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// The Great and Powerful Tristan had Spikemare at "Neigh" 
// Story: Super Gypsy Lord Admiral Nyronus Shachza Shouldn't Write Shipfics, Volume II 
// by TheGypsyBard 
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Mirror-world Equestria is a very strange place where Sombra is good and Celestia is bad or everypony is genderswapped or whatever else the plot requires.

The Great and Powerful Tristan is a magician in one of the Equestrias. A pretty decent one, to be honest, with his own stage cart and all that. He's kind of boastful, but he's got a handsome square jaw, and a really huge

Hat. With stars and crescent moons, but no bells, because Equestrian law requires that you grow a beard before you can put bells on your robe, and you also have to fill out three forms and pay two bits annually for the permit.

Meanwhile, Spikemare was flying over the small town of AntiPonyville, where the Great and Powerful Tristian was showing up Applejack, Elusive, Rainbow Blitz, Flutterguy, and Richardlight Sparkle. And not really doing that good a job of it. The Great and Powerful Tristan is all show and no substance.

Spikemare was actually enjoying the show. He'd never seen any magic like the Great and Powerful Tristan. So he flew down for a closer look.

Of course, everypony panicked when he swooped down, because he was all nightmare-y. The entire audience galloped off, leaving the Great and Powerful Tristan alone on his stage.

Spikemare landed right next to the G & P Tristan, who was frozen with fear. He wrapped his arm around Tristan's withers and leaned down and whispered, "Wanna go out back? You can be St. George, and I'll be the dragon."

"Neigh," the Great and Powerful Tristan said.

But he went anyways.