A Perfect World I Almost Ruined

by Metatoda42

Chapter Twelve: Chaos Within Harmony

The Main Six plus Trixie were having a nice little picnic at the edge of Ponyville. Bruce told them that Princess Celestia wanted to have a nice, relaxing, informal picnic with her prized students and friends. Of course, they quickly cleared their schedule and make a nice little picnic to welcome the Princess.

"I wonder what took her so long..." Twilight commented while rearranging the plates in front of her. "Bruce also told me that she's bringing a guest along." She smiled and put a plate of apple pie in front of Pinkie Pie. "I mean, what if the guest is my brother and Cadance!" A dreamy look appeared on her face. "That'll be amazing!"

Rainbow Dash nodded and took a sip of an Apple Cider. "Yeah! Just think how awesome it is if the Wonderbolts came for a picnic!" She put the glass on the blanker and raised her hoof up in excitement. "I can show them my awesome moves!"

Applejack nodded in agreement. "Well I just hope the Princess like the food. Bruce ain't got a good sense of timing when it comes to planning picnic. I don't even have time to help Apple Bloom clean up my kitchen." She commented while inspecting the Apple Pie in front of her.

Rarity nodded and looked up. She gasped in disbelief when she saw Princess Celestia riding a carriage with a very familiar statue right beside her. "Everypony look!!!" She exclaimed. "Princess Celestia is wearing the dress I made for her!!!" All ponies in the vicinity just face-hoofed after hearing that.

Then they all watched in the mixture of fear and confusion as Princess Celestia walked down from the carriage and put the Statue of Discord beside her. She smiled at each one of them and waved her hoof. "Good Afternoon everypony, I see you've set up a nice picnic for us." She said with a calm and nice expression on her face.

Twilight is the first one to step up. She walked towards Princess Celestia with a look of disbelief and confusion in her face. "With all due respect, Princess Celestia, how could you bring Discord here?!" She yelled the last part and cleared her throat. "Your majesty." She added.

Princess Celestia smiled and sat down on the picnic blanket beside Trixie. "To have a picnic of course, the more the merrier." She said with a carefree expression on her face. A Walkie-Talkie floated in front of her face. "Hello Atom, yes we're ready."

Atom all garbed inside his Alicorn Armor appeared in a flash of light beside them. He looked at the Statue of Discord and smiled. "Discord!" He exclaimed with an amused smirk on his face. Then he looked back at the main six who were looking at him in disbelief. "What? You gave Trixie and Chrysalis a second chance! Why not Discord?" He asked.

Twilight just looked at Atom and Celestia with a deadpan look on her face. "Oh I don't know, maybe because we have nothing to protect ourselves against him?" Then, a look of realization appeared on her face. "Wait, do we? Do we have anything to defend ourselves?"

Atom laughed mirthfully at her. "Oh Twilight, Discord is a Reality Warper. Last I check, the only force in Equestria powerful enough to match him is the elements of harmony which are destroyed into dust particles." He explained, making half of the main six worry about his sanity. "But there is one thing we have that he doesn't..."

A hopeful look appeared on Twilight's face. "The Crystallized Singularity?" She asked while pointing at the bright glowing light on Trixie's chest.

"Nope!" Atom exclaimed. "The Power of Friendship!!!"

A ticked off expression appeared on Twilight's face. "We are facing a being with an untold amount of power, capable of turning the entire world upside down, and all you can think off is the Power of Friendship!?" She ranted, momentarily forgetting the theme of story.

"Twilight Sparkle..." Princess Celestia said suddenly with a stern expression on her face. "Are you doubting the power of friendship?" Twilight shrunk down beneath her stare. "Are you forgetting the power that brought you all here? The power that conquered all evils you've encountered?" Twilight shook her head and held up her hooves.

"I'm sorry..." She whispered.

In just a millisecond, Princess Celestia's expression turned soft and carefree again. "Good, now let's invite Discord in this lovely picnic." She said with a smile on her face. "Atom if you please..." Atom nodded and his faux unicorn horn glows bright. He shot out a wave of golden magic at the Statue of Discord and it started to crack.

Meanwhile, the main six were telling each other how much they love each other. "All right everypony, there's a high chance of us not making it through this." Twilight said. "Clearly Atom has corrupted Princess Celestia with his recklessness and stupidity." She sighed and looked at each one of her friends. "If this is our last time together, I just wanted to say that living in Ponyville with each and everyone of you have been the most beautiful day of my entire life."

"Oh enough with all that already you little drama queen." A very familiar and dreaded voice came from right behind Twilight. "You sound like you've prepared to meet your demise! I mean, I haven't even do any magic yet." A sound of finger snapping could be heard from behind them and the picnic blanket turned into a chessboard. "Whoops, never mind ahaha!!!" Discord laughed in mirth.

The main six stood up from the chessboard and turned around to face the Reality Warper. "Discord!!" They exclaimed with an intense look on their face.

Discord looked at them in confusion before looking back at Atom and Princess Celestia standing behind him. "What's with their expression? I thought we're having a nice little picnic here." He complained with frown on his face. "As an honored guest I am deeply offended." He added.

Princess Celestia walked towards Twilight with a stern expression on her face. "Twilight, apologize to him." She said sternly.

The unicorn looked at Princess Celestia in shock and disbelief. "B-but h-he..." She stuttered, trying to form words.

Princess Celestia shook her head. "He did nothing wrong Twilight Sparkle, he just turned the picnic blanket into a chessboard which is completely harmless." She looked at the chessboard in front of her for a moment before looking back at Twilight. "You on the other hand, welcomed him with accusation and grudge instead of welcoming him as one of your friends."

"B-but I..." She looked at Atom and saw him shaking his head disapprovingly. "B-but he's Discord and..."

"Princess Celestia is right Twilight." Twilight looked back and saw Fluttershy walking towards her with a stern expression on her face. "Discord is just confused and lost, he deserves a second chance and it is our duty to show him the beauty of friendship." Fluttershy said with a determined expression on her face. "Now, apologize to him."

'That's it, I must dreaming. Princess Luna is going to float in and...' She looked up and saw a Black Alicorn soared down from the sky and landed right beside Princess Celestia. 'Ah there she is, now she's gonna tell me that...'

"No Twilight, you are not dreaming." Princess Luna said, ignoring the petrified look on the unicorn's face. Then she looked back at Discord. "Am I late for the picnic?" She asked him.

Discord shook his head and a red carpet that led straight towards the chessboard appeared in front of Princess Luna. "Of course not your highness, please step into the board." He said with a smile on his face. Then he looked at Princess Celestia standing beside Atom. "You too Princess Celestia and..." He took a closer look at the stallion. "Atom was it?"

Princess Celestia smiled and sat right next to Twilight. But Atom didn't make any move to step on to the board. Instead he just smiled and stomped his hoof once. Eight changeling teleported right in front of him. "You up for a game Discord? Get your own troops."

A wide grin slowly formed in front of Discord's face. He snapped his finger and sixteen giant statue appeared on one side of the chessboard. "This is going to be so fun!!!" He exclaimed. Atom smiled and motioned all of his friends to step on the back side of the board while the Changelings stood in the front as pawns.

"Princess Celestia, you'll be the king." Princess Celestia smiled and stood on her position. "Princess Luna, you'll be the queen." Princess Luna nodded and stood right next to Princess Celestia.

"Twilight, Rarity, you'll be the bishops." The unicorns walked reluctantly to their position, Twilight beside Princess Celestia and Rarity beside Princess Luna.

"Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, you'll be the knight." The Pegasus nodded and stood on their position. Rainbow Dash have an excited look on her face while Fluttershy just looked at the statues in front of her nervously.

"Finally Applejack and Pinkie Pie, you'll be the rook." The earth pony stood on their respective places with Applejack looking like she wanted to get this over with and Pinkie Pie looks as excited as ever.

Atom looked at Trixie for a moment before shrugging. "Trixie, you'll be the judge." Trixie walked towards the opposite side of the board. "Okay Discord, white moves first. Rainbow Dash, F3" The Pegasus just blinked owlishly in confusion. Atom sighed and he shot out a patch of light at F3. "Move there."

Rainbow Dash nodded and flew towards the spot. "My turn!" Discord snapped his finger and a stone pawn moved forward. "Your turn." He looked back at Atom with a challenging look on his face.

Twilight doesn't know what's going on. Discord suddenly freed from his prison? Princess Celestia treating him like an old friend? Atom and him playing chess with his own friends as the pieces? She looked at Rarity who is standing on the corner of the board. Her friends were also confused but decided to just enjoy it.

"Twilight, move here." Atom said, putting a small beacon of light to show her where she should go.

The purple unicorn narrowed her eyes. "Shouldn't you help Rarity?" She asked. "That Rook is free to get her!" She pointed at a huge rook looming a few blocks away from Rarity.

Atom just smirked in response. "Nah, Discord here ain't so observant. Pretty sure he won't notice it." He said, knowing full-well that Discord is hearing him right now. "Just go Twilight." He looked at Discord and saw the Draconequus scowled after being told not so observant. 'Hook, line, sinker.'

Twilight walked to the spot. She watched as the said rook came rushing down towards Rarity and knocked her down from the Chessboard. Rarity sighed and stood beside a few fallen Changelings, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash. Then Twilight looked back at Bruce with a deadpan expression on her face.

"Fluttershy, would you please avenge your friend?" Bruce asked towards the Pegasus standing near the rook. Fluttershy nodded and slowly walked towards the rook. She closed her eyes and gently touched the rook with her hoof. 'Boom' The Rook tipped over and shattered into a million pieces before reforming at the other side of the arena.

Discord was about to take down Fluttershy with his bishop when he realized something. That rook earlier was the only thing standing between a hole in his defense and Pinkie Pie. An amused smirk appeared on his face and he looked at Atom in a new-found respect. "You're quite a chess master. Who are you?" He asked the stallion.

Atom just shrugged. "Just a tourist." He watched as Discord maneuver his knight to threaten Fluttershy. "Aren't you a chess master also?" He asked, while motioning Fluttershy to step away from danger.

Discord shook his head. "Not really, I am more of a Puppeteer." He replied before finally taking out his queen to get a stray changeling. "And I have to say that you aren't so bad at puppeteering." He snapped his finger and his king moves away to safety.

Atom shrugged and motioned Twilight to step forward. He assess the situation for a moment and realized that Discord is just a few moves away from getting Princess Luna. "Good one buddy... Princess Luna, move out of the way." He watched as Princess Luna moved out of the harm's way and Discord knocked away Twilight.

A mischievous smirk appeared on Atom's face. "Well Discord, I guess this is a stalemate." He looked at Pinkie Pie. "Pinkie, get rid of that pawn." The earth pony nodded, giving a safe path for Fluttershy to get to King, but also for a bishop to get Princess Celestia.

Discord just laughed at Atom's tactic. He snapped his fingers and the chessboard turned back into a picnic blanket. "Good game Atom! I've never played real life chess for centuries." He said before sitting down right next to Twilight. "I almost forgot how fun it is."

Atom smirked and sat right next to Princess Celestia. "Well Discord, you cannot play chess alone. You gotta have a friend to play with." Atom explained. "Don't you want to have a friend?"

A devious smile slowly appeared on Discord's face. He let out a mirthful laugh and looked at Atom in amusement. "Is that really your plan Atom?" Discord asked mockingly. "To befriend me? The very embodiment of chaos itself? Ahahaha!" He laughed again.

Atom just shrugged. "You have two choice here Discord. By my side with these lovely friends of mine..." Then his expression turned dark and cold. "Or you could be in my bloody way..." He said with a hint of threat in his voice.

A bemused expression appeared on Discord's face. "Oh you're going to find that I am not quite easy to be scared with Atom." He said with a no nonsense look on his face. "Perhaps you're the one who should be thinking about being on my way or by my side." He added with a deadly serious expression on his face.

Atom smirked confidently. "First of all I am not a pushover. Second of all I know quite a lot about you yet you know nothing about me. Third of all..." He paused for a second and sighed. "Sorry for threatening you. It became a habit of mine." He said finally.

Discord smiled and nodded at Atom. "Apology accepted Atom. Now, if you'll excuse me I have some chaos to bring." He was about to snap his finger when Atom held up his hoof. "What now?" He whined childishly.

"How about you hang out with us first? Get to know us a little better. Then you can decide whether you want to be our friend or be free to do whatever you want." Atom said with challenging look on his face. "Or are you scared of this so called Power of Friendship?" He added.

Discord rubbed his chin in deep thought. "Well I suppose there's no harm in humoring you ponies before I'm taking back my throne..." He nodded and held out his claw. "Deal."

The two of them shook appendages and nodded at each other. Then Atom looked back at his friends and saw them looking at him like he just grew a second head. "What? It's a perfect plan! We hang out with Discord and we'll show him how friendship is better than being a chaos overlord!" He explained. "It's a foolproof plan!"

Twilight nod solemnly at each one of her friends. "We're doomed..." She muttered.

"Come on girls! Just give him a chance." Atom said towards Twilight and Trixie. "I mean, I trust him, Princess Celestia trust him, Princess Luna trust him, Fluttershy trust him. So why can't you?" He asked softly yet sternly to her friends.

"I, personally think it is for the best if we trust him." Trixie said, creating another look of disbelief on Twilight's face. "I mean, how bad can he actually be Twilight? He can't be worse than I am, right?" She said with a confident look on her face. "Now, if you'll excuse me; Trixie has to introduce herself to the so-called Lord of Chaos." She said before walking downstairs.

"Well, I am not standing around here doing nothing." Atom shrugged and followed Trixie downstairs. "Come join us when you get the hang of your PTSD!" He said before leaving Twilight alone with her thoughts.

Twilight sighed and closed her eyes. 'Okay Twilight, don't be afraid, you can do this!' She thought to herself before looking at the stairs in front of her. "On second thought..." She turned around and walked back to her room to get her saddlebag. "Better safe than sorry!" She exclaimed before walking downstairs all garbed in her Armor.

When she gets there, she saw a sight that will never leave her mind for a very long time...

It was Discord sitting on a couch like a king. His lion arm was resting around Fluttershy's shoulder and his eagle claws was resting on Trixie's shoulder. The unicorns have a soft smile on their faces as they rested their heads on Discord's body while gently hoof-feeding him some pieces paper and glass of water. Twilight watched as the Draconequus slowly turned his head towards her and winked.

'Thud' She dropped down on to the floor in shock. "Ahahah!!! Ponies! I've never seen her like that before! That look on her face, priceless!!!" Atom appeared near the door with a Camera floating in front of his face. He show them the picture and they all start laughing in mirth.

"Ohohoh!!! Clever Atom! I am impressed!" Discord exclaimed. "And without magic too!" He laughed in amusement. "I mean, I would've thought you need me to do something other than just sitting on a couch with a couple of ponies beside me." Then he looked at the ponies who were still resting his head beside him. "You can let go now ponies."

The unicorn didn't budge however. "Why should we?" Trixie looked up and stared at him with a sly smirk on her face. "Trixie thought you're enjoying it..." Discord cringed a little at the look Trixie gave him. "Am I, making you feel uncomfortable?" Discord decided to look away from her and realized that Fluttershy is sleeping on his lap. Then he looked back at Atom and saw him taking dozens of pictures with his camera.

"When you said that friends will keep you company, this is not what I had in mind." Discord muttered while Trixie and Atom just laughed at him. "Wait.. Are you actually sleeping, Fluttershy?" Discord asked when he realized that Fluttershy didn't respond to him at all.

Fluttershy raised her head up with a sleepy look on her face. "Yes, now hush... I need some sleep..."

"So, it was just a prank..." Twilight exhaled a breath of relief. "Oh Celestia... I thought..." She paused for a second and shook her head. "But still, how are you so comfortable around him?" She asked again.

Fluttershy smiled and looked at Twilight deep in her eyes. "It is quite simple Twilight my friend, I trust him." She said in conviction. "And you should be too, because every friendship is built upon trust." Twilight sighed and looked outside the window. There, she saw Atom tinkering with Trixie's crystallized singularity and Discord watching them in interest.

Twilight walked out of the cabin and decided to give Discord a chance. "Hi everypony!" She greeted them with a smile on her face. "What are you all doing?" She felt a hand gripping her back and saw Discord looking from behind her shoulder. She sighed patiently at the sight of Discord pointing at Trixie with an excited smile on his face.

"Twilight! You should definitely check this out!" Discord pushed Twilight closer towards Atom and Trixie. "Atom is making modifications on that amazing piece of technology." He held up his magnifying glass and watched as Atom attached a metal device on top of the crystal and covered it with a beautiful casing. "Oh! The things you can do with Science!"

Discord held his magnifying glass in front of Twilight. The Unicorn looked through the magnifying glass and realized that it actually lets her see through objects. She focused her vision on the crystallized singularity and saw something resonating inside it. She looked closer and closer into it until Discord moved away the magnifying glass. "That's enough Twilight Sparkle, there are some things that are not meant to be seen by any mortals." The Draconequus said.

"All done!" Atom said. He took a step back and looked at his masterpiece. The Crystallized Singularity is now looked more like a fancy jewelry than a crystal. It is still glowing in an ethereal blue light, yet surrounding it is a platinum border with a star carvings. "With this baby, you'll be very glad you've lost your magic!"

Trixie narrowed her eyes and pat her crystal. "You still haven't told Trixie what this does." She said in confusion. "And I still can't channel my magic." She added after focusing on her horn.

Atom smirked and took out his digital camera. "I installed a portable magic sonic emitter above the crystal. Now it can work like The Doctor's Sonic Screwdriver." Trixie just blinked owlishly in confusion. "You see this camera floating beside me? I want you to make me drop it by disrupting my magic." He said.

Trixie looked at the camera for a moment and her crystal started to glow brightly. The golden magic aura around the camera dissipated and the camera dropped down on to the ground. "Bravo!!!" Discord clapped his hand in amazement. "Oh what a marvelous piece of technology! Can it do anything else?"

Trixie looked at Atom with a questioning look on her face. "Well?" She asked him. She watched as Atom's horn started to glow brighter and brighter.

"Think fast Trixie!" The unicorn's eyes widened and she quickly focused her attention on the crystal. An invisible dome of magical vibration appeared all around her, dissipating the spell that was coming towards her. "It can also dispel all magical attack coming straight at you. Although it's not so effective against stronger spells so..." He shrugged. "I would say it has the same caliber of defense as Twilight's."

Trixie smiled and looked at Discord. "All magic you say? How about Chaos Magic?" A grin formed on both the unicorn and the Draconequus's face. "What do you think Discord? Ready to face the Great and Powerful Trixie?" She asked him.

Discord snapped his fingers and a Pigasus appeared beside him. He jumped on top of it and a jousting staff appeared in his claws. "Charge!!!" Trixie's crystal began to shine brightly and the Pigasus started to fade away from existence. "Huh?" He snapped his fingers again and a flock of Pigasus appeared right behind him. "Charge!!!"

Trixie's eyes widened as dozens and dozens of Pigasus came soaring towards her. She focused all her attention on the crystal and a dome of invisible magic appeared all around her. The Pigasus fades away from existence as soon as it cross the barrier, but when five Pigasus entered at the same time. "Ah! Get these things off of me!!" Trixie squealed as the Pigasus began to dog-pile her while the crystal dimmed slightly.

"I win!" Discord exclaimed while ten other Discords applauded in amazement. Then he snapped his fingers and the Pigasus disappeared from existence. "But you did put up quite a fight though. That Crystal in your chest contains more power than you think." Then he looked at Atom. "Makes me wonder where you get something like that..."

Atom smirked and shook his head. "Not even Princess Celestia knows where I get that." He said with a knowing smirk on his face. "Not even the readers know where I get that." He added. "What makes you think you'll find out where I got it from?" He asked with challenging look on his face.

Discord scowled and folded his arms in front of his chest. "Don't get smug Atom, sooner or later the author would be forced to reveal your past." He said. Then he looked back at Trixie. "Say Trixie, what happened to your magic?" He asked the unicorn. "Did you make a bargain with him?"

Trixie shook her head. "Atom saved my life. It was a long story..." She replied.

Atom smiled and pointed at the crystal again. "It can also open any locks, doors, and heal ponies." Then he narrowed his eyes a little. "But it is completely and utterly useless against anything that's made out of woods. So you have better chance against him." He pointed at Bastion standing near the cabin. "Than the Timberwolves."

Trixie nodded. "All right, no woods. Just magic, metals, rocks, and plastic. Just not woods."

Discord sighed in boredom and looked back at Atom. "All right Atom, do you have anything else to befriend me? Because these pointless talks are starting to get very boring."

Atom thought about it for a second and a brilliant idea appeared in his head. "Let's visit everypony else!" He exclaimed with an excited smile on his face. "Let's start with... Pinkie Pie!"

Discord and Pinkie Pie stared at each other in the eyes. An intense look of concentration and determination could be seen on their faces. The Pony took one step forward and the Draconequus followed her movement.

Twilight stepped between the two of them. She watched the Ponyville Citizens standing at the side of the street with a stern look on her face. "Citizens of Ponyville, today we are having a goof off event between Pinkie Pie and Discord." She pointed at four towers boxing the street around them. "For safety reasons, stay behind the invisible barrier. The Super Fillies will keep watch to make sure nopony crosses the barrier."

Suddenly, Atom appeared right beside Twilight. "One more thing." He said, looking at each one of the audience with a very serious expression on his face. "You are about to watch a Goof-Off between two of the most unexplained and confusing forces in all Equestria. Do not even try to think hard about anything they do. Do not try to explain how they're doing it." Then he looked at you. "That also implies to you too readers. This is a goof off between Pinkie Pie and Discord. Expect and accept anything okay?"

Then he looked at Trixie standing in front of everypony else. "Are you ready Trixie?"

Trixie nodded and her Crystal glows bright. "Trixie is ready!" She exclaimed in confidence.

Twilight nodded and looked at the contestants. "Ready when you are."

"Are you ready Pony?" Discord asked with a challenging look on his face.

"I was ready since I was born." Pinkie Pie replied.

"I was ready before your grandfather was born..." Discord retorted.

Twilight and Atom walked towards Trixie and the rest of the audience. Then their horn glows bright and a beacon of light shot out of her horn. "Start the Goof Off!!!" They exclaimed in a perfect sync.

Discord make the first move. An all that jazz music could be heard from all over the place. He snapped his fingers with the rhythm while walking towards the pony in a very confident fashion. With every snap of his fingers, another copy of him appeared beside him.

Pinkie Pie isn't gonna back down so easily. A hot air balloon floated down from the sky with another Pinkie Pie sitting inside it. They saluted at each other and the Pinkie Pie on the balloon blasted off a funky techno music from the balloon. Then the Pinkie Pie on the ground starts breakdancing. She twirled on the ground on her front hoof and her head, creating a cheer of amazement from the audience.

Unfettered, all twelve Discords snapped their fingers in a perfect sync. A huge stage appeared right behind them and they start doing a live dance performance. Some Discord became the backup dancer while the one in the middle starts doing moonwalk in the air. The audience cheered in amazement when one of the discord start spinning with one of his feet on the floor and one hand holding his fedora.

Suddenly, a huge pink statue made out of pink papers, ribbons, and glitters the shape of Pinkie Pie appeared out of thin air. It opened its mouth revealing Pinkie Pie standing behind a Party Cannon. 'BOOM' It shot out a huge birthday cake straight at Discord's live performance. 'Splat' The audience laughed at the sight of The Draconequus covered from head to toe with whip cream and frosting.

Discord snapped his fingers and the stage start turning into a huge wooden statue of himself. The statue opened its mouth and shot out a wave of hot chocolate at the Pinkie Pie statue, drenching it and destroyed it because it's made out of paper.

Pinkie Pie, standing amidst hot chocolate and drenched papers narrowed her eyes. She stomped her hoof once and the ground beneath her shook. 'ROOOAAAAR' A giant crocodile made entirely out of rock candy burst out of the ground and start assaulting the wooden Discord statue. It destroyed the statue by biting the Draconequus statue's feet and slammed it down to the ground.

Discord smirked and snapped his fingers. A flock of Stone Pigasus appeared out of thin air and start assaulting the Rock Candy Crocodile. The Pigasus's main attacks are mostly just body slam, while the Candy Crocodile's attack is snap randomly and hope for the best. They battled for a few minutes before the crocodile and the Pigasus shattered into a million pieces of rocks and candies.

"Not bad, Pinkie Pie..."

"Not so bad yourself, Discord..."

Another music appeared all around them and they both start nodding with the beat.

Discord walked towards Pinkie Pie and start singing with a smug look on his face. "Turn around mortal, this is the end! Thought you can defeat me, thought you had a chance! Don't make me laugh." He put one finger below Pinkie Pie's chin. "We both know you're no match for me."

Pinkie Pie narrowed her eyes and bright pink lights engulfed her. When the light dies down, Pinkie Pie turned into a very familiar creature. She stood on two feet and wore a bright pink dress. "But guys like you don't play by the rules." The Equestria Girl sang back while pushing Discord away from her. "And girls like me ain't easy to be played for fools, so let's go let the goof turned chaos." She smirked at the Draconequus. "Let's go Discord!"

Discord snapped his fingers and the ground below them turned into a dance floor. "Go ahead and show me what you're made of!" A Discord appeared behind Pinkie Pie and tripped her to the floor. "We both know which one of us is better!"

Pinkie Pie stood up and held Discord's eagle claw. "But being better doesn't mean you will win!" She twirled the draconian around and pushed him away to the barrier. "Especially during a goof off!"

Discord flew up and a flock of Pigasus appeared all around him. "Do you really think you can win against me?" The Pigasus flew towards Pinkie Pie. "A puny little mortal against a deity!" The pink girl jumped back and forth to dodge the oncoming waves of Pigasus.

Pinkie Pie looked up and stared at Discord with a determined look on her face. "But no matter what I will never give up." She jumped in the air and landed on a Pigasus. "Because I got Determination!!!" She rode the Pigasus like a rodeo and straight towards the Draconequus.

'BOOM' The Pigasus exploded into a shower of confetti and fireworks the second it made contact with the Draconequus. The audience watched in amazement as the duo gracefully landed on the ground with their hands holding each other. "This is Chaos within Harmony! Within Harmony! Within Harmony!" They both sang in a perfect sync.

The dance floor turned into ice and they both started ice skating together. "Within Harmony, Within Harmony, Within Harmony!" They both sang with a smile on their face.

Then they let go of each other. "This is where it stops, this is where it ends!" Discord snapped his fingers and columns of ice appeared around Pinkie Pie. It slowly formed and merged together into a huge ice monster. "If you want to defeat me, well too bad it won't happen."

Pinkie Pie watched as the ice monster coming straight towards her. "But no matter how much you gloat, I won't give up my attack!" She took out her Party Cannon and shot the ice monster with it. 'BOOM' A huge jaw breaker candy shot out of it, shattering the ice monster. "I am not just a pony, so don't underestimate me!"

Discord watched the oncoming jaw breaker and lazily snapped his fingers, turning it into cotton candy. "Well then go ahead and show me what you're made of." He snapped his fingers again and the ice floor turned into checkered floor. "We all know who the real winner is." A trophy appeared on his hand and he held it out in front of her mockingly.

Pinkie narrowed her eyes and ran towards the Draconequus. "Don't you forget that the match isn't over!" She jumped up high and somehow carried her cannon in midair. "So don't go crying when you get dunked on!" 'BOOM' She shot the cannon and the Draconequus was forced to drop the trophy.

Discord narrowed his eyes at the sight of Pinkie Pie holding his trophy with a victorious smirk on her face. "I know you have the power of the toon force!" He snapped his fingers and a Pigasus appeared below him. "But what makes you even think you had a chance?" He charged at Pinkie Pie with a jousting staff.

The Rock Candy Alligator burst out of the ground below her. "Cause I am Pinkie Pie!" She rode the Alligator and charged at the Pigasus with a candy cane in her hands. "The Element of Laughter." She raised her candy cane up and jumped off of the Alligator. "We are the one in the same..." She whispered the last part.

'BOOM' They clashed with each other, sending fireworks into the sky and candy particles all around them. "We are Chaos within Harmony! Within Harmony! Within Harmony!" They jumped off their animals and let go of their weapons. Then they smiled and held each other's hand. "Within Harmony! Within Harmony! Within Harmony!"

In a flash of pink lights Pinkie Pie turned back into a Pony. "Within Harmony, within harmony, within harmony..." They both sang in a much lower tone. "But I'm stronger than you." They added before finishing off the battle with another wave of Fireworks. It exploded into the sky and formed into an image of Discord Floating in the Sky with Three Balloons in his hands.

With that, the Goof Off is over and Trixie bring down the magic barrier. The Citizens of Ponyville exploded into cheers and shouts of amazement at the sheer awesomeness of their performance. They wasted no time rushing towards the Pony and The Draconequus, begging them to repeat their amazing performance.

"I honestly thought they were going to have an epic rap battle." Atom commented. "But I guess you can't predict utter and complete chaos." He looked beside him and saw Twilight looking at him with a smile on her face. "What?" Atom asked.

Twilight sighed and walked closer towards him. "I'm sorry if I ever doubted you..." She said. "I think we are only a few steps away from making Discord into our best friend." She added. "What's your next plan?"

Atom looked up and realized that the day is almost over. "How about a tea party outside Fluttershy's cabin?" He asked her. "I think it's a bit too much chaos for today..."

The Main Six plus Trixie, Atom, and Discord sat on top of a fluffy blanket in the middle of a grassy field. They all have a smile on their faces as they talked about the events that just transpired. From Trixie's new powers to the Unforgettable Goof-Off between Discord and Pinkie Pie.

"I still don't get how you can turn into a human." Rainbow Dash said. "I mean, did you asked a changeling to replace you? Or maybe your first clone?" She asked. "And if you can actually turn into a human, can you do it now?"

Pinkie Pie shook her head. "I did not use a clone silly." She turned into her Equestria Girl form in a blink of an eye. "I just did that!" She exclaimed with an innocent look on her face. "What? I thought everypony can do that." She asked after noticing the look of shock and disbelief in everypony's faces.

"Remember, don't think about it." Atom reminded and the others just nodded in agreement. "But seriously though why do you reveal it now and not years ago? When did you get this ability anyway?" He asked her.

Pinkie Pie rubbed her chin with her human fingers for a moment. "Well... I've never seen a human before and I think it's weird to turn into one." She muttered. "But then I realized that the only way for me to keep up with Discord is by having fingers! That way, I can also snap my fingers and make stuff happens, like this!" She snapped her fingers and another Pinkie Pie in her pony form appeared right next to her. "See?" They both said in a perfect sync.

Everypony else could do nothing but to just nod in acceptance. "Can you... manipulate reality? Like Discord did?" Atom asked in curiosity.

Pinkie Pie shook her head. "I can't manipulate reality silly. I just make things appear or do things." She snapped her fingers and a little crocodile appeared right beside her. "Gummy!" She exclaimed, giving the crocodile a human hug.

Atom sighed and looked at Discord. "What do you think D? Toon Force?" He asked the element of disharmony.

Discord took a closer look at Pinkie Pie. "Yes, not on my level but toon force nonetheless." He narrowed his eyes and a magnifying glass appeared on his hand. "Hmm, her power is limited by her bounds." He muttered. "She can make herself appear randomly out of random objects, make objects appear with a thought, and defy the rules of physics." He snapped his fingers and Pinkie Pie turned back into a pony. "Yet she cannot manipulate reality itself."

Twilight looked at Pinkie Pie for a moment and sighed. "Just when I thought you couldn't get any weirder..." She muttered. "And why didn't you use your power when we fought Discord for the first time?" She asked.

Pinkie Pie shook her head. "I've never seen a human before and I don't want to ruin the plot line." She replied easily. "Besides, I don't think my power is enough to defeat Discord." She added.

Suddenly, Trixie's crystal turned bright but nothing happens. "That's odd... I can't dispel that Pinkie Clone. Trixie thought she can dispel any magic." She said in confusion.

Atom nodded at her. "It's true that you can dispel any magic." Then he pointed at Pinkie Pie. "But that is not magic. That is Toon Force, a completely different thing." Then he looked at Discord. "Say, don't you have the power of Toon Force to?" He asked the Draconequus.

Discord shook his head. "No, I used my chaotic magic to replicate that power." Then he narrowed his eyes. "But don't you think we've already exhausted this chapter? Perhaps it's time for us to put an end to all this."

Atom nodded in agreement. "You're right, so what do you say?" He held out his hooves at the Draconequus. "Friend or Foe?" He asked with a welcoming smile on his face.

Discord sighed and take his hoof. "Friend, definitely friend." He said, causing the whole cast to cheer in happiness. Then he looked at Fluttershy with a small smile on his face. He suddenly appeared right beside the Pegasus and sat right next to her. "Well mostly you, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie."

"But in the next chapter I want to hang out with Fluttershy." Discord added. "Then we can start the Crystal Empire Special."

Atom nodded in agreement. "How about we combine Crystal Empire Special and the Princess Twilight Sparkle? I mean, with Chrysalis and you on our side, we are running short of actual threat." He looked at his friends staring at him in confusion. "Don't think about it."

Discord just shrugged. "Well don't you think we're exhausting this chapter?" He looked around him. "I think it's time for us to end this." He added.

Atom just smirked. "This chapter ended three paragraphs ago!" He exclaimed. Then he looked at the readers. "By the way, here's the lyrics if you're interested." His horn glows bright and he slammed a few sentences through the fourth wall. "Yes, it is a parody of 'Stronger than You' from Steven Universe."

Oh and here's the sentences Atom slammed through the fourth wall. The bold letters are Discord's line, The italic letters are Pinkie's line, and the bold italic letters are sang together.

Oh and let me know what you think about the song!