//------------------------------// // Ponyville }:) // Story: tAVROS and GaMzEe go to Ponyville // by TwilightTK //------------------------------// "uH,,," groaned Tavros as he awoke from his drunken sleep. "wHAT THE HELL DID GAMZEE AND I DO LAST NIGHT,,," he asked himself. He looked down to see he had a new pair of legs. Robot legs. His wheelchair was missing. So was Gamzee's hive. Gamzee was still asleep, right next to him though. They were in some sort of clearing, bright, nothing like Alternia. Almost like a park. "uH, gAMZEE, wAKE UP,,," Tavros commanded his friend as he shook him. Gamzee awoke with a yawn, "WhAt'S uP, bRo? WhOa, WhErE tHe MoThErFuCk ArE wE? wHy ThE fUcK dO yOu hAvE lEgS?" asked the clown. "i DON'T KNOW EITHER," Tavros stated. Both of them got up and started walking around, finally coming up to a sign that said, Ponyville Park. "PoNyViLlE? IsN't ThAt FrOm OnE oF eQuIuS' sHoWs? AbOuT tHe PoNiEs?" asked Gamzee. Tavros reminded him, "gAMZEE, rEMEMBER 'aSK gAMZEE 6' wHEN YOU MET ALL THE COLORFUL PONIES?" "Oh... YeAh... ThAn LeT's Go!" he said as he walked towards the main town. Tavros followed him. Since the two trolls were obviously not ponies, they were getting weird looks all through town, some of fright, some of confusion, some of attraction. Lyra Heartstrings, who was obsessed with hands, immediately took notice of Tavros and Gamzee. "Hey! You got... hands!" Frightened, Tavros backed away as Gamzee said, "YoU dOn'T sAy?" Tavros and Gamzee continued their way until they saw a large tree with windows and doors, Twilight's house, or the Ponyville library. He knocks on the door, adding his honks, "HoNk! HoNk!" Twilight answered the door, "Oh, sorry, this is a library. You don't have to kno..." Twilight faded out, "Mr. Alien?" she asked, remembering her early experience. "So, uh, how did you two get here, exactly?" asked Twilight, after sipping from her tea that Spike made. "wELL, uH, tHAT'S THE THING, wE JUST WOKE UP AND WE WERE HERE,,," stated Tavros, also taking a chug of tea. "YeAh, AnD nOt To Be MoThErFuCkInG rUdE oR aNyThInG, dO yOu HaVe AnY fAyGo?" asked Gamzee, not digging the tea to well. "Um, Faygo... I'm not sure what that is, but I bet there's some at the market, though." said an unsure Twilight, never hearing the soda before. With this advice, Gamzee got up and left, trying to get his sweet elixir. Tavros and Twilight continued their conversation.