//------------------------------// // Berry Punch and Derpy Hooves are Shmoopy Boos. // Story: Super Gypsy Lord Admiral Nyronus Shachza Shouldn't Write Shipfics, Volume II // by Nyronus //------------------------------// CHAPTER 3 After a long day of delivering mail, Derpy Hooves needed a some time to de-stress, so she thought of visiting a friend who she knew had just the thing she needed. "Berry Punch! Are you home?" Derpy yelled as she loudly knocked on the front door of Berry's home. After a few minutes of Derpy's continuous knocking, the door finally opened revealing the face of a very hung over Berry Punch. "Ugh, what the fuck do you want?" She said while holding a hoof over her muzzle to keep the bright sunlight from blinding her sensitive eyes. "I was just curious if you had your 'special recipe' finished," Derpy said. In deference to Berry Punch's hangover, she finished the last of her question with a whisper. Berry then perked up "Oh! Yes I do! Come on in. I've been wondering if I could get someone to taste test it." She then opened the door fully to allow the grey pegasus in. Berry lead Derpy down into the basement of her home where several different mixing contraptions were at work combining different beverages. "This is my latest concoction that I've been working on," Berry said as she handed a small flask containing a strangely colored liquid. Once Derpy took the flask, Berry then pulled out a notepad and began writing notes. "Wow, this shits good!" Derpy said, smacking her lips. "Okay, now is there any after taste?" Berry asked. "No, not really, but should my throat feel like it's on fire?" "That's usually how most liquors feel on their way down." "Oh! Okay!" Derpy said as her misaligned eyes suddenly aligned and focused on Berry Punch. "Whoah, okay I didn't see that one coming, hehe. Oh wow, you look really good today Berry. Did anyone ever tell you that?" "No, but thank you Derpy." Derpy approached Berry with lidded eyes. "Well you are looking as appealing as a lumber yard to a hungry termite." Derpy said as she approached Berry with a lovey expression. "This isn't going as planned," Berry said as she was pinned to the wall.