//------------------------------// // EVIL- // Story: Language barrier // by A_Pony_Name //------------------------------// Trixie I woke up, sighed, and started praying to the one who sent me the creature. Thank you, you have sent me the one thing I have needed my life, HOPE. When I got out of bed, and went to see the creature. It had tears in its eyes. I sighed for the second time in five minutes and woke up Firth. "Trixie needs you to cook a meal for yourself and it," I said gesturing to the beast lying down on the undersized mattress. Jack I woke up to the sound of a door opening and closing, then saw the 'Trixie' checking out my eyes. She (or he) then walked up to the bird and said a few words and left. The bird got up and without saying anything left as well. I looked around for anything that could help me leave. I tried the door, but it was locked. The walls were made of wood, but when touched let out a blue aura. "freaky," I muttered. I sat back down and waited for 'Firth'. When the bird came back, he was holding a plate that had a food that looked like pancakes. Firth gave me one plate and sat down on the other mattress with his (or hers). The first bite that I took was strange, it tasted like whole grain pancakes but zesty. We ate the pancakes in silence then Firth said, "Jace?" "Jack" I responded pointing at myself. "Jak?" Firth said pointing at me again. "yes, Jack" pointing toward myself. "Yass Jack?" it said with a crooked head, I shook my head and said "Jack." Today is going to be a long day. Celestia "Hello Spec," I said in a tender tone. Pinkie had found Spec smuggling blueprints for very technologically advanced weapons into Saddle Arabia. I looked directly into his eyes and smiled a maniacal smile. "You thought you could turn your back on the crown?" I magicked him onto a chair and tied him down. Then leaning down, mouth almost touching his ear, I whispered, "Here is your reward" Then quickly sliced off his ear, blood splattering on my face. "How could you," he said to me, tears running down his face. "YOU EVIL PIECE OF SHIT!" I stuffed a gag in his mouth. Shifting into a motherly tone again, I said,"You need to be quiet young one," holding the knife in front of his face, continued saying "you wouldn't want another Boo-Boo, would you?" He started yelling into the mask for help but was greeted with silence. "Have you ever heard the quote, 'No pony can hear you scream?" His eyes widened in fear. I laughed madly and cut off the other one, saying the same line, "Here is your reward." I then made a cut of the royal seal on his forehead. He screamed, an ungodly scream. When he finished with his outburst, I yelled, "I CLAIM THIS AS PROPERTY OF EQUESTRIA. FURTHERMORE REVOKING THE RIGHTS IT HAD." Leaving him to whimper in pain, I got up a walked to my quarters. Spec Ops I sat, quivering with fear as she yelled her spiel. When she was finished, she locked the cell and continued onward. Leaving me to sit in silence. I was beginning to lose all hope, and accept defeat but I heard the guard to my right say something. "I know how you feel, I was in your place before." I looked up, confused at what he was saying. He then looked me dead in the eye and asked me how willing I was to get out of there.... I swear I say a flash of green in his eyes. Celestia That felt good! I took a bath and got into my nightgown. When I rested my head on the pillow, I remembered about Pinkie. I teleported over to my desk and began writing. Pinkie Pie "Alright girls, it's time for bed now. We have all had long days." Twilight said, while everyone else was already curling up on their respective beds. "Maybe a very long day, for most of us." She chuckled. That day, Celestial sent us to the Griffonian borders, looking for crimes against Equestria. When we got their, there was a lot of talk about 'The Great and Powerful Trixie' and her project. Although none of us had known what her project could have been, we sent the princess a letter about it. I layer down on the bed a almost closed my eyes when- I got the feeling. Oh no, Celestia is asking for Pinkamena again. I quickly excused myself to the bathroom then caught the falling letter. Pinkamena I stared at the letter and grimaced. This body was already tired enough from Pinkie using it, but it is also 12 am. For the princess, I reminded myself. I was to find this centaur and report about him, but no killing. Unusual, but who am I to judge. Coordinates were attached to the note. It was around the courthouse, but no exact location. I spent the night breaking into pony and griffin houses alike, until I decided I would go for the courthouse itself. 3:00, I approached the door and using Pinkie-physics, pushed myself through the lock. Now that I was inside, I walked down the corridors. Finding nothing, I went the other way. Finding nothing again, made me suspicious, I walked into each room carefully and when turning the corner into the last room, I noticed monitors. Those cost thousands of bits, no pony here could afford 1, let alone 10. The money wasn't adding up, something must be goin- I was interrupted by an opening door, and a shuffling of hooves. "Why hello Mrs. Pinkamena, how are you." Said an all to familiar voice. "You doing well, because I hope so." Definitely know the voice. "Who goes there?!" I said, searching for a way out, when he relieved himself. "Oh," he said in a mocking voice, "does Pinkie Winkie not remember me?" Before I could open my maw, he whispered something inaudible. A flaring pain went up my spine and I was magically locked, incapable of using my Pinkie magic. SHIT. The last thing that went through my mind was... Sharp Cheddar.