Money Shot

by FlareFlarerp


Chapter 1

It had been six months since Necromorph, Flare, Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon had rescued Vinyl and Octavia. In that time, Necromorph learned that Flare had been training Diamond Tiara, and since Silver Spoon found out, she had been pestering Necromorph to train her. Today he agreed to teach her how to use a BB gun.
“Ok squeeze, don’t pull. Take a deep breath, make sure the safety is off. Now since this is only a sig-” he started but Silver Spoon had a question
“What’s a sig” she asked like a child asking how babies were made.
“Side-arm. Now it isn’t very accurate, so just aim for the center of gravity.” he said motioning to an actual person tied to a tree.
“OH GOD MAKE IT STOP” he begged
“Tell me where Filthy Rich's safe house is and I’ll just kill ya. But since it seems that you won’t, you get to be target practice for my girlfriend.” he said as he motioned for Silver Spoon to fire. She would have hit him in the head, but there was a bulletproof shield protecting the guys face.
“WHY WON’T YOU JUST KILL ME.” he shouted in anger
This had pissed Necromorph off, he took the BB gun from Silver Spoon’s hand gently. But once he had it he fired a clip of ammo into each of his limbs.
“AHHHHH! MY LEGS, AHH YOU BITCH. FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR-” but Necromorph shot him in the throat.
“Still you tongue” he said amongst the hostages coughing.
“I want to try.” Silver Spoon could
“Sure, let me just load it with real bullets” he started, but was interrupted by screaming
“NO I’LL TALK, I’LL TALK. HE’ HIDING IN THE CRYSTAL EMPIRE”
“Thank you” he said and shot him in the head
“Think he told the truth dear?” Silver Spoon asked in a curious tone
“We’ll soon find out. Let’s go and find Diamond Tiara and Flare Flare.” Necromorph said as he walked away as Silver Spoon followed him

Diamond Tiara and Flare Flare were in the Mansion that use to belong to Filthy Rich, but he  barely used it for anything was going to give it to Diamond Tiara one day. This mansion was twice as big as the last mansion and had twice as much of everything including an indoor spa and pool area in the basement for when Diamond Tiara or her lover, Flare Flare would go if they wanted some times for themselves. The mansion also came with a fully staffed kitchen and butlers and maids to keep the house nice and clean because it was sure as hell Flare Flare nor Diamond Tiara had the time to clean the whole house. Strangely, for the past couple weeks, Diamond Tiara had been sleeping across the room from Flare Flare instead of with her and for good reason. Flare Flare had been having nightmares that would keep Diamond Tiara up at night so she thought Flare Flare needed to have some space and not to sound like she is being separated from her girlfriend.
Flare Flare had been training Diamond Tiara with her combat skills and skills with a sword in which Necromorph had personally taught Flare Flare when she was younger how to use a sword properly and taught her the ways of becoming a sword master. To this day, Flare Flare couldn’t beat Necromorph in a sword fight but she sure as hell put up a good fight with him and she gave great courage, strength, knowledge and bravery during a fight with him.
Diamond Tiara had also been questioning Flare Flare if she could train her with combat and sword skills and Flare Flare couldn’t say no to her special little diamond that gave her life a special meaning.
Flare Flare walked into her room and flipped a light switch as the wardrobe flipped around and there sat in the case the snakes eyes suit she was given when she passed the trials that Necromorph put her through. Flash images of her past ran through her head as she looked down and looked upon the two forty inch full tang katana swords that given to her as a reward for passing the trials. Flare Flare took a sigh and exhaled,
“Okay let’s do this.” She said as put on the suit and grabbed her mask,her suit and swords.
Diamond Tiara was in the training room which was used for ballet and dancing but this was not the time to being dancers for the next season of “Equestria’s Got Talent?” This was a time to train for the oncoming storm and battle these four ponies must take on.
Diamond Tiara was dressed in a black latex suit that Snakes eyes and which Flare Flare’s suit was made the same but with different colors. She put on her glove and pulled down tight as she made a fist as Flare Flare walked in. Flare Flare attached her swords to her back as she looked at Diamond Tiara,
“Are you ready to continue your training my love?”
“I am ready my Flarey.” Diamond Tiara said as she attached the swords to her back
Flare Flare put on her mask,
“Then let us continue.” She said as she took out her sword
Diamond Tiara took out one of her swords as she took a ready stance. Ready to take on any attack that Flare Flare had for her. She took a deep breath as Flare Flare paced back and forth twirling the sword in her hand waiting for Diamond Tiara to make a move.
Diamond Tiara lunged for a stab but Flare Flare blocked it and knocked the sword out Diamond Tiara’s hands. Diamond Tiara then lunged at Flare Flare and did a hip throw as Flare Flare was knocked to the ground. Flare Flare quickly rolled as Diamond Tiara punched the ground hard as she rolled and twirled back on her feet and charged at Diamond Tiara as Diamond Tiara grabbed Flare Flare, picked her up and slammed her on the ground. Both of them pant as Flare Flare coughed for air as she was recently in the hospital for a collapsed lung which was caused by trapped air. Diamond Tiara placed her hands on her knees as she took off her mask,
“You okay Flarey, dear?” Diamond Tiara said panting
“Yeah I’m good.” Flare Flare said coughing a little then panting as she grabbed her side
Diamond Tiara offered Flare Flare her hand. Flare Flare grabbed Diamond Tiara’s hand and got up and did a hip throw as Diamond Tiara fell on her back as Flare Flare panted. One of the butlers entered, who was Michael Caine.
“Excuse madam, there are two guests here to see you.”
“We have no guests.” Flare Flare said
“Yes there is ma’am he goes by the name of Necromorph and he brought his girlfriend with him.” Michael Caine said
Flare sighed as she took off her mask,
“Send them in.”
“Hi Flare. Oh… Flare… I don’t mean to be rude. But are still wearing that suit… that shit cost 5 dollars, and I stole that shit. Step yo game up!” Necromorph said as Diamond Tiara got up from the ground
“Hey Necromorph. And plus I’ve refurbished this suit and modded check this out” Flare said as she opened up her her arm and a flamethrower popped out. Flare Flare fired it at Necromorph’s face
“Oh look you bought a mixtape launcher.” Silver Spoon
Necromorph’s face went back to normal,
“Anyway...The prisoner talked. Filthy is hiding in the crystal empire. So let’s go kill a bitch” He said
“Watch your mouth, kids in the room.” Diamond Tiara said
“Shit sorry fuck goddammit.” Necromorph said as Flare Flare covered Diamond Tiara’s ears
“I learned a swear word that rhymes with Kentucky. Cunt...tucky.” Silver Spoon said
“That’s nice to know Silver Spoon.” Flare Flare said as she removed her hands off Diamond Tiara’s ears
“Can we stop at Manehattan?” Diamond Tiara asked
“Why?’ Necromorph asked
“SHOPPING!” Diamond Tiara shouted in pride
“Diamond Tiara can I speak to you in the other room for a moment?” Flare Flare said as both of them left the room.
All Necromorph and Silver Spoon heard was whispers then a loud sexual moan from Diamond Tiara.  A few moments went by and then Flare Flare and Diamond Tiara who was limping into the room,
“Diamond, why are you limping?’ Silver Spoon asked
“No reason.” Diamond Tiara said
“Okay so we’re stopping by Manehattan. Besides I have a dealer there that can give me anything I want.” Flare Flare said
“How is that possible?” Silver Spoon asked
“Three words, One. Night. Stand.” Flare Flare said
Diamond Tiara’s face expression turned to anger as she slapped Flare Flare across the face with her hand. Flare didn’t even flinch then out of nowhere, Flare yelled,
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHHH. GODDAMMIT THAT HURT.” Flare yelled
“Don’t you EVER say those three words AGAIN!” Diamond Tiara said with a stern look
“And don’t ever slap me again. Goddammit that fucking hurt you bitch.” Flare Flare said
Diamond Tiara smiled and gave Flare a smirked look,
“Call me a bitch, it gets me so hot.” She said
“Ooh...Kinky.” Flare Flare said chuckling
“That’s enough, let’s do this.” Silver Spoon said