"WAKE UP!" The unicorn repeatedly slaps the old earth pony around senselessly, his eyes darting around the room. He quickly looks out the window seeing most of the apple family gathering around, and at 5 in the morning?! " What's with these hicks and doing everything so early?!" The unicorn scratch at his mane wildly, he had one job! Watch an old lady and make sure she took her meds while they got everyone and everything set up! Rahzzy looks over to Granny Smith, who lay there unmoving, cold, and reeking! "At least foals cry when i leave them out at night. Old waste of space..." No. forget about that...
What if Applebloom sees the body first? Will he get blamed for it? Not that he cares if that kid get tramatized, but where's the benefit in all of this? He ponders as he start to wrap Granny smith in the covers quickly "Okay Granny Smith, sorry about this, I mean I'm kind of glad you died. You were becomeing an old waste of space after all!" Rahzzy said to the body, which was reeking of death. Then came the idea, what if he just hide the body until the family reunion is over with? If everyone got to enjoy there hick thing, and they find the corpse some other time, maybe i'll get rewarded for saving the family reunion? Eh it's worth a try.
" Granny smith? Are you up?" Applejack voice echos past the door as it start to creak open. Rahzzy quickly picked up the wrapped smith and threw her on the floor. He then tried to push her under the bed. In AJ's view was a fidgeting unicorn who quickly waved over to her.
" Morning AJ! What's up?" Rahzzy smiled and played it cool as he made sure to keep eye contact with her. He didn't know if she could read a lie through the eyes.
"Rahzzy? What're you doing here? And where's Granny Smith?" She asked as she look around the room. Did she miss Smith on her way up to find her?
"Oh she when't to the outhouse, I was just checking out the view from the window" Rahzzy pointed it out and walked back to it, not before giving smith one last good kicking. AJ walk over to the unicorn suprised to see him in her Gran's room.
"Well this is out of the ordinary, I didn't think you the type to be an early bird." She looked over to Rahzzy questionably.
" Well you know I'm a baby sitter after all. It's all part of the job to make sure they don't get there hooves on anything and hurt themselves!" He hope to sound at lest covincing, Granny Smith is old, so that's no different then baby sitting right?
"You sure? I just came from the outhouse and I didn't see her on the way there." In the mist of getting ready to question Rahzzy on why's he's in Smith room, CRASH! A flying pear came smashing thew the window.
"OH WHAT?! WHY?!" Rahzzy already jumpy as it is. looking to the window that was smashed. Applejack quickly ran over to the window and looks out of it seeing a mare with green mane and paper taped over where the cutie mark would be...
"DAMN IT CARROT TOP I KNOW THAT'S YOU! " AJ screams out at the running mare. "Don't think dying your mane hides your face!!" Applejack stomps her hoof on the floor in anger as she start to make her way out the room. "Great!"
"What was that about and the pear thing?" the unicorn asked, not knowing about the pear and its origin.
" I don't know, tryin' to start a turf war with out getting in the mix. Last year she used her carrots on me and i had to g--""
" SHE FUCKED YOU, WITH CARROTS!? " Rahzzy shouted unnecessarily loud as the other ponys out side looks up to the broken window. AJ just give Rahzzy a disgusted look from the wild assumption.
"If you don't interrupt me again, she SHOT me with carrots and I had to get surgery..." She shook her head. The more time she wastes with his nonsense the less she'll have a chance catching carrot top. "Anyway can you go find Smith and tell her we're waiting for her! She said she had a surprise for us this year with some findings!" leaving it at that as she quickly ran out of the room in a hurry. Rahzzy was alone again, and would pull granny smith out from under the bed. She felt way more gross then before, part of her felt like jelly. He moved the blanket off of Granny Smith and from the looks of it, had broken her rib and foreleg when he was stomping her into hiding.
" Whoops... ahah.. m..my bad?" well, it's just damaged old lump of meat now. However, this did give him a great idea! If she's boneless, that would make her more flexible right? Meaning she might be more easier to hide! Maybe he can hide her in the apple acres, least until everyone have there family's reunion. But the fly's where starting to gather, and the smell was getting stronger "Nasty.. Eh. whatever makes the job easier" he thought. Once's he made sure granny smith was fully covered up, he raise his fore legs and start to stomp her out. Her old bones coudn't take the force the stallion was putting into his power stomps. There was loud cracking, Pops, and squishy noise's, he cringed from every sound. Thanks goodness she was already gone! But let's put in some more effort. His horn glows bright as he picks up the beaten and blood stand covers. He start to beat it into the wall. the floor. And the chilling before dropping it down on the floor with as much force he can manage. At this point it looked more like a cover holding Garbage at this point. He smile to himself feeling proud of his work so far.
"Uhh..Rahzzy? what are you doing..?" asked the small filly who walked in the room of a unicorn madly beating a closed cover like a bag filled with kittens. He turns to face Applebloom who was most confused at this strange display.