*ring ring* A palomino-coloured woman with light purple eyes, shiny brown and chestnut hair that sported the combination of long streaks as well as a ponytail tied with a red hair tie, and a notable-sized chest, pulled out her ringing phone, and answered the call.
”もしもし (Hello)”
"Calling you from the Hospital. Ready to start your first day?"
”渚君！おはよう！(Nagisa-kun! Good Morning!)”
"Good morning to you too, got some important things to bring up before you meet the club. Remember why I called you here so early once you and Justice said you were good to go?"
”はい？(Yes?)”
"The perpetrator of the reason escaped prison yesterday. Revenge is possibly on the top of his mind."
”そうですか。じゃ、あなたは私に何おして欲しいの？(Is that so. Well, what do you want me to do?)”
"Treat the students, class and club, like Korosensei treated us, or Professor Bitch if you want, at your judgement. For the club, however, they know as much as we do regarding that man, so they'll probably ask you to teach them to start wielding the knives and firearms. They're smart enough to be aware of their surroundings, so let them. They'll be responsible, at least five of them, not so sure about the other five."
”わかった。楽しんで！(I got it. Enjoy!)”
"I will try to. Recovery is definitely going well! One more thing."
”なに？(What?)”
"Limit the Neighponese to class and speak English to others. Practise with me right now, by talking in English."
”でも... (But...)”
"No buts, do it."
”やれやれ... (Yare Yare...)”
"Yada!"
"Okay okay! I'm speaking English now. Happy?"
"Pretty much. I assure you, the students will warm up to you, in more ways than one... Tell me all about it later?"
"Will do! Catch you later!" Yada answered as she ended the call.
"So this is Canterlot High School. Quite a cheerful place!" She looked towards the school, a wide and cheerful smile appeared on her face.
"Yada!" A man followed from behind. He was a man with black eyes, deep emerald colour, and dark brownish-green hair styled in a way that it looked like the top half of a very spiky onion.
"Ah, glad you managed to keep up Masayoshi!" Yada laughed,
"That's easy for you to say, I'm not the guy who's managed to get a job in Equestria yet," Kimura replied,
"Now, now..." Yada chuckled, "you've already got an important job being a part of Neighpon's special forces, you don't need to moonlight a job in a foreign country!"
"You gotta thank Mr Karasuma for that." Kimura chuckled, "with all the experiences that we've been through, he was able to properly show the force to my full extent, and that's how I got catapulted there!"
"You can relax, your police skills won't come into the plan... Yet..." Yada replied, "now, let's go meet the Principal!"
"You meet the Principal." Kimura corrected, "I've got to find the reception office of this school first."
Yada sighed. This is going to be a tricky day...
Another new week, another new assembly. Celestia trotted up to the podium to give this week's announcements.
"Good Morning Students, I hope no one's having problems with school life? If you encounter any kind of problems, don't hesitate to ask a teacher. You won't lose any reputation, and no one will think any less of you if you do. We all encounter trouble and pain, though the causes may be different, the fact that we suffer from them is important. By all means, to excel in studies involves both an open mind and high spirits."
Multiple murmurs of mixed messages filled the hall.
"Hey, what do you think is going on with Principal Celestia today?"
"Finally! About time the Principal actually shows concern for us!"
"Pfft, as we care!"
"Anyways," Celestia continued, easily able to interpret the comments, "Here's the second item. As you know by now, our newest Neighponese teacher of the Languages department was caught up in an accident two weeks ago. We're glad to tell you that he is recovering well and that there is a very substitute teacher for him, starting today. She wishes not to show her face, so you'll be bound to meet her in class." Once again, the hall was awash with sounds and inaudible conversations, though Celestia can pick up a few once again.
"Ooh! You think she'll just be as short as Mr Shiota?"
"Seriously!? They should drop the pathetic language of a pathetic country."
"Hey, at least Mr Shiota's way better than Mr Ramon from Spanish Class! I'd rather learn Neighponese over Spanish if he's going Viva Mehicolt and all that ridiculousness!"
"Anyways, that also includes the member of the Special Tutorship Club, she'll also be your temporary supervisor as Mr Shiota had notified." Celestia continued,
"And I will also remind you, that the inter-club contest is right next week, so applications are now open and will close at the end of Friday. I have heard various club supervisors said that the club is in. Currently, we have the Science Club, Music Club, Choir Club and the Special Tutorship Club! Looks like we've got some promising entries!!! Anyway, thanks for the assembly, and the best of your studies as usual!"
The time has come for the Neighponese class to begin, and Fluttershy, Rainbow and Soarin were the first ones to come early.
"Can't believe that you'd get excited about a Neighponese teacher." Rainbow blankly looked at her buddies,
"Well, why not? She's a woman, right Fluttershy?" Soarin replied,
"Right!" Fluttershy smiled, then realised what she said, "I mean uh, going by the fact that a lot of people find female teachers to be more easy-going, and I'm NOT trying to say--"
"I know what you mean." Soarin sighed, "this whole gender debacle is driving me to suicide."
"Well, it wouldn't really matter huh?" Rainbow decided to play along "I mean Mr Shiota looked like a girl, so he's an easy-going person as well?"
"He is!" Fluttershy agreed, "as long as you're easy-going on him too, otherwise--"
"Let's not pull up any bad memories okay?" Rainbow grumbled,
"Why don't we just go in now?" Soarin asked as he opened the door, "the quicker we sit down, the more ready we are to greet her."
More people began to pile on into the class before the school bell rang again to officially start the next period of lessons. That being said, the sign of an opening door still hasn't occurred yet.
"Speaking of which," Rainbow asked, "have you seen who our new teacher is? What she looks like?"
"Not at all..." Fluttershy answered, "I haven't seen a picture of who she is."
A few seconds later, the brown pony-tailed woman poked her head in, with the entire class staring right back at her face.
"Excuse me, is this the Neighponese Class?" The woman politely asked,
"I believe so," Fluttershy answered,
"I see!" The woman walked in with a smile in all of her glamour, style and glory. The class' eyes widened at the stature of the new teacher, the ponytail, the light purple eyes, and especially her body. The boys in the class were drawn to the latter.
"Wow..." Soarin whispered, his face turning red.
"おはようございます皆さんわたちは矢田 桃花 (Good Morning Everyone, my name is Tōka Yada)." Yada introduced herself, "You may also call me Yada-Sensei or Ms Yada, or even my first name for that matter! And yes, I'll be your substitute teacher for Neighponese!"
"What about Spanish?" A smart-ass student smirked, "Sounds pretty biased if there's a substitute for Neighponese only!"
"Sí, sí Señor (Yes yes mister)." Yada answered in Spanish, "¡Yo puedo hablar español amigo! (I can speak Spanish too friend!)" The sudden change in language left the student shocked.
"Get roasted!" Rainbow blurted out loudly, and the class laughed.
"Whilst I may be Neighponese, my previous position in the business world has granted me the benefits of learning various languages when dealing with foreign partners. I can speak Prench, Germaren, Rushian, Coltugese, Balehasa Marelaysia, Coltrean, Herbian, quite a lot. I also have a teacher from Herbia who's also involved with foreign countries, so she helped immensely too! You might as well call me the substitute teacher for any foreign language department. You might even see me as your sub if Mr Ramon's away!"
"Wow..." Fluttershy gasped, "what an amazing woman!"
"だから (So), I'd like all of you Kinder (Children) to give me your full attention when I'm around. Aut (Or else)... Let's say a 女人 (woman) of my calibre is someone not to be messed with... Even more so than your main teacher's beloved gaze."
She tilted her head down, the shadow of her hair covering her eyes as she pulled a gaze which everyone gulped in fear, what could be more fearful than the Killer's Gaze?
"... Разумем? (Understand?)"
"P-Разумем!" The smart-ass student yelled back,
"Gut!!! (Good!!!)" Yada smiled, "Now, I will be continuing on what Mr Shiota left off. If you have any problems, do let me know!" She instructed with an eye wink, causing all the men to blush and get excited.
"Fluttershy???" Soarin whispered, "Not that I don't mind, but is she a teacher? Or a slut?"
"Soarin!" Fluttershy growled, "Surely you have a better way to describe her better?"
"Oi!" Yada snapped, "No small-talk when I'm speaking!"
"Sorry!" Fluttershy spun around in shock,
"Oh..." Yada walked over to the Shy girl, "You must be Fluttershy Ja? Nagisa has spoken plenty about you,"
"Y-Yes." Fluttershy sheepishly nodded, "Nice to meet you. Are you also going to be taking the Special Tutorship Club?"
"Mais Oui!" Yada nodded as she tilted her head even closer with a sly smile, "And I know what you and the club want, but that will have to come later."
"I-I understand Ms Yada." Fluttershy gulped, her shyness kicking up as she feels her personal space is invaded,
"Hmm..." Yada widened her grin, "... You smell nice."
"Ms Yada!" Fluttershy jumped in shock, "what are you doing?"
"Oops," Yada innocently hummed, scratching her head in her 'clumsiness' while shaking her body from side to side, her eyes darting around to act 'innocent', "Did I do it again? My apologies, it seems my former teacher's negative influence has rubbed off on me!"
"We're doomed." Soarin gulped,
"We're doomed!" Thunderlane yelled in horror, heavily breathing in the Neighponese classroom/club room during lunchtime.
"Calm down! Take deep breaths." Nurse Redheart instructed, "you're going to be okay,"
"I don't understand. Has Ms Yada seen the regulations regarding student-teacher contact?" Roseluck asked,
"I doubt that she cares. The thing is though, no one's actually calling her out on it. You think they're too scared?" Redheart continued,
"More like they're too bewitched to do that, Goddessdammit men."
"We heard the news on the Message Board." Fluttershy and the rest of the club rushed into the room. "Are you alright Thunderlane?"
"What transpired?" Flash asked,
"Thunderlane's usual smartassery was what transpired." Roseluck answered, "But he, as with all of us, didn't know his punishment was getting Prench-Kissed by Ms Yada! She also said something about nailing 50 hits on him?"
"Forget I asked." Flash gulped,
"Same," Big Mac shrugged,
"Also Redheart, welcome to the Special Tutorship Club!" Fluttershy reminded,
"Yes, thank you for the welcome." Redheart nodded in thanks, "Now, Thunderlane. Are you sure you're alright?"
"You think a woman grabbing you by the face, and forcibly kissing you right on the lips is something that you can get over? Everything I thought about kissing a girl on the lips is a lie..."
"I think he's traumatized." Cloudchaser inspected, "The Neighponese teachers sure do have a knack for traumatising students in their own non-harassing way."
"You think we should drop him at the hospital?" Flitter asked,
"I'm not that traumatized!" Thunderlane objected, "I'm just exaggerating dude!"
"I doubt that." Fluttershy chuckled, "If anything, you are almost like what happened to Rainbow once she received that 'Killer's Gaze' from Sensei. Stared straight into her soul."
"So Ms Yada violated the whole of Thunderlane's soul?" Soarin gasped, "Ladies and Gentleman! Behold, we have a first male victim of sexual harassment by females!" He boomed theatrically.
"Ha," Thunderlane sarcastically laughed, "Just leave me in peace. I don't want to see that Bitch again."
"Thunderlane!" Flitter gasped, "that's not very nice to the new teacher!!!"
"On the other hand," A voice came from the entrance, "I actually don't mind!" Thunderlane tensed up in shock and fear while the rest of the class turned to see the Palomino bright purple-eyed lady poke her head into the class once again.
"Ms Yada!" Roseluck exclaimed, "How long have you been listening?"
"Long enough!" Yada smiled,
"You Bitch!" Thunderlane growled,
"Oh please," Yada blushed once again at the sounds, "Continue calling me a bitch! It's an honour to be called the title I've always called my teacher!"
"Hold up," Big Mac stopped, "ya callin' Korosensei a bitch?"
"No no!" Yada shook her head, "he's more of a pervert instead. I'm referring to another, Irina Jelavić. She's our former linguistics teacher and a really fine woman! Because of the similarities of her name, as well as her unpleasant and 'thirsty' behaviour, we ended up calling her Professor Bitch!"
"You mean she also does the kissing thing?" Thunderlane asked,
"Yep!" Yada nodded, "and she also likes to motorboat others if you know what I mean... I can actually do it too!" She leaned forward, her momentum causing her melons to jiggle, "Care to try?"
"Grr!!!" Fleetfoot growled to herself, "How the hell are her boobs this big!? It's even bigger than Fluttershy's!!!"
"Hell no!" Thunderlane refused, pushing him and his chair back, "there's no way you're teach's replacement!"
"Well, you are half right," Yada agreed, dropping her seductive act, "I'm also a businesswoman aside from a substitute teacher, same as Professor Bitch. She was a dangerous assassin who killed many targets with her talents before she became our English teacher."
"What, being a bitch?" Thunderlane asked,
"Is it not that obvious?" Yada arched her eyebrow,
"Unbelievable." Thunderlane raised his arms in disgust,
"Anything can be used as a weapon for an assassin, as long as you prepare and plan to make sure it's used as a weapon." Yada explained, "Heard that before?"
"I think Mr Shiota said something about having any tool can be dangerous in the most dangerous of hands," Fleetfoot answered,
"Oh yeah, that reminds me Ms Yada. I'm not sure if you know, but there's been an attack on CHS students two weeks ago, and--"
"The person responsible for it has escaped, and now you want to learn combat once again if he comes around and fights?"
"What?" The students who did not hear the news (Big Macintosh and Roseluck) gasped in shock,
"Yeah," Fluttershy nodded, "So if possible, can you teach us?"
"Sorry dears, I'm afraid that I'm not well versed in firearms or self-combat as Nagisa is, infiltration is my speciality. However, that doesn't mean you won't be learning, I've got another person who'd be just as great!"
"Another classmate of Mr Shiota?" Fleetfoot asked,
"Yep, and you want to know something sweet? He's part of Neighpon's Special Assault Team!"
"Neighponese equivalent to a SWAT team?" Flash asked,
"Correct!" Yada winked, "and he's the other form of backup and will also be tutoring you on such stuff! As long as he gets here in time, he's not that intelligent. Sucks to be him..."
"Oh, are you guys somewhat in a relationship?"
"No no no!" Yada laughed, "Since we're the first two who decided to assist Nagisa on the double in Equestria, we just decided to be colleagues and partners like old schoolmates would!"
"Tōka?" A voice followed by a knock on the door appeared, "Is this the right class?"
"Speak of the devil!" Yada replied, "yes Masayoshi, come in."
"Phew!" The deep-emerald man stumbled in, and out of breath. "This school is a doozy! It's complex compared to Kunugigaoka. Anyway, I managed to buy some lunch for both of us."
"It really shouldn't take you that much energy though." Yada remarked, "It looks like you've sprinted through an entire marathon!"
"I ran back home to pick something up for you." Kimura placed a set of files onto the desk, "Since you're likely to be staying here after school hours, I thought you might be able to pass some free time by finishing the details regarding our housing."
"Aww, I never thought about that! That's so sweet of you." Yada smiled in thanks. Turning back to the class, many smirks, grins, and arched eyebrows stared back at the two adults. Yada realised what she had said out loud, and Kimura was quick to pick up on what was going on.
"Nope!" Kimura defended, his cheeks beginning to blush "There's nothing between me and her!"
"Sure..." The club members responded in unison, then began looking at each other, demanding an explanation of this unified response. Was that expression so easy for all to understand and make almost the same answer?
"So uh..." Kimura introduced, "My name is Masayoshi Kimura, but with lots of parental intention on my Neighponese name, I'm more commonly known now as Justice Kimura. So yeah, you may call me Mr Kimura or Mr Justice if you'd like!"
"Anyway!" Yada interrupted, "It's your beloved Mr Shiota that called me regarding your concerns about that man, so I'm well aware of wanting to learn the tricks of the knife and gun. While we're doing that, I've also received the information regarding your Contest next week. I know just the thing that will do! Something dramatic... Something realistic... Something oriental!"
"Really?" Fluttershy asked,
"Gotta give thanks to Mimura and Hazama. They taught me a lot regarding theatrics, movies and histories. But it's going to involve martial combat acting for two students. Think you can handle it?"
"He can!" The students excepting one replied, with all their fingers pointing to the one who didn't speak: The Blue Spiky-haired boy.
"Woah!" Flash raised his hands up in surrender, "what makes you think I'm more of a fighter? If anything, Thunderlane or Big Mac would be much more of a good idea!"
"Well, I'm not sure how I can describe this for you to understand," Fleetfoot replied, "but your personality just makes you scream loyal and devoted soldier!"
"He certainly does." Fluttershy agreed, "You've also got a family history in the Military."
"Aww..." Flash sighed,
"But ya nailed something Flash, Ah'm quite a fighter mah self." Big Mac added, "so Ah'll be the second fighter. Tell you the truth, it's mah idea fer the contest! What better than a duel?"
"Then it's decided. The showdown will be the main climax for our presentation. Now fitting the rest of you guys will not be hard. Any small skit or act is great!" Yada answered, "Lucky for you, I happen to attain a few clothes, authentic and genuine if I must add too!"
"Sounds like we've got all the equipment necessary. Now all that's left is planning!" Fleetfoot exclaimed,
"Then," Fluttershy asked, "is there anything we should give you?"
"Hmm..." Yada replied, "Tell you what. For the rest of the week, I'll let you guys work hard for the contest as well as training in assassina-I mean self-defence skills! The Special Tutorship Club will dedicate it all to that! Sound good?"
"Depends on your catch," Redheart replied,
"At home and in your free time, I want you to prepare for a practice exam on Friday lunchtime. And I'm going to be picking it! Is that okay?"
"Deal." The club nodded, then looked at each other with questionable looks again.
"Fantastico!" Yada clasped her hands, "Your practice test will be English!"
"Aww..." The Club sighed,
"Now now you guys," Yada comforted, "don't worry about it! Let's prepare for a contest and a fight! Now..." Yada pulls out a set of clothes, "who wants to try on a Kimono?"
Fluttershy stood up the instant the new teacher finished her sentence, and raised her hand with exciting and desperate delight, eager to try on the clothes she looked into yesterday. At the same time, however, Flitter, Cloudchaser, Fleetfoot and Nurse Redheart stood and raised their hands with almost the same amount of excitement.
"I do!" The mentioned girls yelped in unison, then stopped at the sound of unison once more.
"Ehhhhhhhh!?!?!?!?!?" The girls stared at each other with hostile glares of rivalry.
"You girls want to talk it out?" Roseluck, the only one who didn't stand up, suggested.
"Okay then!" Cloudchaser volunteered. "The kimono is known to bring out the best of anyone! What better than wearing contradicting attitudes for great balance?"
"Oh please!" Flitter laughed, "you're too rough for it. Giving you the Kimono is going to be a waste! And now that I think about it..." She turned to Fleetfoot, "you wouldn't fit in either. The only girls that would work well in the Kimono are Fluttershy, Redheart, and I!"
"Excuse me!?" Fleetfoot growled, "for the record, I'm the one who started this idea of joining the contest! I was the one that wanted the club to join in so I get first dibs!"
"But going by that logic," Roseluck chimed in, "Fluttershy was the one who came up with the idea of a Neighponese demonstration, and she was the one who looked through it all."
"H-Hey!" Redheart jumped in, "what about me!? I never got to have my say!"
"You know what? The use of words is getting too stupid, ridiculous and out of hand. I have a better idea." Yada moaned,
"Ms Yada?" Soarin overheard,
"Here's your first self-defence practice today ladies. I want each of you to battle each other for the Kimono! If any of you manage to hold down your opponents for 3 seconds, the kimono is yours!"
"Y-You're going to fight?" Fluttershy gulped as her conscience sprang back, "I-I don't think it's actually worth fighting for--"
"Oh, it's on!" Cloudchaser grinned, poised in a boxing stance, "I'll take you all!"
"Hah!" Flitter laughed as she took on a mock kung-fu stance "I've always wanted to fight you!"
"You two will have no chance of besting me." Redheart rubbed her hands together, "I know every weakness of the body!"
"For once," Fleetfoot smiled as she readied herself to run, "I actually like that idea Ms Melons for Chests!"
"Wait, what!?" Fluttershy jumped at that remark,
"We're doomed..." Roseluck and the boys (including Kimura) sighed in unison as Yada gave the signal to fight.
What happened next was quite brutal, loud and uncomfortable for the audience as four ex-sensible girls tore and punched at each other for the honours of wearing that Kimono. It would cause quite a school problem and big trouble for Yada if any outsiders heard what was going on. Good thing the classroom was soundproof and tinted from the outside.
At an internet cafe, a hooded man uncomfortably made his way to an empty computer and logged in with trembling hands. With his shaking figure, he searched up some news articles regarding the attack upon students. Anxiously scrolling through the articles, he found it. The article regarding the arrest of the psychopath, and the name of his last victim before he was apprehended and taken down by the police, one Nagisa Shiota, a Neighponese Teacher of Canterlot High School.
The hooded man growled. This wasn't the entire truth. The criminal was unbeatable, not even the police can take him down, but to think that this fearsome fighter was outsmarted, utterly defeated...
By this stump of a man and his gazelles!
With another growl, he opened a new tab and searched the name Nagisa Shiota. Little was known about him as a majority of people in the world, but that doesn't mean he's completely safe. Rambling, he entered Facetome, and it was pleasant to see that his account was not forcibly deactivated. Once more, he searched Nagisa Shiota, and there it was. That blue-haired man with azure eyes, smiling cheesily with what seems to be older friends. Looking further, he found the locale of his teaching occupation: Canterlot High School.
The hooded man grinned once again, his finger twitching uncontrollably once more, the lion demands compensation. And he will come out victorious!!