Super Gypsy Lord Admiral Nyronus Shachza Shouldn't Write Shipfics, Volume II

by Admiral Biscuit


King Sombra, Resurrected. Mrs. Cake. Slap, Slap, Kiss.

It was a day. This particular day was less than ideal. This was likely due to the large amount of ponies held in chains, each of them held together by thick links that brooked no argument as to their ability to escape. Thankfully, none the unicorns had the displeasure of losing their horns in violent accidents that resulted in less-than-accident screams and the loss of horns.

So Sombra is back. Oh, and he currently invades a random pony's abode that garnered his interest merely based on appearance. This pony shall not be named, so we'll use the code name Icing.

Well, Sombra decided that Icing was going to be his new mare of choice for the next paragraph while he acclimated himself to the rage-induced anger of figuring out why she dared look at the supreme re-animated overlord of all creatures in Equestria. It certainly shouldn't be happening while she was chained up at his hooves like the proper slut she was wanting to be. Neither was there anything coming about how he looked, having a regal yet terrifying presence based solely on his looks alone. Whatever could make this mare laugh in the face of such adversity?

Oh. Compensation. Right.

Well, at least a couple beatings would cure the mare of her rude mannerisms before he changed her mind with a close examination.