//------------------------------// // Umm... // Story: Last Night // by ezio dementay //------------------------------// Vinyl was the first to wake up and take into account of her surroundings. She tried to remember what had happened. From what she could gather, she, Ditzy and Pinkie had all gotten drunk to the point of no return and had spent the night together. She vaguely remembered multiple instances of her and Ditzy making out, some of which included lying on and licking each other. "Why don't I remember anything that wasn't with Ditzy?" She thought. "Meh, it's probably for the best anyway." She hobbled into the bathroom and splashed some water in her face. "I look like a right wreck." She said when she saw herself in the mirror, and slipped on her sunglasses to hide the bags under her eyes. She winced as she felt a searing pain rocket through her head, as if a flaming spear had been jammed right through it, and went to make some coffee in order to combat her vicious hangover. Upon making her way upstairs, she saw that Pinkie Pie had woken up as well, though she seemed to not have suffered any damage whatsoever and was as bouncy and happy as ever. "Morning Vinyl! You can throw one hell of a party!" She squeaked excitably, "We did so much last night! You made out with Ditzy and that DJ assistant of yours! And you lead us all back here and we had a lot of fun with the chocolate and the whipped cream and..." By this point Vinyl had stopped listening to Pinkie's fast rambling and had turned her attention to Ditzy. "Hey Pinkie!" Vinyl interrupted, "Help me get Ditzy back home, okay? I don't want her to know what happened okay? It's just between you and me, alright? No one else!" She exclaimed. "No one else, no matter what!" Pinkie did the Pinkie swear routine, though she wore a face that rivaled Fluttershy's stare in terms of intensity and seriousness as she did. "Let's get Dinky and drop Ditzy home, okay?" Vinyl said, pulling an unconscious Ditzy onto her back. "Well sure Vinyl-Whines-a-lot", I'll help." Vinyl gave Pinkie an angry look. "Well you did moan in bed a lot." Pinkie smiled and licked her lips. "Though you taste kinda like spicy peppers." Vinyl blushed heavily and walked out the door with Ditzy on her back. "You get Dinky, and I'll drop off Ditzy. Got it?" Pinkie nodded and bounced off to Rarity's boutique, and Vinyl set off carrying Ditzy back home carefully so as not to wake her. Ten minutes later... Vinyl was slowly making her way to Ditzy's house and was getting tired of carrying her, not because Ditzy was heavy but because Vinyl was still hungover from the previous night. The sheer fatigue and the still-throbbing pain in her head was starting to get to her. When she finally got to Ditzy's house, she used her magic to take Ditzy's keys, which she she had hung from her horn, and carefully slide them one by one into the keyhole until she found the correct one and opened the door. She stepped inside and saw a recliner chair with muffin shaped cushions on it. At that point she noticed that the rug on the floor had pattern of muffins and smiley faces on it. "Ditzy sure has a thing about muffins." Vinyl mumbled, "I can't say I blame her though, they're delicious. That reminds me, I should probably get some muffins on the way back..." She placed Ditzy on the recliner. "Hmm...blueberry or strawberry?" She thought aloud, just as Ditzy opened her eyes and looked at her. "Urgh...Hi Vinyl... what's up?" Ditzy said groggily. Vinyl started to sweat from nervousness. "Come on Vinyl, you can tell me. After all, I owe you my thanks for last night. Best night I ever had!" She smiled, then frowned. Her brow furrowed as she tried to remember something, but failed. "...Although I forgot the last part. Can you please tell me?" Vinyl sighed and found a chair to sit on. "Do you remember what happened last night exactly?" The DJ pony asked. Ditzy pondered this for a second but nothing came to mind. "Because, umm... you and I kissed... and made out and went back to Pinkie's place and well... you get the picture." Ditzy just smiled and kissed Vinyl on the lips. "Well I probably picked you then. I was with you and Pinkie and I chose you over Pinkie." She said after she had pulled away. "Besides, you're super cute Vinyl!" Vinyl smiled and before she could say anything, Ditzy kissed her again and then quickly pulled away again. "You told me you didn't have anywhere to live and asked me last night if you could stay with me, and I said yes, but only if you pay some rent, either with money or baby sitting Dinky." Ditzy smiled at Vinyl and lead her to the guest room. The room was pretty big and had a lot of music posters and a CD rack next to bed. The bed itself had musical note-shaped pillows, and felt as soft as silk. "I hope you like it Vinyl. I'm a bit of a music person myself. I don't play anything myself but you and I could maybe teach each other a few things. You know, if you want to of course, or we could just be buddies!" Ditzy smiled and kissed Vinyl on the cheek. "Now were is my little Dinky-poo?" Vinyl burst out laughing upon hearing Ditzy saying "Dinky-poo". When Vinyl had stopped laughing, she managed to say:"Well, Pinkie is supposed to be picking her up, so she'll be here in a few minutes. No need to worry, Muffin-head." As the two mares were speaking, the door bell rang and Ditzy went to answer it. She opened the door and saw Pinkie in the doorway, along with Dinky and Vinyl's DJ equipment and CDs. "Hey Pinks, just dropping off everything?" Pinkie nodded with a joyous smile and handed Vinyl her stuff, before bouncing off towards the bakery. Just then, she stopped and then zoomed up to Vinyl and handed her a big bag of Bits. It felt like contained about five hundred or so Bits. Vinyl and Pinkie exchanged a goodbye hug, and then the frizzy-maned pink pony resumed on her bouncy journey back to the bakery. "Mama, I had lots of fun at Rarity's!" Dinky chimed as she came inside to hug her mother. "She taught me stuff about dresses and sewing! Now your Little Muffin can make you something really pretty!" Before Ditzy could even open her mouth to say something to Dinky, the little filly had already galloped up the stairs and into her room to make something for her beloved mother. "You know, you're really lucky to that Little Muffin, as you call her." Vinyl said with a smile. "Still, thanks for letting me stay with you. How can I ever repay you, Ditzy? I'll do whatever you want!" Ditzy thought about it for a moment. "Well, you'll still pay rent but you do owe me, so how about this?" The grey pegasus proposed. "You can be my helper with everything! With Dinky, with the food, with everything. That's how you can repay me." Ditzy went to the kitchen and grabbed some muffins to celebrate, and Vinyl followed. "So basically, I'll be kinda like your servant, but we'll be housemates too?" Ditzy nodded and passed a muffin to Vinyl. She held her muffin in the air with her hoof. "Cheers, to becoming roomies!" The pair toasted, tapping their muffins together like one would do with drinks in celebration.