Language barrier

by A_Pony_Name


Split-

Jack

I woke up and looked at the clock, 8:22!! I was late and needed to hurry, my class was on the opposite side of the campus!

I quickly got out of bed, got dressed and ran into the kitchen where I saw my roommate Matt. He has dirty blond hair, fair skin and is really tall. He tossed me some toast and jokingly jabbed, "damn, did you invite a bird into your hair, it's a real mess."

I chuckled then looked into a mirror, I looked hideous. I'm already late, what's a minute more? I headed into the restroom where I did my hair.

"Don't forget to shut the door, Jack!" Matt told me. As I was leaving the room.

"Don't get your panties tied in a knot Matt!" I jokingly shot back at him. Before he could respond, I shut the door and left. My first class was science, and I was running late. As I jogged from one end of the university to the other, I thought I heard a bang so I looked back but I couldn't see anything so I just shrugged it off.

By the time I made it to class, the professor had already started his lecture. "Crap." I muttered to myself.

"... the origins of this new bacteria are unknown and potentially dangerous." wow new bacteria? I wondered in silence about what it could be. RING RING. RING RING. "Hello," the professor said, answering my phone. Still wearing the mic, "really!?" He looked astounded, "of course, I will be right there." He hung up then addressing us added, "I will be going to check on my project, to see something, class will be dismissed but I expect you to read on and give me an essay a week from now. About how you think bacteria will evolve to human cleaners in the next hundred years. damn do I hate this class.

When looking around, I saw people getting up and leaving. I shrugged and decided to leave the classroom and head back to my dorm. On the way there, i decided I would check out the library for some books on bacteria.

I headed over to the science section and got the books. When I sat down, I noticed the jocks all yelling at jokes and being dicks to a few people.

I decided to get up and head to my dorm. As I started walking away, one of the jocks gave me a look "what are you looking at You little piece of shit?", he said and I sneared

"Wouldn't you like to know." I mumbled, and apparently he heard it because he got up and cracked his knuckles. By the time he and his friends got up I was gone, running to my room.

When I got back I noticed that the place was trashed, already being slightly pissed, I decided to call out to Matt. "Matt, did you seriously have a party in the hour that I was gone!!"

As I made my way into his room I froze, he was gagged and tied up to a chair. I hurried up pulled my knife out of my pocket and started cutting away at his bonds. He opened his eyes halfway through and he lit up. I got the gag off him and asked what happened.

Right as he started talking, his eyes filled with dread, and he stammered out, "b-b-beh-hind y-y-you!" He then, clutching his throat looked at me and fainted. My stomach lurched, thinking that he just died. I then realized what it was that he just said.

I quickly looked behind me just in time to see a large needle jamming its way into my back.


Celestia

"Princess, we have news of a pony gone rouge. It was Spec Ops, he disappeared and we have heard from our spies that he has resurfaced in Saddle Arabia." An advisor started, "we have reason to believe that he has gathered a team of insurgents and killing those whom stand in his way!"

"Is that all? You don't seem to be telling the full truth." I told him sternly.

He gulped and said, "O-of c-course princess. Rumors have started to spread about a thing of theirs held captive, it seems as though the body of a Minotaur but taller." When he left, I twitched and started thinking i can't have a rebellion at my hoofs, I am just starting to get the world together. And this Minotaur, I will have to investigate further.

"Servant! I need parchment and a quill, I have some writing to do." Before anypony could say a word, I left to my chambers. When I got there, my desk had all the right equipment, so I got to writing.

I need you for "casual business".

I dipped the letter into some dragon fire and watched as it burned away.


Pinkie pie

bloop bloop your in my brain, wow this is so cool, you have no id- "Pinkie, i would like two triple dipped chocolate cupcakes," Dashie said. I'll get back to you later reader.

"That will be two bits Dashie." I said with glee, already getting the cupcakes from the shelf.

"Pinkie, I told you not to call me that." Dash said while blushing.

"Okey dokey!" I said back. but then started to feel something strange, twitchy leg! "look out! twitchy leg, twitchy leg!"

Dash ducked and closed her eyes. A small thud sounded out and we opened our eyes, a golden letter was sitting in between the two of us. It had a seal that i knew way too well.

"We are closed now dash," I said in a flat tone of voice, my hair straightening out. She looked at me with a deadpan expression, not budging, so I forcibly pushed her out, "closed."

"Pinkie, wh-" Dash started, but I cut her of with the slam of the door. I picked up the letter and headed up stairs to see what my 'friend' needed.

When i got to my room I closed the door and looked at the single paper. I slowly opened it as Pinkamena broke out, taking over my entire body as I was pushed to the back of my head and everything blurred out.


Pinkamena

I looked at what the paper said,

I need you for "casual business".

wonderful, I was hoping for a nice hmmmm... how do I put this....







SURPRISE