//------------------------------// // The End of Flutter Valley but 20% cooler and 80% more Discord- Part 1 // Story: Dragonfire 🐲 Enter The Dragon Hero 🐲 // by Phantom-Dragon //------------------------------// -Original Theme Song- My little pony, my little pony, What will today's adventure be? My little po- "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Discord shouted. "Stop the music! Stop the music!" *disc scratch* "I believe this is rated T for martial arts actions, comedy, and some other stuffs that are suitable for teen bronies," Discord explained. "What? Just because the new MLP Movie is coming, does it mean that we have to at least pay some homages to all the past movies of the previous generations that have build up to here? Hmm, I suppose. Though, might I suggest some changes of my own with this movie? It's nothing personal, it's just, this is the fourth generations no? We're in the 21st century. What the remake of this movie needs is comedy, tempo, modern, and most of all, ME!" With that, Discord popped himself an Elvis Presley jacket, wig, and gold medal. Discord pressed a remote, triggering the sound of audience clapping, "Thank you," Discord said in Elvis's voice. "Thank you very much," Discord snapped his costume off, as a door materializes itself, "Okay, Griffon Door!" Discord said to the door, turning on its knob. "Time to call in the team!" With that, five more Discords appeared from the door, "Okay chief," the one wearing glasses began. "What's the plan?" With that, Discord starting pacing around, "What to do? What to do? What to do?" he pondered, with his duplicates following close behind, "OH!" Discord exclaimed, while all his duplicates crashed behind him. "I got it!" While Discord and his team is at work, let's see how the witches are doing. Reeka and Draggle were collecting the necessary ingredients for their mo-*ahem,* master. "Ugh," Reeka groaned. "What's the rush?" Before Draggle could answer, Reeka tripped on a tree root, and fell flat on her face. "Curse these infuriating tiny legs!" "Maybe if you didn't eat so much, you would've walked faster!" Draggle replied. "It's not my fault I have a big stomach, while you have a brain the size of a walnut!" Reeka retorted. Draggle screeched to a stop, as she turns and face Reeka, angrily, "My brain's not that small! It's the size of a grape!" Draggle then started to ponder, "Duh, was it the size of a grape? Maybe it's a big grape? Or was it a raisin? If it is, then was it a big raisin, or a little grape?" Reeka couldn't help but put her face into her palm, as she groaned, "The thought of how you think makes me sick sometimes!" Reeka grumbled. "Then again, the idea of getting punished by master is even more sickening." "Duh, sick?" Draggle began, as the sound of music began to start up. "Why sister dear! You're looking rather ill, I fear you aren't at your best." "Oh no," Reeka groaned. "Don't start singing, please? It makes me even more sick!" "Duh, exactly!" Draggle replied. "Perhaps you need to take a little rest!" With that, the two bumbling witches broke out into a song. "We'll do the dirty works, so long as someone else gets the flume!" the witches finished. Just then, Discord appeared in a flash of light, "Hey, Sonata! Aria!" he began. "Mind if I do the dirty works, while you get the flume?!" Discord then turns to the bronies, and laughed, "Ha ha, idiots!" "DISCORD!!!!" Meanwhile, Snips and Snails, or the Stooge Bros. were out and about, making mischief. Particularly, stealing anything they can get their hands on. Especially anything gold. "Ooh, look!" Snips said to Snails. "There's an old pony right now!" Snails looked through a binocular, to see the said pony, who was carrying something yellow, inside her saddle bag. *Cukoo!* "Wah! There's something gold right now!" Snails exclaimed, as both he and Snips went to work. "What does that old pony have in her bag?" Snips whispered. "Wah," Snails replied. "I don't know. Maybe it's a gold statue." "No, it's....." Snips replied, as he reached into the saddlebag and pulls out. "Bananas?!" the boys asked, before they were taken by surprise. The elder pony grabbed the boys by the arms, and did a judo throw. Before long, the olden mare started to lay several beatdowns on the two troublemakers, thrashing them about like rag dolls, before she turned them inside out, and left them, as human pretzels. "I think she used to work in our school cafeteria," Snips moaned. "Wah," Snails replied, as both he and Snips hopped away. "Alright you knuckleheads!" Discord began in Edward G. Robinson's voice. "Listen up!" With a snap of his finger, Discord produced an object, covered in blankets. "We're here to talk about a very big job. One a very special interest to the big boss herself!" "Duh, Nightmare Moon?!" Draggle asked. "That's right, Draggle," Discord replied, still in his gangster persona. "Now, no pony, and especially no humans, have ever pulled this off, see? But with my awesome geniuses, and your dimwittedness, we'll smoke it!" "And then we'll unleash the smooze?!" Reeka asked. "Yeah, not only do we get to unleash the smooze," Discord continued. "But if we pull this off successfully, we'll be truly unstoppable, beyond our wildest dreams, see?!" With that, Discord grabbed ahold of a nearby rope that was hanging out of nowhere, "Boys and girls! Say hello to Flutter Valley!" Discord said, lifting up the blanket, revealing the model of the said valley. "Duh, hello!" Draggle greeted stupidly, much to Reeka's annoyance. Conjuring a pointer, Discord continued in his Edward G. Robinson persona, "It's a well kept secret that hidden within the heart of Flutter Valley, is the legendary Sun Stone, see? And it's our job to get it out!" "Duh, you mean we have to get inside that little thing?" Draggle asked stupidly, to which Reeka smacked her face, before she banged Draggle's head repeatedly, emitting the sound of coconuts. "No, you insolent squib!" Reeka snarled. "That's just a model! Not a real thing!" "Wah! Question, boss," Snips began. "What's the importance of that stone?" "Here's the short version, Snips," Discord said, pointing his pointer at Snips, before turning back to the model. "Long before you was born, or I was born, or even any bronies were born. The Sun Stone was kept inside this bauble, see?" Discord said, pointing to a tiny version of a tower. "Now legend has it, that it was placed there by an ancient alicorn goddess, who gave the stone special powers to control the sun's ever life-giving rays that makes Flutter Valley green and beautiful, see? Yeah. Naturally, Nightmare Moon wanted to steal the Sun Stone, so as to secure her Empire of the Night, and to destroy Flutter Valley, as it should be. And she would've gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for meddling Princess Celestia, and the Elements of Harmony, see? Yeah." "And as legends would say, she defeated our boss, and banished her to the moon, for thousands of years!" Discord said, while pointing to the pictures that depicted of the said defeat, before he ripped the picture to reveal another, "And she summoned the generations of My Little Ponies to guard it, see? Weighty Gen. 1, Girly Stereotypical Gen. 2, and tragic Gen. 3!" "WAH!!" Snips screamed, as he jumps into equally frightened Snails's arms. "Duuuuuuh," Draggle droned, while Reeka looked as if she was close to losing her lunch. "And so Gen. 1, 2, and 3, have guarded the stone for centuries, see?" Discord continued in his gangster persona. "Yeah, making it impossible for Nightmare Moon to get her hooves on it, see? Yeah, and since the big boss herself couldn't close the deal, it's been centuries since anybody even thought about it. So you see, see? You'd have to be pretty good to swipe the Sun Stone, yeah. At least, that's what I thought," Discord took the tobacco out of his mouth, before he raised his pointer at Snips and Snails. "Until me and the boys came into the picture, see? The way we turned Ponyville into the chaos capital of Equestria, and the way we've made Gen. 4, 20% cooler, and the number of bronies we've created, made me think we're just nuts enough to pull this one off!" Turning to the boys, Discord asked, "So! You boys game?!" "For fame and riches!" Snips began. "And all the pretty girls we'll win. Let's do it! Wah!" "Wah!" Snails added. "We're number one!" "Alright, boys!" Discord began. "Listen up! Here's the plan!" Turning to Reeka and Draggle, Discord snapped his fingers, "Go back to doing your own, dirty works, witches!" With a snap, the witches disappeared in a flash of light.