For Princess Celestia it was a fairly normal day, albeit a rather stressful one the nobles were as always being stuck up and demanding more and more of her time the paperwork was pilling up and she had received 8 friendship letters that day alone and as such she was oh so very close to just setting a good portion of the little blue and green ball that she called home on fire just so for once she could have a day off. When suddenly from down the hall she hears an odd sound...
"******GUSTAV!!!!!!!!!******"
Hearing this her ears perked up and she suddenly realized that this was coming from down the hall where the throne room was. This caused her to pick up the pace slightly as she had left some of the more aggravating nobles there under the guise of just popping out to do something while leaving them there for the remainder of the day while letting Luna deal with the aftermath of it when the night court finally rolls around. As she rounded the corner much to her surprise she could not see the nobles anymore or the rest of that general area for that matter. All she could see is A very very large tub and a man covered in bubbles playing with two rubber ducks.
Luckily the thrones were spared as she would need them for the next bit. Walking up to the throne she then proceeds to sit on it ( you know as you do..) and begins a chain of events that would make her day go from very long to very very very long and insane...
It was at this point that Glorious leader Stalin realized that he was not alone and as he suddenly swiveled his head to see the new face in the room much to his dismay his perfect bubble recreation of Comrade Marx's beard on his face took this moment to disintegrate upon his face...
"BY MARX'S GLORIOUS FACIAL HAIR WHAT IS THAT"
"* Startled rubber ducky noises*"
Celestia was beginning to realize her grave mistake in not just leaving this problem for Luna or even better just get her 'faithful student' and the friendship squad/rainbow laser crew to deal with this as she usually did.
"Sir, if you would just calm down I am sure we can resolve this quickly and with great haste"
"BY LENIN'S GOATEE, IT SPEAKS!!!"
"*rubber duck fainting*"
"*Horrified rubber duck noises*"
Celestia decided at this point that if she was going to deal with this thing she would need something a bit stronger then tea. and as such brought out the 1.5-liter whiskey flask ( there were some perks for being royalty).
" BY GORBACHEV'S BIRTHMARK IT CAN MOVE THINGS WITH ITS MIND"
"*awed rubber duck noises*"
"please sir calm down I have had a long day am developing a migraine and do not have the mental capability to deal with you screaming in my ME-DAMNED THRONE-ROOM!"
"BY MAO'S SUIT THE HORSE DAEMON IS A TZAR"
"*disgruntled rubber duck noises*"
Now there are many things that Celestia has been forced to deal with in her long stint as ruler of Equestria, she has had to deal with in no particular order her revenge driven sister, loophole sniffing lawyers from Tartarus, a creature who was the ennoblement of satin, no less then three diets, and Discord's discord. But 2 rubber ducks and their mustachioed communist leader was not one that she was prepared for or wanted to deal with at the moment... so she did what any reasonable leader would do she promptly got up, walked out of the room and chugged the rest of the whiskey...