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// warm and crowded 
// Story: Loves noon 
// by SilverHoof1 
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“We?” a Riptides voice called from the kitchen, a note of confusion detectable in his tone. This is going to be interesting, how can i explain the pressence of a succubus shark pony thing in our home? Speaking of said succubus a sudden squeal sounded behind me and i felt arms wrap around me. Along with something squishy pressed against my back and.. What the hell!?
“What the hell!?” I shouted, springing away from her as riptide came out of the kitchen, wide eyed and confused with a frown plastered to his face. Both my eyes and his turned to the now anthropomorphic form of Aristo, bouncing… chest and all. A smile was on her face and speaking of the bouncing chest that was because she was hoping up and down, and I had to bump my rump against Riptide to make his eyes stop trying to track the bouncing spheres. “So this is your boyfriend!?” she squeed softly, and darting forward, suddenly pony again she took his hoof and shook it, the smile sticking to her face “Aristo mache, succubus extrodinair ”
“W-well its nice to meet you… and being a succubus would explain the ability to change into looking like that,” he mused, and I nodded. Being able to go into twoleg - thats what we called the look - was a rare ability, normally achieved through magic. It aloud the user many more possibilities, with their hands and long legs allowing them to run faster and grab things without there mouth, or magic for that part. It also had the added sex appeal, which was why the form was often used for explicit content or fun. I myself had once used a potion to go twoleg temporarly, and it had been quite the interesting experience. The possibility had only recently been discovered too, from an accidental mistep of a transformation spell.
    She let go off his hoof, then went back into her twoleg form, much like her normal except for the added weight on her chest and hourglass figure. If she wished she could probably be a model… which again made sense do to her succubus half. Agh was everything related to succubus powers with her? If so that was going to make everyday life knowing her very interesting… and probably a lot more “fun”.
    Crystal, who had been forgotten in the excitement waved a hoof at Riptide, a slight smile on her lips. “Don’t forget me mr. smooth,” she joked, walking forward to be beside me and Aristo. This is probably a dream come true for Riptide, three girls one who loves him another who enjoys his company and a third who wouldn’t mind getting dirty. I myself wouldn’t mind, Aristo would probably be quite the interesting figure to have in bed. “Anyway, are we too our usual posts?” I questioned, looking to Crystal who nodded, then to Aristo who seemed confused. Riptide also seeing this smirked. “Mhm, and i think the shark should get the usual mare introduction~”
“Oooh what is that?” she said, a spark of excitment shining in her eyes. I smirked as well, knowing full well what he was talking about. “Hm I think so, what do you think Crystal that sound good~?”
“Sounds like a plan I would be willing to do,” she mused, a smirk of her own creeping across her mouth.
“What is the usual mare introduction?” Aristo asked, by now seeming ready to bounce around the room like a ball. I personally found it amusing that she acted like a young child. For succubi she probably was a young child, to ponies she was fully grown though. Especially her twoleg body, which seemed to shimmer with a soft glow as if her skin was illuminated by moonlight. It almost gave her an eerie look, but that was ruined by the wide glaringly white smile.
“Well, the process is fairly simple..” Riptide began, the smirk only growing as he began to talk..

“I can not believe I was tricked into this..” Aristo grumped while tossing a veggie burger on a grill. “You were so excited we had to keep it up!” Crystal called, and her grumbling increased, but despite it you could tell she didn’t mind too much. It probably helped we let her wear an apron while doing it, the clothing somehow contrasting with her body, making it seem even more open then before. I wonder how many bucks she had under her belt… literally… or if it was too many to count.
    Meanwhile the three of us sat at the nearby kitchen table, chatting about our days, how they went and the like. Riptide had become slowly more adept as a hero, and by now had been able to stop 5 minor robberies (not including my own), two bank robberies and even an attempted murder. The murder had been on when of his friends who he had met on the job, and apparently had been targeted for a debt to a gangster. Riptide had managed to deflect the magic bullet with his hooves to all the watchers amazement, then managed to redirect it to hit the now running wanta be assassin in the leg, downing him to be taken into custody. It had only happened a few days ago infact, and there was still buzz about the feat of the “green wave”
    I remembered the incident like it was yesterday..
“Hey hun look at this!” I called, waving for him to join me infront of one of the more interesting creations in the science museum. He shook his head, smiling just a little, as he headed over, looking at me with a raised eyebrow. When he got close enough I clicked the little interactive button, making the strangely pony-like android blink, and turn around to stare at us with a pony-like smile. “Why hello there,” it creaked, its voice sounding a bit tinny and robotic. The sound sent a shiver down my spine, mostly because of the emotionless tone it used. I clicked the button again, turning it off and shivered.
    Riptide seemed unphased on the other hoof, staring at it with interest. “One of the first androids huh? Surprised this is in a musuem and not someplace to be studied,” he mumbled, looking at the bits of rust collecting on its joints from obvious disuse and lack of cleaning. “I heard they have it here because its unstudyable, or that they already made something better than it,” I commented, looking over at him with a small smile. “Supposedly the knew version they are making today is for cleaning up around the house,”
He tilted his head, acting confused. “Why would they make it do that? Your not planning to get one are you?”
“What if I am~?” I said teasingly.
“We don’t need one, we already have someone named misty~”
“Careful or I won’t be making lobster tonight~”
“Shutting up now,” he replied quickly, snapping his mouth shut then miming locking it with a key. From there he threw the imaginary key into the trash, stomped on it, then returned. “Good boy~” I said smiling sweetly, patting his head. He snorted in response, smiling himself before his ears perked up. I turned my head in the direction he was looking, growing confused at the alarm showing on his face. One of his friends was simply walking towards a display of a sword and shield that was use by unicorns a couple hundred years ago.
    Riptide went from my side in a flash, seeming to poof before appearing at the bucks side, appearing to startle him as much as it had me “what the f -” the sound of a shot rang out, along with a flash of white from a dark corner. Timed seemed to slow down to a crawl, the bullet lazily flying through the air. Aiming straight for Riptide’s heart.
    It only took me a second to process, but as soon as id realized I was in motion, leaping forward with a hoof outstretched to try and knock the bullet away. Instead I went one foot forward, flopped onto my stomach and screamed. Riptide on the other hand reached forward with both hooves and raised one while the other did a circling motion, everything seeming slow from the adrenaline pumping through my veins.
    The bullet hit his hoof, the upward motion pushing it up and into his other hoof which circled at just the right time to change the course of the bullet back at the sender, only leaving behind a scab and a little bit of blood. Time suddenly seemed to speed back up to normal, leaving the attacker crying out in pain while Riptide stood there, seeming like a ninja pony, both of his front hooves up and ready.
    I was snapped back into attention as Riptide said playfully “So Crystal, how is silver and you doin?”
“Well.. he is mean sometimes… but he is so kind too <3”
“Wait what do u mean by mean~?” i added in smiling.
“Yeh mean..” she responded, raising an eyebrow.
“Hmm..~”
“Wait what are u two thinking?” she said, a blush rising to her cheeks the eyebrow going higher.
“Mean huh~?”
“Guys pls..” she said, blushing even more her words coming out as a squeak. All three of us laughed, Aristo the hardest of all as she walked over with the food, and crystal just blushed more and more. It was honestly adorable.
    After dinner we all went to where we were going to sleep, crystal to the couch with a blanket and stuffed cat plushie, me and Riptide to the bed, and Aristo..
“Tonight is going to be interesting…” i grumbled, looking at the succubus sleeping in the bed with us. Very, very interesting indeed.