Far East Sub Continent.
1488 years before season 1.
Rainbow Dash was about to investigate the base of the extraterrestrial aliens, but she greatly underestimated her own resourcefulness and their response time. Rainbow tossed crystal disintegration grenade toward nearby Dalek, those trash cans called themselves Daleks. Doesn’t matter what they called themselves if their circuits are fried and they are dead. Crystal disintegration grenade did its job and Dalek has been blown away.
“Hey, I have a lot more of this,” Rainbow was holding onto the plasma torch lighter. “So, I suggest you back off”This was all a bluff obviously lithium ion batteries wasn’t that great at going boom, but they didn’t know that. Please buy this bluff.
The first Dalek who was in front of her said: “The technicolor equine is bluffing, please submit or be exterminated!” Now that was just insulting, Rainbow was about to respond but...
“Hey now, there is no need to fight.” said the old earth pony in a black suit and black be sunglasses.he did wear an electric guitar. This wasn’t perfect, but Rainbow was desperate for everything at this point. “Now then what do we have here, bucking Daleks on this bucking planet of toyetic toys rejects! And you!”
“Me?!” Rainbow shouted surprised, whatever happens at this point she wasn’t responsible, she just needs it to get away.
“Yes, you! You homosexual parade reject!”
“Oh, it’s on!” Rainbow shouted, she quickly dashed to him and smashed his guitar to his face “I am bisexual you prick!”
“I am sure you let everyone know about every time you sleep with them!” he replied sarcastically. Rainbow Dash did the only thing she could, she took her right hoof and punched the pony hard in a jaw. She then knocked him out cold, grabbed him, and pressed the emergency wink out beacon on her umbrella.
“What the buck just happen?” said the lead Dalek “Hey where did they go? Are you bucking kidding me!”
Meanwhile in the TARDIS.
“Well, that could have gone better!” said Rainbow. “Now then what I am going to do with you?” Rainbow adjusted the sensitivity of her cat ears and listened to the bit of the two hearts in another pony chest. “Of course!” She then found out the pen shaped object with the glowing blue crystal on top of it. “Oh this just great, does he compensates about something?”
This time she had been prepared, she adjusted the sensitivity of her cat ears, and put the stick to the pony head “Wakey wakey! Wake up you son of a bitch!” Then she smacked it to his head “That’s for leaving me twelve years ago.
“Ahh! Buck! That hurt!” he yelled. " Who the hell are you?”
“Oh, that’s rich!” You don’t even recognize me!
“Should I?” he asked.
“Twelve years ago, Crystal Empire, dark alley, ring any bells? You know I’ve should have left you to the arctic wolves!”
“Okay, so if that’s why you robbed me?”
“Robbed you! You mean this outfit?” Rainbow Dash asked. “This was given to me by that blue box.”
“Blue box? You mean she?”
“Yep, at least she has manners.”
Doctor Whooves sighed “You owe me a new guitar!”
“Yeah sure, I’ll give it to you in twelve years.”
“What were you doing there?” Doctor asked.
“Me? I was doing my job, " replied Rainbow.
“The number one rule of the Starfleet is to exterminate all of the illegal extraterrestrial settlements. Believe me, it’s not a prejudice thing, they just happen to be extremely hostile.”
“Star Fleet? You are saying you are a soldier?”
“Yep, I always wanted to be a Shadowbolt. Wait do you have a problem with soldiers? Rainbow frowned. “You know what? This is getting a boring old man. I’ll be going, and maybe I’ll drop the nuke on them or something. You are free to join me, or not. Whatever I don’t care.”Rainbow Dash flicked her hoof on the umbrella, and with the flash disappeared.
“Oh laugh it up Missy, I know you want to.”
The doctor said with annoyance. The room filled with laughter. The figure exited from the shadows.
“What a fantastic fan you’ve got there, “Missy said. “And she is, even more, edgier than you and me, I mean drop a nuke on a Daleks.”
“I won’t be surprised if she actually would do it. And that’s why we need to stop her.”
“We? You can’t be serious.”
“Yes, I am! You are the one begging me not to be executed, so stop complaining and take the wheel of the TARDIS. Or you know, you could just pretend to drive it. It’s no secret that she is doing what she wants.”
Missy went to the console, “You know she kind of right, you’ve changed Doctor.”
“Just...”
“Yeah, yeah, pressing the buttons.”
The pub somewhere in the middle of Far East.
“Hit me another round,” Rainbow Dash said while she downed another glass.
“If you are sure,” said bartender and put another drink.
“Yeah okay, I guess that’s enough. You don’t happen to accept crystal bits do you?”
“Yeah, crystal bits should be fine,” he agreed. “You are from the Crystal Empire?”
Rainbow Dash nodded “I am, born and raised there. This is just a job gig.”
“A job gig?”Bartender asked
“I thought it would be kind of cool if I dressed like that and went to whenever the wind takes me. Turns out I’ll still need to get a job to do. I need to squash some parasites.”
“Dressed like what?”
“Oh right, I do have that costume, but I am not wearing it right now. So it doesn’t matter right now.”
“You know they can be useful.”
“Who, you mean parasites? Well, not this kind. My name is Rainbow Dash, what’s yours?” Rainbow put the glass on the counter.
“Oh, my name is Sombra,” the bartender replied.
“Sombra it’s a good name, I like it. Hey, I have an idea, would you like to join me for some fun.” Rainbow Dash put her best seductive smile, it would seem to be working.
“Sure. Let’s just go into a private room upstairs.” With that, they both went upstairs and about an hour later they both went downstairs.
“Well, Sombra I’ll be seeing you around.” Rainbow Dash said and exited pub.
“If worse come to worse I would need to call the Calvary, after that she can drop all the nukes she wants, but for now I need to prepare.”
She took her umbrella and disassembled, she got rid of the material that covered it and installed the new deflector panels. She then attached the particle accelerator to the umbrella, transforming the plasma disruptor into the shotgun. She switched to the new more powerful battery pack. Satisfied with her work she cooked the particle accelerator side to side and pushed the trigger. The umbrella fired a bright green flash of energy and with the fresh smell of ozone incinerated the target, a thick twenty-inch block of metal. Multicolored shield panels had been slowly rotating with a buzzing noise. With that Rainbow Dash went to the war.