Language barrier

by A_Pony_Name


Divine intervention-


Pinkamena

I let out a small chuckle before getting to business. I walked up to the safe that said, ONLY FOR PINKAMENA, it was covered in confetti, obviously that brat Pinkie Pie trying to get into my safe with her lame party cannon. Hey I heard that. As I was thinking, that brat stole so much from me, my composure, my body, and my only family. Yet she still calls me a "disorder." Anyway, enough venting, more progress.

I opened the safe and pull out the paper work. It was files and files of unholy things done for the crown. I looked at my first assignment I had ever gotten.

Cheese Sandwich,


Royal Operative gone rogue

once a spy for the crown then started selling secrets to the nation of Gryphonia. Being charged with treason of the highest order.

Interrogate, then assassinate target, no witnesses.

Ah, I remember what happened to him.


Pinkamena

I looked at the note one last time before I headed out.

Damn, Pinkie Pie is going to be sad after I do this. But this is my test.

I prepared the interrogation room and went into pinkies room, got into stockings, and wrote a letter.

HEy CHeESY wHEEsY,

coMe ovEr toNite so We can get to knOW eaChOther BeTter.

I dipped the terrible, yet pinkie-like letter into dragon fire, and waited. i rehearsed the situation in my head, he would come in, i would seduce him, then get him with a sleeping potion. Then i would start to interrogate hi-. DING DONG.

When I went up to the door, opened it and then in a sultry tone said, "hey cheese, I need you to come up to my room for a project I've been working on" I winked, "do you mind?" I bat my eyelashes and then walked up the stairs. When I got up the stairs, I readied the sleeping potion and the chair. Is this really what I want? Pinkie Pie will be so sad, do I really need this? "Of course I do", I said to myself. Still nervous about the whole thing.

When he got to my room, I started shivering, I need to do this. he then told me, "You don't look to good Pinkie, your shaking like a nervous wreck!" Then added in a hushed tone, "more so than usual at least."

I knew I had to do it, but Pinkie was crying in the back of my brain, You don't understand Pinkamena, he is my world, do you not understand?!

She pushed against my control but I pushed back. "No," I said through clenched teeth.

"What was that," he said getting into the bed.

"NO!" I screamed, lunging at him. I pinned him to the ground and poured the liquid down his throat.

When he saw what it was that I put down his throat, his eyes bulged.

"Hello Cheese Sandwich , how is 'retirement'?" I said with as flat of a face I could, pushing pinkie completely out of our head.

"P-p-p-pinkie?" He said, drowsiness evident in his voice.

"Oh no, your dealing with Pinkamena now." Now under full control.

"Then your dea-", he yawns, "ing with Sharp Cheddar." His coat turned a darker shade of orange and his cutie mark turned into an arrow of cheese.

He slowly nodded off to sleep and I got him into the chair.

Just as he started to wake up, I- TAP-TAP-TAP

Rainbow Dash

"What is taking Pinkie so long?!" I thought to aloud, "She isn't acting herself."

I took a second Before thinking, WHAT IF SHE IS IN TROUBLE AND NEEDS MY HELP!

"Don't worry Pinkie, I'm coming to save you." I mumbled under my breath.

I flew right at the door, trying to kick it down, but just landed with a hurt leg. Hurt leg and ego aside, I flew up to all the windows and found pinkie just staring at a piece of paper. TAP-TAP-TAP I tapped on the window to get her attention but she just waved and closed the curtains.

Well if she isn't in trouble now, I'll keep guard to make sure no one disturbs her.

I stood like a statue in front of sugar cube corner.


Jack

I woke up and had the worst headache of my life, it felt like I had just been run over by a truck. five more minutes please. but then yesterday's events washed over me. Fuck fuck fuck, WERE AM I!

I jerked my eyes open, and was greeted with a headache of lights and colors, I tried to move my arms and legs, but they were bound by pieces of clothing. As I scanned the area as keenly as I could, I noticed a huge bird right above me, watching my every move. I was in a large barn-like room. I tried to call out for someone but when I tried to speak, I noticed a gag that was placed in my mouth.

I really started to freak out when I noticed, but to top it all off, the bird let out a terrifying SQUAW and dove straight to the ground in front of me. I started to hyperventilate out of my nose, when it started screeching at me in an ungodly speed. Then it reached for my head.


Firth

I dove down to the things position and started talking, "Hello..." when it didn't say anything, I realized that it still had the gag on. "I am sorry, let me get that thing off of you," I reached for the gag and tore it off. It was had its eyes closed so I tapped it on the shoulder. "Are you ok, I know us griffins are scary, but I will be nice." I said genuinely.

It started to scream, so I put the gag back on and had trixie put another sleep spell on the thing.

I went back to my perch and waited till it woke up again. While I was waiting, Trixie came up to me and said, "this will change everything firth, Celestia's tyranny will finally end. I wish I could share this achievement with those I love, but don't want to risk somepony knowing my secret weapon. This will finally be the time where all are free under Celestia's wrath."

Two Hours Later

The thing woke up again and I took a slow glide down and I took the gag off and it started... speaking? If it was, it was no language that I had ever heard, and I was famed for knowing all languages out there. When it spoke, I tried my hardest to listen but it just kept rambling along and I had no clue what it was saying.


Jack

"Please, oh lord, I know I haven't talked to you in a while, but please save me from this. I know I have sinned, and I know I'm not that close to you but please, have mercy." I sat there in my binds praying for a miracle, when it squawked again. That's when I heard a little voice inside my head, one that I am sure was God. Find out what they need child, I cannot help you, but I can tell you that they need you so please my child, listen and learn. From that divine intervention, comes the end of my old life, and the beginning of another. A life that I would need to listen and learn everything I could in order to survive.