Flat What: A My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Fanfiction
Chapter 2: In Which Spike Has a Harem
By SecondSeraphim
“Twilight, I think Spike has a harem.”
Twilight looked at Pinkie Pie in shock. “What would make you say something like that?”
“Well,” said Pinkie slowly,” it could be the way Lyra, Bonbon, Derpy, Carrot Top, her twin sister Golden Harvest, and the Spa Ponies are all following after him saying “We love you Spike!”
“Oh please,” said Rarity. “I think I would know if Spike had a harem; I’d be the Queen of it after all.”
“I agree with Rarity” said Fluttershy as she hid the crown further behind her back.
“Hey,” asked Applejack, “Where’s Rainbow?”
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“Great Celestia I’m good at sex” commented Dash as she snuggled further into herself.
“Can I change back now?” demanded Chrysalis.
“No!” replied Dash. “And stop breaking the illusion!”