//------------------------------// // Chapter 10 the griffon bully // Story: my life as pinkamena // by ultrasolarflare //------------------------------// LOCATION: VETS OFFICE Dr. Fauna took her stethoscope out of her ears and hung it around her neck. She’s the head vet in Ponyville. Why am I at the vet you ask? Remember the bunny stampede? Yeah, well one of the little guys took a liking to me. So I thought “eh why not.” I now had a little rabbit to take care of. I know that seemed a little soft of me but I wanted a little pet to take care of. Yes I hadn’t thought about it till then, but hey, the little guy wanted to go with me and who could say no to that face. Darn my weakness to cute things. “Well this little guy checks out. Just make sure to keep his needs met such as giving him the proper food, enough rest, and playtime and he‘ll grow into a great pet. Just one more thing before you go, don’t spoil him. I’ve had a hard enough time with angel when he comes for his yearly vaccines. I don’t want to deal with two of them.” said Dr. Fauna “Of course. He’ll be just fine if I teach him about the six principles of mental discipline.” I said petting the bunny. “As interested as I am to know what those are I’m afraid I have an appointment with a cat to get her stitches removed. I’m on a bit of a time crunch. Just be sure to come in in about three months so we can see how much he’s developed.” said Dr Fauna. “Yep no problem doc thanks.” I said. LOCATION: PONYVILLE PROPER I had a lot of things I needed to do today. My medical supplies were quite low. I had to remind my students not to give everything they had. They were supposed to be sparring, not trying to cripple enemies. Due to this, injuries were abundant and I had to tend to them with the supplies. I also had to restock my fridge and pantry, borrow a book on gardening from twilight, and hang out with Applecider. I’m sure at this point you would freeze and say ‘but Pinkamena you don’t hang out with anyone. You're too busy for such things.’ And to which I would usually say that you were correct. But after the problem with AJ, I decided that it was time to start making friends again. Take AJ as an example. She was causing many problems but her friends were there to help her. I could use that kind of help. …..ok I could use the company too...It gets lonely sometimes. After all, there are different kinds of care. One you get from family and one you get from friends. Anyway, I started walking with my little buddy nestled in my mane. I literally mean in my mane. Guess I learned something from Pinkie. We had decided on the name Hopper earlier after he nuzzled me happily at the name. I happened to pass through market square when things got blurry and I ended up on my back. My vision faded in and out as I tried to get my bearings. I saw something cyan standing in front of me but couldn’t make out what it was saying. P.O.V PINKIE PIE (“HEY PINKIE THAT’S MY JOURNAL GIVE IT BACK!”) (“Come on sis how are you supposed to have a good story without multiple angles?”) (“......what? ...erg... never mind I’m supposed to be writing down my past. Not other ponies.”) (“Sorry too late I wrote it”) *ZIP* *twitch* *twitch (“PINKIE!”) Hey everypony Pinkie here. I wouldn’t normally write in my sister’s journal but she was kinda out of it for some of the story. Anyway this morning I woke up and thought about the fun I’ve had lately. There was the birthday party for little SunnySide. Then where was the bowling game with SureStrike and a late night party at Vinyl’s club. Today I have something a little easier. Hang out with Twilight and prank with Rainbow Dash. I quickly got out of bed and put on a yellow t-shirt and frilly blue skirt. The t-shirt was a little snug but it’s my favorite shirt. I ran downstairs two steps at a time until I was in the kitchen. I decided that morning to have my usual cupped pancake grand slam breakfast before leaving. Oh wait I’m going a little fast let me try again. The last time I spoke to you and that psychowhatsis pony was on my account of the rock farm. But maybe I should tell you of what happened to me when my sister started her boxing career. Well it was about four years since I had arrived in Ponyville. I had found it to be the best place to start my party pony career. It was hard since I  was living in the streets because I had run out of bits. What with constant movement from one end of the town to the other, looking for shelter to sleep for the night, and food to keep me alive. But that was a mopey time I’m not here to tell a mopey side of the story. Granted the beginning of the light at the end of the dreary tunnel is when I was found by mister and misses cake. They had just barely began their business and wanted a good baker to help them. I showed them my stuff and became Ponyville's number one baker as well as later party pony. They also somehow figured out I had nowhere to stay so they offered me their guest room above the shop. Mister and misses cake really are great ponies. Back to what I was trying to say earlier I had just entered the park where I felt Twilight was sitting on a bench studying again. Silly twilight there's more to life than studying like talking about rainbow dash and her accomplishments. But I think that Twilight was just nodding and saying uh huh. Not really listening I looked up just as Rainbow Dash passed. “HEY RAINBOW DASH WAIT UP!” I yelled running after her. For some reason she just sped up. Oh I get it, she wants to play a racing game. Well she may be fastest in the air but I’m fastest on the ground. As she zoomed away I was able to keep up just by my pinkie sense. I collided with something as I ran but didn’t pay attention to what it was. It wasn’t until later that I found out that it was my sister. Oops sorry sis. ("Do you really need to?") <"Do you want them to know the entire story Sensei? Or do you want to leave them wondering? Personally I think they should know what happened."> "(....Fine go ahead. Geez, I thought journals were supposed to be private.") ("Sensei, that flew out the window as soon as you decided to make it into a story.  Don’t worry I got this.") P.O.V RAINBOW DASH I had gotten up that morning feeling quite excited. I got a letter from one of my old pals Gilda two days ago saying that she was coming to ponyville to catch up and hang out with me. Gilda would arrive tomorrow and I couldn’t wait to show her my new skills. I only had a few more martial arts classes before I was promoted to a green belt and I couldn’t wait. But what could I do today to make the time go by faster? Maybe I could find Sensei and ask her for some extra practice. Couldn’t hurt right? I came down and saw my twin Solar Dash at the table eating weather puffs. It’s a cereal where the pieces are in the shape of multiple weather elements like lightning clouds, the sun, raindrops, etc. I grabbed the box and poured myself a bowl. “So…” started Solar as she tried to start a conversation, “What’s your plan today?” I swallowed and said “I’m gonna find Sensei for a little more training before gilda gets here tomorrow.” “Oh yeah are you sure she isn’t going to get aggressive when she finds out that you have a twin?” asked Solar. I put my arm around her and said “don’t worry sis I’ve already explained what happened in my last letter to her. She told me that she was looking forward to meeting you.” “But what if she expects me to be a daredevil speed demon like you. I may be as fast as you but you know that I want to be a Pegasus artist someday, not a Wonderbolt.” said Solar. “Then she’s gonna have to deal with disappointment. I know you make great art and you’ll be an amazing artist someday Solar. Never forget that I support you ok sis?” I asked. “Ok! then I’ll do my best to make a good impression.” Solar said with renewed confidence. “There you go sis I gotta get going I have no Idea what my Sensei is currently up to and I gotta fly.” I said as I dove out the window. “Can’t you just go out the front door like a normal pony?!” yelled Solar out the window. “ But where’s the fun in that?!” I yelled back as I flew away. 2 hours later Man where is she I have looked all over town from town hall to her home and I haven’t seen any sign of Sensei. “Hey Rainbow Dash!” yelled a voice I knew all too well. “Oh Pinkie pie not again.” I said flying away. “Rainbow dash wait!” yelled Pinkie. Somehow no matter where I went or how fast I flew she was able to keep up with me! How in the wide world of Equestria was she able to keep up with me?! I had to be going at least six hundred miles per hour and yet she kept up!. I stopped when I heard a loud thunk.  looking behind me I saw…. Sensei! Celestia Dang it Pinkie. I quickly flew over and supported Sensei’s head. “Sensei are you ok?!” I asked panicked. Sensei looked a little scrambled “no the answer isn’t four its tuna fish.” Sensei said. It was obvious that she was out of it. “Sis I am so sorry I didn’t see you there. I was just trying to get Rainbow’s help with something.” Pinkie said looking down at Sensei with a look of sadness. “Pinkie what could you possibly need my help with? I was gonna spend most of today training with Sensei.” I said “Well it involves a cloud and town hall.” said Pinkie “And you couldn’t get any other pegasi to help you because?” I asked with an annoyed glower. “Because it wouldn’t be the same without help from a friend.” said Pinkie She got me there. We had become friends when we became the Elements of Harmony. My loyalty was too strong to ignore that part. So, with a reluctant sigh, I followed Pinkie to town hall. I got the nearest cloud and floated above the door. “Ok just move it where I tell you ok?” Pinkie asked.   I just nodded annoyed. “A little over to the right. No no, a little to the left. Oh wait, back to the right. Now a little leftish while staying rightly. Stop Hmm. Maybe a few inches to the south. Now a couple centimeters north. Okay. One more smidgimeter to the--” “PINKIE PIE!” I yelled. “Uh... I mean perfect ok wait for my signal.” said Pinkie. We saw spike walk out of town hall with a stack of blank scrolls. Pinkie pointed at me and I kicked the cloud letting out a lightning strike with a peal of thunder. “GAHHH!” yelled spike, the scrolls flying out of his little hands. Then the hiccups started prompting Pinkie to start laughing. “Oh rainbow we startled spike into getting the hiccups.” said Pinkie “Ha ha nice one Pinkie *hic* Pie you're always pulling a *hic* fast one *hic* on me” said Spike. He had just barely picked up a scroll when he hiccuped again and a burst of fire consumed the scroll. “Ahh” said spike. “Oh no you're not hurt are you?” Pinkie asked. “Don’t *hic* be silly dragons are *hic* fireproof.” Spike said. Spike kept trying to pick up the scrolls he got but each and every time his hiccups burned another scroll. “I wish the same were *hic* true of scrolls” said Spike. I laughed all the harder when I realized that we had also just pranked Princess Celestia. I could just Imagine her buried under a pile of scrolls that appeared via dragonfire. “Have you seen anything more hilarious?” asked Pinkie. “I can think of one thing” I said kicking the cloud making it produce thunder again startling pinkie. “Aah! *hiccup* *giggles* *hiccup* *chuckles* *hiccup* *laugh* wow *hiccup* you got me good” said Pinkie. “I didn't take you for a prankster, Pinkie Pie.” I said. “Are you *hiccup* kidding? *hiccup* I love to pull pranks. It's all *hiccup* in good fun, and Pinkie Pie lo--*hiccup*--oves to have *hiccup* fun! *hiccup*” said Pinkie. “You know Pinkie Pie, you're not as annoying as I thought.” I said as I landed on the ground Pinkie was holding her muzzle shut with one hand I guess to get rid of her hiccups she breathed in and out satisfied her hiccups were gone. “You know this gives me the perfect idea dashie. Pranks pranks everywhere in ponyville.” said Pinkie ("Finally got this back jeez this is my journal") ("Oh believe me sis this isn’t the last time your journal will be taken over") ("You started this Sensei others will want to write their side of things.") ("-_- grr") P.O.V PINKAMENA Currently I was at my home sitting between AppleCider and Solar Dash. Solar, from what AppleCider and I had noticed, was alone a lot of the time. Whether she was practicing her drawing or getting more supplies for her art it was the same. So one day both AppleCider and I approached Solar and invited her to our weekly hangout sessions. Today I heard that Pinkie and Rainbow were quite busy yesterday pranking several ponies. Not that I was awake for most of it because of Pinkie running into me at six hundred miles per hour. Ouch. It threw both me and my pet for a loop as i was out for the rest of the day while Hopper woke up a couple hours later and ran all the way over to Fluttershy's house for help. I later found out that she had Barry carry me to my house and put me in bed. Anyway back to the subject. Both Pinkie and Rainbow had given Rarity sneeze powder flowers, invisible ink replaced Twilight's normal ink when she was working on an experiment, and painted apples were the key feature of Sweet Apple Acres. “Ah swear it was like ah was lookin at on of them fancy art pieces at one of them fancy schmancy art museums.” said AppleCider. “Where on earth could they have found the time and patience to paint every apple at Sweet Apple Acres? Knowing her, Pinkie's attention span leaves something to be desired.” I said while petting Hopper. “And I know my sister Rainbow. She is not that detail oriented. she would probably just slather something on instead of painting it green, yellow, striped, polka dot, and plaid.” said Solar. “Well apparently they can get quite determined when it comes ta pranks. Cause that’s what the apples looked like when ah came out of the barn this mornin to do mah chores.” said AppleCider. I looked at my wall clock and grimaced “Sorry girls. Asmuch as I would love to keep talking about yesterday and hang out, I’ve got to get going as it’s nearly time to open my dojo.” I said “Don’t you worry none sugarcube. ah should probably get back ta work mahself. Them veggies won’t water themselves.” said AppleCider. “And I’ve got to fly around Ponyville to get inspiration for my next art practice.” said Solar. Both of my new friends walked out the door and went their separate ways. I stepped out the door myself looked behind me and said “Bye Hopper I’ll see you after work!” I heard a little squeal as an answer. LOCATION: PINKAMENA’S DOJO It was just another day with more classes planned for today. At least it was going to be until I saw a certain familiar face. He was a red earth pony with a thin wispy mustache. He had no mane and his tail was grey. His cutie mark was a yin yang symbol and he wore the top half of a monk’s robe. This was my Sensei Sun Ting Yang. He used to teach martial arts on the slopes of mount fuji in japan. He became one of the first twins in history. The story of his death was quite tragic. Before this entire thing began he was born into the monks of the tiger, a group dedicated to the defense and well being of every man, woman, and child. As a child himself he was arrogant, thinking he could do no wrong and no one could defeat him. But after his master had shown what they were up against, and had expressed how disappointed he was in his behavior did he become humble. In no time at all he advanced through the ranks of Kung fu. Then it became time to choose the new supreme master. The choice for the position was between him and another person named jiang fa ren. Though Jiang would never make it to supreme master. For jiang was ruthless. He beat down his opponents without mercy. He  wanted to turn the school of the tiger into a more aggressive art, to make it a school of conquest instead of peace. In the end Sun was chosen over Jiang. In a fit of rage jiang attacked Sun forcing Sun to critically injure his fellow grand master. Before Jiang left he swore his revenge on Sun, 'and all who followed the teachings of the Tiger.' several years passed as his own students grew up and began to further spread the teachings of the tiger. But it was not  meant to last. As promised Jiang had reappeared and he was now head of the school of the Snake.   It consisted of several ninja and dark monk’s. One by one his students and their students died by the snake’s  hands. In Sun’s sorrow he retreated to a remote mountain shack. One evening, as he was drinking his tea, the door shattered. Standing there was his old foe Jiang. With a calm demeanor, he fought his foe. In the end he struck down Jiang, but at the cost of his own life. The next he knew he was waking up and was a twin to a rice farmer in neighpan. Seeing his second chance at life, he worked the rice fields with his friend. For fifteen years that’s what he did. Eventually Sun visited Equestria with his brother and happened to watch one of my exhibition matches against a heavyweight opponent. Seeing my determination to succeed he was inspired and took me on as his latest student. Don’t get me wrong. I didn’t learn as fast as i did with boxing. Along with what I thought were insane challenges like keeping my balance on a tall bamboo shoot, dangling over a long fall into a lake, dodging a pit with randomly timed flame spurts, and finally precisely blocking a wooden spinning pole machine.Eventually I made black belt. Celestia soon chose to join our course but got harder obstacles.the bamboo, flames, and wood were all replaced with needles, infernos, and iron. After fourteen plus years of training Celestia and I became grand masters and would one day spar each other for the title of supreme master. Quickly and subconsciously I snapped to attention and bowed. “Sensei what brings you to my Dojo?” I asked “Ha ha calm down my student I have simply come to check upon my students I’m on a bit of a vacation from teaching Kung Fu and Tending to the rice fields” said Sun “A vacation Sensei?” I asked “One put into effect by my brother. He felt that I in a word ‘worked too much’. Do you know where Celestia might be?” asked Sensei. “She would currently be in Canterlot Sensei. I think she’s busy negotiating new safer trade routes with the griffons.” I said. “Ah. is there anyway of getting her here?” asked Sensei. “I could probably ask Twilight to borrow Spike for a letter to Celestia telling of your arrival” I said LOCATION: TWILIGHTS TREEBRARY “There the letter has been sent. So let me get this straight, you Pinkamena and my teacher Celestia know the ancient neighponese art of Kung Fu?” asked Twilight “Yeah my Sensei taught me and I in turn taught Celestia the basics. The reason she was gone a whole summer a few years ago is because she sought out my Sensei and learned the rest. Both Celestia and I are Grand Master ninth degree of Kung Fu, one rank behind Supreme master which my Sensei holds. Both Celestia and I are responsible for creating all of the pony styles of Kung Fu that anypony can learn” I said. “Yes quite intriguing. Usually it takes someone ages to advance past even one level of black belt and yet both Pinkamena and Celestia did it in so short a time. My only theory on why would be because of young Pinkamena’s cutie mark, and because of Celestia’s status as an Alicorn.” said sun Twilight stared in amazement “That makes sense. A fighting cutie mark probably made Pinkamena into a quick learner. And one of the basic traits of an Alicorn is high intelligence.” Twilight turned to me “can you tell me all of the styles you came up with?” I shrugged “ok first is the style I came up with the earth pony style. It mixes an earth pony’s natural strength magic for powerful blows against opponents. An example I can give is that one blow from one of my fists can send an opponent about fifteen feet away. With my current training I can amplify my strength tenfold. Unfortunately because Celestia is an alicorn she can amplify her strength by twenty times.” I said. Twilight finished writing, rolled up the scroll and bound it. “Second is the pegasus style. This one was made by me and Celestia. I know that’s unusual because I’m an earth pony but I have faced down plenty of Pegasi during my Boxing campaign. They like to use some of their wing power to dodge a punch. Anyway Pegasus style involves speed and agility. It's all about out maneuvering your opponent and wearing them down over time. This is done by combining flight and Pegasus magic it’s the style that Rainbow Dash is learning she is a yellow belt right now. I can tell that with her kind of determination she can easily make first degree Grand master.” “Wait really Rainbow is learning Kung Fu?” asked Twilight “Yep and her will is quite admirable. Last and not least is a style that Celestia came up with the unicorn style. This style is quite diverse. It involves making precise strikes with both physical and magical strikes. It focuses on disabling opponents through the striking of pressure points though others may use it to shatter bones if hit just right. Another of my students one lyra heartstrings has been trying to apply elemental magic to the style. She may be just another of my yellow belts but her focus on being the next to master unicorn style is as sharp as Rainbow trying to master Pegasus style.” I said. “So Celestia is mastering all three of these? How do you spar against her for so long if she has the attributes of all three pony races?” asked Twilight. me: Twilight: “Because every single fight I have against Celestia makes me stronger and the stronger I get the bigger the challenges I get to take.” I said *BONK* “SIS WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THAT CRAZED COMBAT LOOK YOU MIGHT AS WELL FORGET ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE CUPCAKES FOR A WHILE!!!” yelled Pinkie popping out of the bookcase and hitting me in the head with a giant mallet. “Oww! What, do you have a Pinkie sense on me now?” I asked Pinkie “You gave me no choice after you kept doing it to all of my friends. By the way it’s shaky hoof twitchy eye and itchy ear.” said Pinkie “We-” I started before a flash of light appeared in the room when the light dimmed I saw Celestia hugging our Sensei. “Sensei it’s been too long. What brings you all the way from Neighpan?” asked Celestia. “My brother told me to take a little break from helping with the rice fields and Kung Fu instruction. I saw that Pinkamena opened her own dojo. Beginning the equestrian chapter my young grasshopper?” asked Sun “um yes. I just figured that I could do that for a bit of a side business so that I would do something besides train all the time.” I said with a bashful head rub. “That is good. it is the job of a ninth degree grand master to continue to teach the discipline and patience of kung fu” said Sun “Then I’ve been doing a pretty poor job of that.” said Celestia wilting a bit “It is alright my student you are leading a country that is not easy in of itself. Just try to find time from leading and do some teaching.” said Sun “Why don’t I go and get some Chineighse tea I know its your favorite Sensei” I said “Why don’t I go with you my pupil.” said Sun as he began to get up. “No no it’s ok Sensei I got this.” I said “Do you even know what kinds of tea come from chineigh?” asked sun I sheepishly shook my head “And what happened the last time I asked you to pick some tea from my personal garden?” asked sun I shuffled back and forth nervously “I picked an Alepo pepper and thought it was good for tea.” Sun just smiled and said “I don’t know about you my pupil but I would rather avoid a repeat.” Celestia just burst out laughing “you did what to Sensei? How could you confuse the two?” asked Celestia “Hey to be fair the only tea I had ever seen before the twin incident was in those little bags that you put into tea cups. I never saw the plants that gets put into the bags before.” I said pouting “But have you ever seen an angry red tea bag?” said Celestia with a troll grin “You're never gonna let this go are you?” I asked. “Oh no this is saved into eternal memory you are now going to be infamous throughout time. I’m definitely going to tell it even though three thousand years have passed.” said Celestia. LOCATION:PONYVILLE SQUARE I walked through town square in an annoyed huff Sun noticed my annoyance and chuckled “Did what she say get to you my student? I figured with all of your years of training you would be more patient and less likely to let things bother you.” said Sun. “You know I went to train under you to get my berserker mode under control Sensei. Yes, I am more patient than I was back then. But for some reason Celestia knows just what to do or say to push my buttons, so to speak. There’s a reason why the Canterlot guards call her Celestia the troll.” I said. Sun stared at me in confusion. “Forgive me for I am not familiar with the term troll” said Sun. “Have you ever had anypony that loved playing pranks, telling embarrassing stories, and deliberately being annoying to get under your skin?” I asked. “Ah yes. Somebody by the name of Min Chen. He always thought he was clever. The worst thing he ever did was replace my mastery robes with a feminine kimono.” said Sun “That would be borderline definition of a troll.” I said We had just walked down trotter drive towards the tea shop when two blurs landed a few meters away from me. It turned out to be Rainbow Dash and...a gryphon. She had golden brown fur and white speckled feathers with three in the front shaped like bangs. She wore a black tight t-shirt and jean shorts with black fingerless gloves. “I know she’s around here somewhere G.” said Rainbow. “You keep saying you know The Mare Juggernaut but so far I don’t see her Dash.” “G I keep telling you she is my Sensei for the Pegasus style. I should know seeing as how I’m on the brink of making green belt.” said Rainbow. “Looking for me Rainbow?” I said a little amused. Rainbow turned around and said “Wow what a coincidence, Gilda this is Pinkamena my Sensei also known as the mare Juggernaut.” said Rainbow. The look on Gilda’s face gave me some concern. Her fur and feathers almost looked like they bleached themselves white. She began to stammer a bit and was pointing at me with a shaking talon. “T-theres two of her why are there two of her?” she asked “What do you mean G? This is my Sensei. She’s not as random and eccentric as pinkie is.” said Rainbow. “Just give me a moment Dash. I need to process this.” Gilda said as she walked off. “Whats going on exactly?” I asked Rainbow. “Well Sensei, my old Flight School buddy Gilda decided to visit today. My original plan was to go pranking with Pinkie but reminiscing with Gilda seemed more important. The weird thing is that Pinkie came to us twice while in the air. But both times pinkie wandered off before i could show Gilda how good of a prankster she was.. You think you could find her and see what’s up?” asked Rainbow “Yeah I’ll check in on her after I finish catching up with my Sensei.” I said. I heard a gasp and turned to Rainbow whose jaw was dropped. “Y-your Sensei? The one who taught you Kung Fu?! really?! where where is he?” asked Rainbow looking around. “Rainbow he’s right here.” I said as soon and as soon as Rainbow saw Sun her pupils widened. ‘D-does that mean what I think it means Sensei?” asked Rainbow I chuckled and said “that’s right Rainbow say hello to Sun Ting Yang Supreme Master of Kung Fu.” I heard a squeal of excitement from Rainbow “That’s so awesome I can’t believe that I’m meeting the Supreme Master of Kung Fu. oh...sorry it’s good to meet you Supreme Master.” said Rainbow quickly bowing. “Calm yourself young one it is nice meeting one of my students pupils.” said Sun Gilda walked back over to Rainbow seemingly calm now “Ok I’m good let’s go hang some more Dash.” said Gilda “Right behind you G. I hope you’re ready Sensei, cause I’m gonna have that green belt next class.” Rainbow said racing after Gilda. I heard a familiar bouncing sound coming towards me. Followed by an excited giggling that I was all too familiar with. The sense  that I got from Pinkie began acting up. Mane raising, hooves aching, and fingers twitching. Oh no! Pinkie’s hurt! I need to distract Sensei so I can get to the bottom of it. “Ah Sensei would you mind continuing to the tea shop I need to take care of some family business real quick.” I said “But then how will you ever be able to learn which chineighse tea is proper hmm?” asked Sun. “Normally I’d joke back with you Sensei but this is serious.” I said. “Very well my pupil take care of what you need to.” said Sun. I turned put an attempted smile on my face as Pinkie approached. “Hello Pinkie how are you doing today.” I said. “JustfinesishowareyouwannacometoapartyI’mthrowingforGildathatsgreatokbye” said pinkie quickly as she tried to throw an invitation to me and run away. But I saw a flash of red on her arm as she tried to hop by. Quick as a flash I grabbed Pinkie and dragged her to me. A big gash was visible on her arm. It had stopped bleeding a while ago but I knew that someone had done this to her. “Pinkie who did this to you?” I asked in a cold voice. “What? I injured myself nothing happened to me ah ha ha ha” laughed Pinkie nervously. me: “Pinkie Diana Pie you will tell me who did this to you right now. I know someone either did this to you directly or they caused something around you to give you that gash. Now you will tell me now so I can dish out the proper PUNISHMENT!” I growled. “S-sis calm down it’s not that bad really I was just following Rainbow Dash and Gilda to try and hang with them I was following with my gyro copter and Gilda stopped the blades and sent me back down to earth. I maybe kinda got nicked by one of the copter blades” said Pinkie quickly covering her mouth in shock. me: I began stomping towards where I saw Gilda fly off to. “W-wait sis it’s not what you think I’m sure Gilda never meant for me to get injured.” said Pinkie “Oh it is way too late for that. I think it’s time to pay Gilda a beating.” I said my hands trembling in rage “Sorry sis but for my plan to succeed I need to put you in time out.” said Pinkie. Next thing I knew I was in a concrete room with a big metal door. Pinkie had sealed it shut. “Pinkie open this door right now I will not let that griffon get away with this. I will cave her skull in for this! Nopony hurts my sister like this NOPONY!” I yelled in a demonic voice. “I can’t afford to do that sis I need to turn that gryphon’s frown upside down Pinkie pie style.” said Pinkie “She does not deserve your parties Pinkie. she deserves to be served on a plate with prench fries. She will know why they call me the mare juggernaut!” I said “Yeah you're about to go into one of your episodes again so you’re staying in that vault. My Pinkie sense will tell me when it’ s ok to let you out. I wish I didn’t have to do this sis but ever since I had that one party in manehattan and the damages you caused I can’t take the chance. ” said Pinkie What she spoke of was of my early days as a boxer. I hadn’t quite earned my fabled nickname or made that much of a reputation yet. Pinkie was visiting Manehattan for a party. As soon as she saw me she excitedly hopped over handed me an invitation to her party and hopped away. The party started out great but somewhere along the way one overexcited stallion pinched pinkies cheek. I instantly felt myself zero in on said stallion. The next thing I knew, the stallion was sailing through a few buildings. Of course we had to pay for all of the damages and the stallion spent three months in the hospital. slight third person p.o.v Pinkie jumped out of her musings when she heard loud clangs coming from the vault door. It wasn’t long before Pinkie began to run for she saw fist marks beginning to appear in the vault door. Pinkie was confused.  How could I make even a scratch in that door? It was five feet of thick steel! Then Pinkie facepalmed. Of course!  With all of the training I did everyday it was no wonder why I was breaking through she needed to throw that party and fast or Gilda was toast. As pinkie ran she bumped into none other than Rainbow Dash and Gilda Rainbow was bowled over while Gilda sent a scathing look at Pinkie. Rainbow rubbed her head in pain. “Geez Pinkie what's the rush? you usually don't have a problem going around ponies.” said Rainbow she paused when she saw the fearful look on Pinkie’s face “Uh what's wrong Pinkie? Wait how’d you get that gash on your arm?” asked Rainbow Gilda smirking knowing she was responsible. “Uh later Rainbow we have a problem. my sis is very angry we need to start Gilda’s party and we need to start it now!” said Pinkie. Rainbow dash tensed up instantly as she knew of her Sensei’s infamous temper. She knew it usually ended up with somepony spending time in the hospital. “h-how angry is she Pinkie?” asked Rainbow Gilda scoffed. So what if one of the lame ponies was mad?  Who cared? Ponies weren't intimidating when they were angry. If anything they were cute. Gilda didn't care about cute things. A mighty crash was heard from the building Pinkie came out of. Rainbow saw Pinkie turn completely white in fear. “S-she’s that angry Rainbow. I decided to put her in a vault with a five foot thick steel door. That sound was her breaking through it.” said Pinkie Suddenly Rainbow turned as white as Pinkie because she had seen my anger before. It ended with the offender in a crater in the middle of the floor. It scared her then but now she knew sensei was more angry now. It absolutely terrified her. Each hoofstep she made left a small crater and sounded like thunder going off. Soon she appeared and both Pinkie and Rainbow started hugging each other in fear. me: “Pinkie~ where are you going with my appointment you know I must keep it. come here griffon I love your wings I wan em.” I said “Oh no she’s passed into the insanity stage.” said Pinkie “Uh what’s this about stage Pinkie?” asked Rainbow “Ever since my sister came to live with us we found something very wrong. When my sister came we found she hadn’t become an exact twin of me instead she became my dark side. She has what my family calls stages meaning how mad she gets until she succumbs to the released darkness. Stage one is genuine anger like when I accidentally broke one of my sisters tea cups. She becomes quick to forgive and become her normal calm self. Then comes stage 2 or what we call berserker mode its when she is so angry that she gets a red aura and she is able to take on large stallions. After that is the stage we see now insanity stage. She only became this twice and it was when something happened to me. Like when I got touched in a bad place in Manehattan.  She wouldn’t stop until she made sure the stallion payed. We don’t know what her last stage is yet but I really don’t want to find out.” said Pinkie shaking “W-what do we do then Pinkie.” asked Rainbow “RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!” yelled Pinkie running off Rainbow and Gilda not far behind “Come back here Pinkie that gryphon deserves punishment!” I yelled running after her.