//------------------------------// // Farm Chores // Story: The Teenage Life Of Spike // by Spikemaster105 //------------------------------// They were walking to Apple Blooms, but Spike was nervous, "why your nervous Spike", Rumble asked. Spike looked at him like he just explained Pinkie, "oh nothing, excepted for the fact that I SHARED A BED WITH APPLE BLOOM WHEN SHE WAS IN HER UNDERWEAR AND BIG MAC WILL PROBABLY KILL ME!", He yelled. "Why don't you confront Big Mac, tell him it wasn't your idea and it was Apple Blooms", Button asked. Spike gave a sarcastic smile and said, "yeah, sounds like a good idea, maybe afterwards i can look for the biggest ufc fighter there is and slap him across the face". Rumble patted his shoulder saying, "dude, just relax". It didn't work, Spike was freaking out now, "relax! how can i relax, im pretty sure Mac is sharpening an axe, waiting for me, have you seen chain saw massacre, there is a lot of places you can hide a body in a farm". Rumble gave him a deadpan look, "really Spike, your going there?" Spike didn't listen "i don't wanna die" he wined "im too young, and handsome" he cried. Button had enough as he walked up to Spike and slapped him SMACK, "your better, bro". Spike nodded coming back to him sences , "yeah, thanks i needed that", they continued walking to the farm. When they got there, they went around the back were Apple Bloom was waiting. "Morning guys, so your ready?" She asked. Button sighed, "lets get this over with", they walk through the acres As the walked, Spike whispered to Apple Bloom, "hey, does your family know what happened two nights ago", He asked. Apple Bloom nodded, Spike lip quivered, knowing what that means. They saw Big Mac, as Spike hid behind Apple Bloom. Mac walked up to them, the boys shrank under his hight, as he told them, "alright, today your parents said that i'm in charge of you today, so the boys come with me, and the girls go to the east field". He walked to the west fields as the boys followed him. They started picking apples and putting them in baskets under the trees. Spike looked back at Mac, and saw he was staring at him with a twisted smile as he chopped logs on a tree stump. Spike turned around quickly and muttered, "I'm gonna die", he continued to pick apples and drop them in the basket. Next they have to carry them to the barn, when they got there they met the girls, they started talking, "Apple Bloom, i think Mac wants to kill me". Apple Bloom kissed him, "just relax ok, i talked to Big Mac already", she told him, patting his back. Big Mac walked in and told them, "alright, back to work", the girls walked out as the boys quickly walked out, "not you Spike, i wanna talk to you alone", Spike stopped and gulped, walking back to him. Big Mac closed the barn door as Spike paled, when Big Mac turned around, Spike fell to his knees, "please don't kill me, it was Apple Blooms idea, she-". Big Mac cut him off "i know". Spike stood back up confused "she told you", he asked. Big Mac nodded with his signature "eeyup". "Oh...so your not mad", he asked again. Big Mac shook his head and said, "Apple Bloom told me everything, and told me that it was her idea to sleep in the same bed with you in her underwear". Spike sighed in relief, "why did you have to close the barn door to tell me", he asked. "cause its funny to see you scared", Big Mac chuckled. Spike frowned, he didn't think it was funny, he saw his life flash before his eyes. Big Mac opened the doors and told him, "alright, go head to the north fields Spike". Spike crossed his arms, "what if i don't want to" he challenged. Mac gave him a scary grin saying, "then your end up like pipsqueak". "Pipsqueak", Spike asked confused. Big mac looked out into the distance, "he's what help my trees grow". He laughed when Spike ran out to the north fields with speed you see in a cartoon. When he got there, Button asked "dude, what took you so long?" Spike climb the ladder saying "i was worry for nothing, Apple Bloom told him everything". Then he thought of something "wait...shit, if word gets out in school, then the girls will be..". "How will word get out about what we did", Rumble asked while he picked apples. "Rarity...she likes gossip", Button told them. Spike glared out in the distance, he was picturing Diamond Tiara calling the girls names like "sluts" or "whores". They continued to pick apples, when they were done, they picked the baskets up and carried them to the barn. Mac saw how hard they were working, "alright guys half hour break", he handed them 3 bottles of cold water. It was a hot day and they were sweaty, so they decided to take there shirts off, Rumble had an athlete build, but Button burley had muscles. Spike saw Button almost skinny body, "dude, you need to start exercising". Button scoffed, "don't need to, Sweetie Belle loves this bod", he flexed barley showing any muscle, Spike and Rumble laughed as he glared at them. Spike chuckled "when you guys get married, she'll probably carry you up the stairs". They laughed as Button Flipped them off, Spike flexed his arm, "now this is a bod my Apple Bloom likes", he did an body builder pose. Rumble laughed as he did a Hulk Hogan pose, "not as much as Scootaloo like this", he started flexing. The girls walked in on them doing poses an flexing, they blushed with smiles watching their boyfriends flex and showing off there muscles. They decided to kick back and watch them. The boys were oblivious to the girls watching them, they were watching them with half lidded eyes. "Spike has the better bod", Apple Bloom said with a dreamy smile, staring at a flexing Spike. Scootaloo shook her head, "nope, Rumble does", she said staring at her boyfriend. "Nope, Spike does" "Rumble does" "Spike" "Rumble" "Spike" "Rumble" "Spike" "Rumble" "Rumble" "Spike" "Rumble" "Spike" "Rumble" "Spike" "Rumble has the better bod!" Apple Bloom told her with a smirk. "Spike has a sexier bod, and thats final!" Scootaloo voiced her final statement. Apple Bloom shrugged, "yeah, i totally agree", she smiled innocently, when Scootaloo had a look that said "what just happened". When the break was over, they continued to do the chores. After when they were done, they were meet with Applejack. AppleBloom smirked at Scootaloo saying, "watch", she walked up to her big sister and said, "hey sis, in your honest opinion, who do you think has a sexier bod, Spike, or Rumble?" She pointed to the fields were the boys were still working, Applejack looked and can see that they had no shirts. Applejack smirked, "if i had to choose, then Spike" Apple Bloom smirked as Scootaloo cross her arms grumbling. She decided to tease her little sister again, "Spike is bigger then Rumble", Apple Bloom nodded in agreement, "and hotter too". Apple Bloom didn't like were this is going and told her, "ok Applejack, you can stop". Aj keeped on going, "hell, if he was born two years earlier and Caramel wasn't my boyfriend...then I'll do things to him that..". Apple Bloom cut her off, "Applejack! Stop! Hes my boyfriend, if anybody is going to do things to him its gonna be me", she covered her mouth with a blush that made her face match her hair. The girls giggled at how embarrassed she was for saying that, "i can't believe i said that", she covered her face. Applejack patted her sisters back saying, "you love Spike that much, huh". Apple Bloom nodded as her sister told her, "don't you sweat lil sis, if you have any question about safe sex, just come to me", Apple Bloom nodded again. They were done for today as Apple Bloom was in her room, on her bed thinking "Spike, one day we will have our first time" She closed her eyes and fell asleep. With Spike in his house, the poor guy was sitting in a chair while his mother showed him pictures, "this is what you can catch", she flipped the page, "and this what you get if-" Spike cut her off, "ok mom, i get it, i won't sleep with Apple Bloom unless i wear a rubber..plus i just ate", Spike looked ready to throw up his dinner. "Thank Twilight for the color printer", his dad laughed when Spike ran to the bathroom. "Your not off the hook eather mister", she turned to her husband, "i can't believe you let Spike keep those photos on his cell phone". "Hey, he's my son, i'm gonna give him advice on girls and what they like...beside" he wrapped his hands around his wifes waist, "i still got those photos of you on the beach in your modeling days". Spike came back down, but heard his parent say things no teen wants to hear their parents say, "how about tonight...i give you a show to prove that i still got it" he heard his mom say in a seductive voice. "Yeah, and maybe we can...", Spike walked back to the bathroom, after feeling disgusted from hearing his parents talk dirty to each other.