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// Attention 
// Story: Unromantic 
// by Storylover-Vodhr 
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"So, anyway, I think I'm gonna leave you, and go marry Blueblood. He seems cool. Our babies will be totally cool looking."

Twilight's answer was exactly what Rainbow Dash expected. "Uh huh."

And, like that, Dash smirked, and leaned casually against the chair she was sitting beside. This was one of her favorite games. "Oh, what was that? You can't live without me? Well, uh, I guess I love you too. But, we gotta work on this whole not paying attention thing."

"Yes."

"Oh? Well, glad you agree. Anyway, You wanna to go to the next fifty wonderbolt shows, to show your support for your awesome fiance?"

Another nod from the purple mare, as she adamantly refused to look away from her book. "Oh yeah."

"Oh, really?" And you promise to make me those awesome sandwiches for all of the shows?"

"Yep."

"And cuddle with me every night afterwards?"

"Of course. Whatever you say."

Dash continued her face splitting grin, and counted the amount of times Twilight said yes. Five. Which meant...

"So, do you want me to stop my prank on Princess Celestia later today? It's gonna be a messy one."

"Nope."

"You sure? It's gonna include her cake, and might start a war."

"Yep. Go for it."

Rainbow sighed happily, and leaned against the chair a bit more.

"Love ya, you dumb egghead."

"Uh huh."