//------------------------------// // Chapter 6 // Story: The Gala to Remember // by RDDash //------------------------------// Ponyville Library. September 28th,11:15 am. Today Twilight Sparkle woke up early in the morning. Just recently she went to bookstore and there she found Rainbow Dash browsing the latest catalog of recent publishers. Interesting! she thought. Library resources was freely available, and yet Rainbow Dash wanted to go to the book store. Could that mean that Rainbow Dash is a collector? It would be quite a lot of fun to figure out what she actually liked to read. But for now Twilight Sparkle need to be in the present. "Right then what I am going to do today?" She wondered out loud. "Oh right today is Pinkie Pie's birthday." "Oh hello Twilight, good morning", said Pinkie Pie. "Oh, good morning to you too Pinkie, I thought I will do it early today and just say it right now. Happy birthday to you Pinkie Pie!" "Thank you very much Twilight for remembering about it," said Pinkie Pie with tears in her eyes. "I don't know what would I would of done if I thought you would ignore me or something like that. Probably would of become extremely paranoid and would of like tried to force all of you to go into another party for Gummy the gator." "But Pinkie how would we prepared the party for your birthday, if we would of go on one of your gator patties, which are don't get me wrong they are great. But they are kind of your plea for loneliness. I don't know if this is kind of right idea." "Pretty much, yeah. Thank you for understanding me, Twilight." "Alright then with that she checked Eliminate this week episode conflict check mark. Alright Pinkie, I guess I have no other choice but to make sure the party would be ready sometime after 7:00 pm. Meanwhile would you please make sure that our dear friend would get a chance to pass by Sweet Apple Acres around that time...Wink wink, nudge nudge." Pinkie Pie grinned. "Oh, oh okay, I'll make sure to do that. Any news about your brother?" "What about him? Twilight asked innocently. "About him and Princess Cadence?" said Pinkie "Well, she is not my Princess and I didn't vote for her." "You can't vote for a Princess silly, we live in a dictatorship," reminded her Pinkie. "Damn it, well then I'll go into another world, surely there is another copy of me living there in another world. Wink wink, nudge nudge." "Well you will, but you can only do it after season four and only after you can be called a Princess yourself," explained Pinkie. "Season four, but that like three more years. I can't wait that long! What can I do to skip all that nonsense, time travel?" "Not yet, that will be in season two." "Will I'll go back to the future?". asked Twilight. "Well no, you will travel one week into the past for a few minutes, " explained Pinkie "What? no! Why would I do that? Wait, no, don't answer that question. Will I'll do it again?" "Yep, in season five." "And?..." "Oh sorry, I am afraid you would be traveling to the past again. Only this time you will be stopping insane communist unicorn by the name of Starlight Glimmer from trying to change the future about five times," Pinkie Pie gasped. "Meanwhile Rainbow Dash and Starlight Glimmer from the future, they both are by the way, would try to stop your evil mirror pool clone. By using stolen TARDIS, and a broken horn of King Sombra, he didn't die by the way, our little Dashie would then trap your evil clone in the dimensional bubble wrap. Where then your evil clone would die, which would then result in a dimensional bubble wrap to implode by itself, which would then warp it way back into the far future." Pinkie Pie let go of the breath she was holding. "Wait what? How did you know all of that?" "Author told me, he said that I should tell readers all of that." "What readers?" Twilght asked Pinkie Pie. "We are not alone here, other ponies watching us Twilight," whispered Pinkie. "Well let them watch I have nothing to hide," said Twilight. "Wait, what is it about King Sombra?" "Oh that was just, after failed coup of recapturing Crystal Empire, he and our little Dashie, and Scootaloo, would retire into his homeland in a Far East." "But you just said that Starlight and Rainbow would time travel into the past to stop evil me!'" said Twilight. "I did? Of course I did! Because of time bubble wrap explosion there are now two of the Rainbow Dash, one who went into Far East and another one who lives with us, or should I say going to live with us. Now that I think about it there are two Scootaloos as well." "I am confused now, that doesn't make any sense." "Time travel never does Twilight," said Pinkie. "I mean there are, you know what, I lost count of, how way too many movies are about killer robots using time travel to kill that one pony who would lead a rebellion against killer robots." "That sounds like a very terrible movie franchise, like something I would make." "It's kind of is, but it's an action movie, and ponies will just pay the money to see the brand. Just ask Mareval?" "Anyway you mention it something about Fluttershy becoming a vampire bat pony, and you said it's going to be permanent. By a vampire you mean like in those Larson forsaken books about sparkling vampires? "Larson," Pinkie Pie snickered, Larson was the second best Demi Alicorn in Equestrian Kingdoms. The first place is given to the Demi Alicorn Lauren Faust, but that completely different story. "Of course not, you silly, she is the real bucking vampire. Pardon my Prench." " Je ne crois pas que ce soit en français Pinkie, pourquoi est-ce que j'ai retrouvé le Stargate?"* "To rescue stolen element of Harmony, which is also your crown." "Pinkie, c'est ridicule, nous n'avons pas d'éléments d'harmonie. D'ailleurs, même si nous l'avons fait, ce ne sont que des déchets inutiles qui n'ont rien fait. Comme vous m'avez dit que la magie était à l'intérieur de nous tout au long."** Sweet Apple Acres, 7:00 pm. "We are all happy that you could make it Pinkie Pie", said Twilight Sparkle. "I will never miss it for the world Twilight," Pinkie's eyes watered. "Thank you Twilight, thank you everyone." "Happy birthday Pinkie Pie! Happy birthday to you!" all six of them plus Spike with Cutie Mark Crusaders said at the same time. Meanwhile on the EQG planet. "Dean Cadence, did you just said that you and my brother are engaged?" asked human Twilight Sparkle. "Yes, is something wrong Twilight?" "It's nothing Dean Cadence, I am just happy you aren't a Princess. Thank you Larson!"