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// Pinkie Discovers a new Subcontinent 
// Story: Sugar Rush: A Half-Hour Story 
// by Super Trampoline 
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"OKAY GUYS! I'm going to go boating. Bye see you later alligator and also ponies!" Pinkie Pie literally flew out of Ponyville towards Fillydelphia while listening to a Hardstyle remix of Fillydelphia Freedom by Elton Bon. She raced over to the docks and stole a boat. She didn't normally steal things, but when your on drugs, even just a fucking lot of sugar, you aren't yourself. Don't do drugs, kids, yeah? So she stole a 23 footer, (imagine a creature with 23 feet! That'd be something!) and used her tail as a propeller, standing at the back of the boat like a motorboat engine. Didn't they do something similar in Ed Edd, 'n Eddy? Like with Eddy's lips or something? Anyway her tail was revolving at atleast 9000 revolutions per minute, propelling the boat at 168 knots, which is pretty hella fast. Just trust me. Soon she was out on the open ocean, which she drank to replentish her water and electrolytes, since she was thirsty and sweating a lot. Don't worry she's Pinkie, she can drink salt water. She just prettended it was taffy. Also she caught a whale shark and ate it which was kind of tragic since they're a little endangered since the Equestrians hunt them for oil. What degenerate hypocrites, amirite? Anyway after 17 hours, Pinkie Pie discovered a really cool archipolago with a horse pun name, like the Hayman Islands or something like that, and she was so freaking crazy that all the natives thought she was a God and started worshiping her. When you're on drugs, even sugar, you often aren't quite yourself, and Pinkie's ego was pretty swollen by this point so she welcomed the attention and with her knowledge of baking and just general modern technology, she helped the native ponies build up a cutthroat maritime empire all in about three weeks, and then they sailed back to Equestria with about tree fiddy ships and 30,000 ponies, intending to conquer the mainland.