The Drunken Takeover of Equestra.

by Polaris Solarmoon


Chapter 1

Chapter 1

H-hello m-my name is Fluttershy and I am the current ruler of Equestra...,I don't really know how, the only thing I remember doing was waking up in the throne room earlier in the morning and next thing I knew I became the ruler of all Equestra, I'm not sure how I got there or what had happened that night but at least I don't have to worry about anypony being mean to me anymore,if only I could remember what actually happened last night...


*The night before...*

(Twilight Sparkle P.O.V)

"Ugh I hate mondays..."I said as I went into my castle after a hectic day.

"Hey Twilight, how was your day today."my assistant Spike said.

"It was terrible, the nobles in Canterlot are such a pain."I said as I went over to the kitchen.

"Oh okay well, I'll be over at Rarity's."he says before leaving.

After Spike left I went over to the fridge,opened it and got out a bottle of Sweet Apple Acres brand cider (-the alcoholic kind of course-) and then teleported a random book over to myself, it was on the differences in philosophy between the minotaurs and the griffins.

After a few drinks I heard a soft knock on the door,normally I'd call for spike but he was at Rarity's,so I went to open the door,only to see Fluttershy standing in the doorway.

"H-hello Twilight um..I know it's late but I need your help." she said.

"*Hic* H-hey Flutters come on in have a drink he,he..."I drunkenly said.

"Oh no I can't,I don't drink anymore.." Fluttershy said.

"Don't....Don't worry about about it you bee *Hic* fine."I said.

"Oh okay but just to let you know that I haven't had this kind of drink since before you came to Ponyville."she softly said.

Even though I was drunk, I made sure to remember that detail.

I gave Fluttershy a cup of cider and she started to drink it.

A few minutes later the both of us had start to drink at about six to ten cups of cider,eventually I had ran out.

"*Hic*Hey Twi, where cider go..."Fluttershy said.

"I'm out..."I said.

"What!?, come on you must have more somewhere!"Fluttershy said.

"As I said I'm out,sorry "Flutters".."I said sadly.

All of a sudden Fluttershy started to get pretty snarky and then said "*Hic* F-fine I'll go get my own!" she said before leaving my home.

"Okay then..."I said before passing out.

(No P.O.V.)

Fluttershy left the castle in a rage and had went all the way home in search of cider, she eventually makes it there and sees her pet bunny Angel looking at her with concern.

"Oooo,hi *Hic* Angel, how are you, i'm fine by the *Hic* way,oooo I've always wondered what you *Hic*tasted like te-he."she said drunkenly before actually licking the poor bunny.

She then leaves her home as suddenly as she had came and had flew off to search for more cider.

Eventually she'd make her way into town recklessly knocking over ponies as she looked around for more cider, she would then bump into rainbow was currently sleeping as it was night out.

"Zuhhuh! Hey what's the big idea! I'm sleeping here!" Rainbow yells out after being rudely awakened.

"OUTTA MY WAY!" Fluttershy says as she tosses rainbow aside with ease into a nearby bell tower knocking her right out,She would then fly off at speeds that would make said mare proud.

"If *hic* ponytown have no cider, maybe the *hic* the *hic* the princesses have some." Fluttershy says to herself mid flight, So Fluttershy flys straight to Canterlot Castle, hoping that the Princesses might have some more cider.

Meanwhile in Canterlot Castle, Princess Celestia and Luna have set up a meeting with Princess Cadence and the Changeling Queen Chrysalis for a peace treaty between the Changelings and the Ponies, little did they know that they were going to receive an uninvited guest....

"And so I believe that we're on better terms and-" A loud crash would interrupt her mid sentence. "W-What the?" Princess Celestia had said right before a guard was sent flying into the room.

"Art thou alright?" Luna asked the dazed guard.

"N-no Princess.....we have a problem" he would groan before continuing "The Element of Kindness she's gone mad and is on a rampage in the throne room, she's now on her way to this room as we speak."the guard would say before fainting.

"Fluttershy!? Impossible she is too kind to harm another!"Princess Luna would exclaim, until all of a sudden said pony bucked down the door.

"WHERE IS MY CIDER!" she yelled.

Queen Chrysalis's jaw dropped, Cadence hid behind celestia in shock and fear, Celestia could only stare and Luna's eyes were wide.

"*Hic*Give me cider or *Hic*else *hic* Equestra....is....MINE!"she says before giving the 3 shocked Alicorn and Changeling Queen a glare that paralyzed them in pure terror,it was so bad that Chrysalis had nearly fainted.

They would try to shake off the shock but the Stare had them pinned. They had no choice but to surrender to the drunken pegasus.

The four were the forced to do whatever Fluttershy wanted that night no matter how embarrassing or demoralizing, eventually the Princesses had no choice but to name her the new ruler of all Equestra, Chrysalis had to give up her title and Cadence had to give rulership of the Crystal Empire as well as the Crystal Heart.

It was not a good night for the three Alicorns and one Changeling,not only did they lose their titles, they had lost their pride and dignity having suddenly lost their respective jobs to the shy animal lover....

Before she had passed out, Fluttershy had Luna locked in hoofcuffs,Celestia in permanent fear and Cadence and Chrysalis chained to the wall on the other side of the room, she also is now wearing both Cadence and Chrysalis's crowns and Celestia's neckpiece...


*Present day*

"Come on how bad could she be?"

After Twilight finshed talking to Applejack about the so called dangers of getting Fluttershy drunk,Spike(who had returned from Rarity's) runs in with a scroll in his hand.

"Hey Twilight I got a message from Canterlot,it says to come over for tea for some reason" Spike said.

"Huh, that's odd why would the Princess want to invite me over for tea?"Twilight said.

"I dunno, it also says that we should be prepared."Spike said.

"Okay....,well then let's go see what's going on, come on Spike."Twilight says right before teleporting herself and Spike to Canterlot Castle.

After Twilight teleported them,they then went to the throne room.... Only to see Fluttershy sitting on the throne with Celestia and Luna on both sides of her, Chrysalis sitting on the right side of the room with a blank expression sitting next to Luna and Cadence was setting up a tea set,Twilight could almost hear in her mind Applejack saying "ah told ya so,but ya didn't listen ta me.".

"Oh my..... Um hello Twilight, we're almost done setting up the tea party,would you like some?"Fluttershy said.

"Fluttershy?"Twilight said shocked to see her friend here.

"Umm...actually I'm Queen Fluttershy now,but you can still call me Fluttershy if you wish."Fluttershy says kindly.

"But-how-What happened!?"Twilight said.

"I'm not sure...,I don't remember."Fluttershy said.

" Celestia?"Twilight said.

"I cannot tell you how Twilight, the mistress forbids it..."Celestia said.

"We all Pinkie swore not to mention "that night" ever again."Luna added before shuddering at the memory.

After was done talking,a Changeling drone would walk in with some tea.

"Thank you, you may go now."Fluttershy said to it.

"Yes my Queen."it said before leaving the room.

"Your the Queen of Changelings too?!"Twilight said.

"Oh of course,um Chrysalis said that after I woke up, she also said "the swam is at your service" before I hid myself."Fluttershy said.

"Did you tell the others yet?"Twilight asked her.

"No I didn't but think I should,Chrysalis can you please send a messenger to my friends and have it tell them to come here?" she said.

"Of course your highness,i'll have one sent with haste."the former Queen said.

"Thank you Chrysalis,now Twilight do you have anymore questions?"Fluttershy said.

"No i'm good, I see that Equestra is in good hooves and I hope everything has been well, come on Spike let's go."Twilight says before leaving but was stopped by a Changeling guard.

"Huh?, why are you stopping me?"she asked it.

"At least drink your tea Princess."it said.

"Oh right sorry,I didn't mean to forget it, thanks."Twilight said before taking a sip of tea.

"Your welcome, you may go now miss Twilight I do apologize for being in your way."the Changeling said before moving out of the way.

Spike was speechless throughout this whole encounter with Fluttershy and her guard, he eventually gets on top of Twilight then faints.

"Well I guess we'd better go, I'll come and visit you Fluttershy okay."Twilight says before leaving the room.

"Bye Twilight."Fluttershy said as Twilight left.


(Fluttershy P.O.V.)

As Twilight left I suddenly remembered that I had to tell her something...., Oh well I guess it'll wait until she comes to visit me,for now I have a kingdom to rule...with some help of course.