//------------------------------// // Chapter 1 // Story: The Frozen Forest // by FlareFlarerp //------------------------------// “This is the story of how I died. My name is Qui-Gon Jinn, oh shit wrong story.” Liam Neeson said as a record scratch is heard. He took out his phone and called his agent “Hey I thought you guys gave me the roll.” His agent said “That was like 4 years ago man.” His agent said on the phone “Oh, oh man, then I’m way late.” Liam Neeson said “Yeah man.” His agent said “Well I better go then.” Liam Neeson said as he hung up. Patrick Stewart’s voice is now heard, “This is the story of Diamond Flare and SilverMorph.” “Oh my god no narrating.” Spiderman said interrupting him “But I’m being paid for this.” Patrick Stewart said. “Actually I only paid you $50 bucks for this and Necromorph said he wouldn’t kill you.” Flare Flare said. “Probably.” Necromorph added “Oh well I only have a few more lines to read in between chapters.” Patrick Stewart said “Yeah.” Flare said “Oh my god. No! No way am I sitting with this guys voice in the back of my head.” Spiderman said “Shut up Spider Man no one loved your voice in Spiderman 3 in your intro and besides Mary Jane is still dead so get over it.” Flare said raising her voice “And you are never getting that Pugh.” Necromorph said “Blame the screenwriters on that part.” Spider Man said crossing his arms sitting back in his movie seat. “Oh my god, just...please continue Patrick pay no attention to him. He’s being a big baby.” Flare said sitting back down. “Fuck you bitch.” Spider Man mumbled. “He called you a--” Necromorph said before being cut off by Flare “I know what he called me.” Flare Flare said “Bitch” He said trying to piss her off “GODDAMN IT NECROMORPH I KNOW WHAT HE CALLED ME. He’s being a miserable little cunt but still like everyone else in this damn movie theater, he paid twenty fucking dollars for the ticket. So he’s gonna get his money's worth.” Flare said loudly to Necromorph as she shook her head and sighed and the story began This is the story of DiamondFlare and SilverMorph. The most badass couples anyone will ever see since that one couple from the first story. It all started a couple of months after the Rich Mansion incident. Flare Flare and Diamond Tiara were walking down the street together. It was a peaceful day in Manehattan. The birds were chirping, the sun was out, and the gay stallions were making out in the alleyway. Flare Flare was humming a tune that she had in her head, “The krusty KRAYAYAYAYAYEAHYEAB pizza is the pizza for you and MEEEEEEEEEE.” She sang “I don’t know why I put up with you.” Diamond Tiara said “Cause I’m awesome.” Flare Flare said giving Diamond Tiara a smile “That you are my love. That you are.” Diamond Tiara said giving Flare Flare a smile back “So I was wondering if you wanted to go out for our anniversary next week?” Flare asked Diamond stopped in her tracks as Flare stopped a couple feet ahead of her. Diamond Tiara’s eyes widen as her expression on her face went speechless. This was going to be the first time she had forgotten their anniversary. Flare’s face went dull as she sighed, “You forgot about it didn’t you?” “Yeah. Sorry.” Diamond Tiara said scratching the back of her head with her hand “Well this is the first time you forgot so I can’t blame you my sweet princess.” Flare said rolling her eyes with a smile. “I know it's just that last week came up and I’m scared to ask for you and Necromorphs help again.” Diamond Tiara said looking away from Flare Flare scratching the back of her head more. “Hm Necromorph can be hard to work with, but come on we’ll discuss it at home.” Flare said turning around and walking towards home. Silver Spoon had heard Necromorph proclaim his love for her, and it was the most beautiful thing she had ever heard, and she wanted him to know it. Necromorph woke up and saw that Silver Spoon was still asleep cuddled up close to his back. He yawned and stretched his body out as he blinked his eyes a couple times and looked to his left as he saw Flare Flare staring at him. “Flare what are you staring at?” Necromorph inquisitively asked “Look behind you!” Flare said as if he was missing something “Silver Spoon is right there isn’t she?” he said in a way that sounded like he wanted to die. “Yes” Flare said. trying not to laugh “And let me guess, she-”he said, but was then interrupted by Silver Spoon damn-near shouting “And I heard every word” she said as she pulled him into a passionate kiss At first he was shocked, and his eyes were wide. But after a moment he realized that the love of his life was that close, he closed his eyes and kissed her back. “I love you Silver Spoon, I would give it all up for you” he said breaking away from the kiss “I love you too Necromorph” and she started to kiss him again Flare took out her phone and took a picture, “Snapchat!.” Flare said turning around, and left them alone to each other. It had been a few months after the mansion incident and Necromorph and Silver Spoon were making out on Necromorphs bed in his new room. Flare was in the closet, and was about to leave the closet but out of the blue...a big ass grizzly bear came behind her inside the closet and started to maul Flare Flare. The bear was angered by the smell of Flare Flare’s perfume. Silver Spoon and Necromorph continued to make out as the sounds of Flare Flare’s scream were heard. Forty five minutes passed and Diamond Tiara, Necromorph and Silver Spoon were sitting in the kitchen at the table. The kitchen was no more bigger than any average house kitchen. It was nicely decorated with nice floors and picture of all of them together with Flare Flare giving Diamond Tiara bunny ears. Silver Spoon was reading the Foal Press and Necromorph was reading the Death Metal press reading about the Living Tombstone. “This is a good song written by a good guy.” He said while reading about how the Living Tombstone wrote a song and then saved a kitten from a tree “Who is it about?” Silver Spoon asked “The Living Tombstone, he’s awesome.” Necromorph said as the next article The article read that Flare Flare raising money in Manehattan by singing at a Manehattan concert a couple weeks ago and raising money for sick fillies with cancer in the hospital as Necromorphs eyes widen. Silver looked up at Necromorph from reading her paper, “Something the matter dear?” “Flare Flare is in the paper today. She was raising money last week in Manehattan for sick fillies with cancer in the hospital by singing heavy metal at a concert in Manehattan.” Necromorph said still reading the article. “That is the most metal thing I have heard.” Diamond Tiara said Flare Flare then walked into the kitchen with her hair all messed up, scratch marks on her face, body and legs. Everyone looked at her as Diamond Tiara’s eyes widen, “Oh my fuck Celestia, Flare Flare, honey what happen?” Diamond said with a shocked and worried expression on her face “Did you not hear me in there? For forty five goddamn minutes I was screaming for help.” Flare said with anger in her eyes while making a arm gesture pointing upstairs. “I’m sorry I didn’t hear you. I didn’t get home til just a couple minutes ago.” Diamond Tiara said “Who the hell bought the bear?” Flare Flare said “I did. His name is Todd” Necromorph said “Well come here into the living room with me.” Flare Flare said motioning Necromorph to the living room. Flare Flare and Necromorph went into the living room as Flare Flare made an arm gesture to a bear rug that used to be Todd. “This is what happened to Todd.” “Well you’ll have explain that to Steve.” Necromorph said “TODD, TODD” said Steve “SHUT UP STEVE” Necromorph shouted “OH HI NECROMORPH, HAVE YOU SEEN TODD?” Steve shouted “MY FRIEND TURNED HIM INTO A RUG” Necromorph shouted back “I’M GONNA KILL THAT BITCH” Steve shouted “You can’t do that. I’m too sexy.” Flare said with a laugh At this, Necromorph gives a slight chuckle. “What the hell you laughin at?” Flare said giving Necromorph a look “Well you aren’t exactly the most attractive of individuals Flare, no offense” he said trying not to laugh Flare Flare gave him a dull look, “You know what Necromorph...You have no room to talk. You are easily in the top five ugliest motherfuckers I have ever met. I mean when I look into your eyes, it gets me thinking what I have done in my life and how much of a nightmare it has became.” Flare said as MLG air horns went off “You know what Flare you make some good points, so let me just see what I would look like as a human.” Necromorph said “Wait you can change your form? Why haven’t you? You are a skeleton. Your like Papyrus from undertale. You have no dick ” Flare said To this, Silver Spoon started to shudder “That is merely a question of perspective.” She said while shuddering “OK LET’S SEE WHAT I LOOK LIKE AS A HUMAN” Necromorph said and then he transforms into a human, but he is now naked, and has the body of Chris Evans. Flare’s eyes widen looking at him. Trying not to blush. “Oh Silver watch out for that puddle.” Diamond Tiara said as Silver Spoon tripped in her own juices. “FUCK!” Silver Spoon said laying facedown on the kitchen floor Diamond Tiara chuckled as Flare Flare and Necromorph walked into the kitchen as Diamond Tiara’s eyes widen as Silver Spoon was eye level with Necromorphs dick. “Hey Silver, hey Silver Spoon. Eyes up here.” Necromorph said snapping his fingers as Silver Spoon looked up to his face. Flare Flare looked over at Diamond Tiara as she was staring too. “Hey Diamond. Eyes up here.” Diamond Tiara started to blush “What Diamond, do you want the D? Seriously just like say the word.” He said seductively while walking towards her. “Take a picture it’ll last longer bidtch.” “What’s a bidtch?” Silver Spoon asked “It’s your mother on a broomstick.” It was at this moment, Flare Flare realized, she FUCKED up, AGAIN. It was all a BAD dream. Flare woke up in a hospital bed connected to an IV. Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon were by her bedside. “Oh look you're awake.” Diamond Tiara said as she rubbed Flare’s cheek. “How long was I out?” Flare Flare said sweating “Nine months, welcome back mister Allen” said a man in a wheelchair “Who the fuck are you?” Flare Flare said whilst sitting up. “Harrison Wells, we have much to discuss Barry.” He said “Who the fuck is Barry?” Flare Flare said “Oh you're not Barry Allen?” He replied in a confused tone “NO I’M FLARE FLARE. And quite frankly I thought Buzz Lightyear would be my doctor” she replied with an admittedly annoyed tone. “Can Buzz Lightyear do this?” he said as he stood up from his wheelchair. “So you weren’t really crippled? That’s really fucking lame.” Diamond Tiara said with a dull look. “No it’s actually quite complicated. You see-” He started but was then cut off by a loud bang. Necromorph had always slept with a gun and his arm had reflexed and shot him. “umnum… no spoilers” he mumbled “Oh yea what happened to Necromorph?” Flare said with worry in her voice “Well after you met up with Diamond you saw a bottle of booze and got all of us fucked and then Mr.Freeze showed up and started freezing everyone.” Silver Spoon said “What really happened?” Flare Flare said. “You fell out a window drunk?” Silver Spoon said “I said what really happen?” Flare said “I had sex with you.” Silver Spoon said “I SAID WHAT REALLY HAPPENED?!” Flare yelled “You fell out of the 21st story window while the mansion inexplicably exploded.” Diamond said honestly. “So what’s the deal with Necromorph?” Flare asked “The doctor said he would never move again” Silver Spoon said shedding a tear BUT THEN Necromorph sat up “THAT WAS A GOOD ASS NAP, oh hey Flare.” “ZOMBIE!” Flare yelled getting out bed grabbing a baseball bat and started hitting Necromorph with it repeatedly. “Where did she get a baseball bat?” Silver Spoon said to Diamond Tiara 2 months earlier Diamond Tiara walks into the hospital room and walks up to Flare Flare and slides a metal baseball bat under her bed as she strokes Flare Flare’s hair, “Now you’ll be able to beat up the bad guys in your dreams Flare Flare.” Present Day Diamond Tiara blinks a couple times as she looks at Silver Spoon and shrugs, “Hell if I know.” Necromorph then punched Flare Flare hard through three walls. Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon’s mouths dropped in shock. Flare Flare groaned in major agony and pain as she got up and looked up and her eyes widen, “Oh my god. Vinyl and Octavia. They’re in comas.” Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon and Necromorph raced in into the room. “We gotta do something!” Diamond Tiara said “Like what? They’re in a deep sleep.” Silver Spoon said “I could just go into their subconscious and scare them awake.” Necromorph said “That wouldn’t be a good idea.” Said a doctor in a lab coat walking into to the room. The man was no other than Christopher Meloni dressed up as John Taylor. All four widen their eyes as Flare Flare started to speak, “Oh my god. This just got a hell of a lot weirder.” “You bet your ass it did.” John said. “Wait if you're here as a doctor then that means this place has a DNI machine.” Flare Flare said. “It does but we rarely use them. Something wrong with the hardware makes people go crazy so we shut it down immediately shut it down and the whole team went their own separate ways.” John said “Well we can’t just leave them here in a coma.” Silver Spoon said “Your right and also me and Necromorph have survived being insane so I me and him volunteer as tribute to use the machines.” Flare said slamming her side of her right hand that was a fist into her left palm. “I wouldn’t suggest that it nearly drove me and my team insane.” John said with a concerned look “You got a better idea?” Diamond Tiara said “Look guys I’m not part of that anymore. And I’m not gonna risk more lives to those machines.” John said “You clearly don’t know me and Necromorph John. I’ve survived four hundred years frozen in a block of ice and a war that lasted almost three decades. But if you just truly don’t believe me then Necromorph dear? Would you kindly show our doctor here your little ‘special’ move?” Flare said Necromorph then began to twist his head a full seven hundred and twenty degrees around. He then looked at John who was now in a weird situation as he looked in between Flare and Necromorph then sighed and said, “Follow me.”