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// Spike 
// Story: Unromantic 
// by Storylover-Vodhr 
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"So... uh..."

This was, without a doubt, the awkwardest thing Rainbow Dash ever had to do. But, apparently it was only awkward for her, as Spike sat there, and stared with an unwavering smile.

"Yes?"

She just had to spit it out. Do it quick, like a bandaid. 

"Is Twilight, like, your mom?"

The answer was pretty important, at least for Rainbow Dash. She had to know, as soon as possible. For reasons.

However, Spike instead chose to sit there for a moment, as if pondering the question.

"Nah."

Rainbow Dash let out a massive breath of relief, and smiled. Thank go-

"She's more like my Dad."

Dash froze, and Spike continued.

"I always wanted a mommy, though. Does that mean you'll be my mommy?"

Nope. Rainbow couldn't compute. 

"I, uh, gotta go."

Dash quickly shot off, and Spike watched her fly out of the room, before bursting out with laughter. 

It took him a second, before he finally calmed down.

"Heh, Pinkie Pie was right. Pranks are awesome."