysalis, but Chrysalis vowed revenge. And now she's come to conquer the place filled with more love than anywhere in Equestria, the Crystal Empire."
"I'd like to help, Twilight what can I do"? I offered then asked.
Twilight responded. "I think it'll be best if you stayed here, Chrysalis can hypnotize anyone, and we don't want to get you hurt, my friends and I can handle it."
"But, Twilight I want to help I want to help not only you but everyone that lives here," I plead.
"I said no, Yamcha!" She said with authority. "Starlight, Spike keep an eye on Yamcha." She said before she left.
A few moments after she left I asked Spike while pacing the floor. "So I'm just supposed to sit here and do nothing, come on how dangerous can this Chrysalis be"?
"She's pretty dangerous mister Yamcha, she once took over Twilight's brother's mind, and she also captured all the princesses at one point," Spike answered.
I said, "Well I don't care how dangerous she is, Spike I'm going to go help them."
"How do you suppose you're gonna get there"? The last train already left, and it's not like you can fly." Spike said before I surprised him. "YOU CAN FLY!?!?" He asked in amazement.
I answered, "Yeah, I fly by manipulating my ki."
"Ki? What's that?" Asked Spike.
"Well, to put it shortly Spike ki is the life energy that everything on earth has." I explained "Well better get a move on." I said flying out a window.
When I got to the Crystal Empire, I found Chrysalis laughing up a storm.
"Hahahaha, it's been a long time hasn't it Cadence and Shining Armor"? I heard her say, "Tell me, did you miss me"? She continued, then went back to monologuing "Hahahaha, no matter pretty soon I'll have all the love in this empire, I should have thought of this before, the Crystal Empire has more love than anywhere in Equestria, if only I waited until it reappeared the first time." She uttered, then who I can assume was Cadence spoke up.
"You won't get away with this, I've already sent a message to Celestia, and she's already sent it on to Twilight by now, her and her friends will stop you."
"Oh, you mean your sister-in-law? Hahahaha, as she can defeat me, last time I had her trapped along with her friends, and since then I've gotten stronger." Chrysalis responded.
Twilight uttered "Oh, really Chrysalis? Why don't we see how this plays out? Come on girls we can defeat her." when she and her friends arrived.
After a few punches and magical laser battle later it looked like a few of the pony friends were losing hope,
"Egggh, Twilight she's gotten stronger I don't think we can defeat her." Said Applejack.
"I think Applejack is right, despite how awesome I am I don't think I can defeat her." Chimed Rainbow Dash.
But Twilight was determined and responded with "Maybe you're right girls, but we shouldn't give up."
That's when I stepped in and said: "Then how about a hand or two"?
"Yamcha?, I told you to stay at the castle" Twilight yelled before she noticed me flying, "wait are you flying"? She asked.
To which I replied with "Yeah I am, but I'll explain later right now I have a villain to defeat. That's when I flew up to Chrysalis and started a conversation like we do here. "So you must be Chrysalis?" I asked. To which she replied with smug laughter and a response.
"Hahaha, so what if I am? It's not like you can do anything, I may not know who or what you are, but you look so weak that fighting you will be a waste of my time, but I need a laugh to tell me who you are." She responded.
Then something snapped, and I startled talking like Mr. Satan. "I'm Yamcha, and I am the world champion and hero of my world, I am the strongest of the Z fighters and can't be defeated anymore, I came back to life with the help of the Dragon Balls and ever since then I've been training," I said. to which she responded with.
"Ok, you sound like a crazy person, no matter, the ramblings of a mad man cannot stop me from conquering this place." She said.
"Oh, don't be so sure about that," I said as I powered up my kaio-ken. "KAIOKEN!!!!" I yelled.
To which she replied "kaio-what, ungggg" I managed to get a blow in. "You dare hit a queen, you lowly grub? You just opened a can of worms you can never close." She responded.
After a few minutes of fighting, I was getting a bit winded, but I said out loud, "I will never give up I may have only known these ponies for a day, but I know they're good and worth defending I know one move that can defeat you, and here it comes." I started powering up my Kamehameha wave "KAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEHAAAAAMEEEEEE." I started yelling.
"And what is this, some trick." She asked.
"HAAAAAA." I finished.
She let out a cry of defeat.
"Ahhhhhhhh, I SHALL RETURN!" She yelled as she flew off in the blast vowing to return.
After the battle, I flew down to tend to the ponies if they were injured. "I think it'll be a while before you see her again," I said.
"Mister Yamcha, that was amazing what was that"? Twilight asked.
I responded with. "That was a kamehameha. It is a ki blast attack I learned from Master Roshi.
To which Twilight replied with, "He must be so proud of you if you're as strong as you say, I'd like to meet the master that trained you so well."
To which I scaredly replied with "That's not a good idea, Twilight."
With curiosity in her eyes Twilight asked, "Why isn't it?"
To which I honestly replied with "Well, Master Roshi is perverted."
She appeared to be a bit distraught but eventually replied with. "Oh ok, well thanks again for coming to help us I guess we could've used your help after all."
To which I humbly said "You're welcome. I always help my friends even if they don't want my help; it's my nature to help those in trouble."
While talking to Twilight, the rulers of the crystal empire came up to us.
"Twilight, aren't you going to introduce us to your new friend?" Asked who I can only assume is Cadence.
"Oh, yes. Cadence, Shining Armor, this is Yamcha." Twilight introduced me to the two royals.
To which I responded as respectfully as I could. "Pleasure to meet you two you must be the rulers here?" I asked knowing the obvious, but I don't think they minded because their response was a warm one.
Shining Armor replied, "We are, and we thank you for defending our Empire and helping my sister.
"Ah, it was no trouble; it was simply the right thing to do." I humbly replied.
"Well nonetheless, we thank you, great and powerful Yamcha." Uttered Cadence.
Which I'll admit went to my head, but I still tried to remain humble. "You're welcome, Cadence, well I better get back to Ponyville with the girls. See ya."
As I was about to fly off, I was stopped by Rainbow Dash.
"Woah Woah woah, you still have to tell me how you're flying bub, you don't even have wings." She said.
To which I replied. "Ah, I fly my manipulating my ki which is the life energy that everything has, Rainbow Dash, although I don't know if your world's inhabitants can use it. I added.
"That sounds, awesome. Hey, how about a race?" She exclaimed then asked.
To which I replied with "A race sounds good, so from here to Ponyville." I asked.
To which she just exclaimed, "You're on!!"
As we raced I felt good, having friends that looked up to me, that didn't laugh at how week I was, I couldn't help, but feel a bit guilty for lying to them about how strong I was, when we arrived in Ponyville, I heard Rainbow Dash say.
"Woah, no one has ever tied with me before you're pretty fast, Yamcha."
To which all I could say at the moment was "You're pretty fast yourself, Rainbow Dash that was a good race, put her there." as I extended my hand to shake her hoof. I could barely make it out, but I could still understand what they were saying. I overheard Twilight say
"Looks like they beat us here girls."
To which I heard Applejack say "What did you expect, Twilight, You know Rainbow Dash is the fastest pony in Ponyville."
To which Twilight sheepishly replied with "You're right Applejack." Before she changed to a more serious tone, "I just hope Rainbow won't take it hard when Yamcha has to leave, it seems she's enjoying having another flying buddy." She finished.
"Well, it might be a while until we can find a way to send him back, Twilight." Applejack reminded her.
"But, what is he gonna eat? He can't eat hay." Twilight asked and said in a worried tone.
"We do have the stuff to make salads, and he can help himself to some apples from the orchard." Applejack said to which I joined the conversation then.
I said, "That sounds great Applejack, but I don't just want to take them, what if I help you with tending the farm?" I said feeling like I should pull my weight.
"I'd appreciate that very much mister Yamcha, thank you." Applejack responded gratefully.
To which I responded with "You're welcome, and please just call me Yamcha." Trying to remain modest.