"Which lesson should I talk to the Princess about first? Fluttershy and the dragon? Orrrrrrrr... that sideshow magic trick pony and the Ursa Minor? What's her name. Oooh! Appleloosa! I'll throw some Appleloosa on her!"
"Heavens no, Twilight! You shan't dare let Appleloosa touch her beautiful royal ears!"
"But... b-but we stopped a race war and stuff!"
"Pinkie, I don't want to think about buffalo right now."
"Heehee! I know! Just the Wonderbolts!"
"Omigosh! Omigosh! Omigosh! I am—like—just hours away from shaking hooves with them! Minutes, even!"
"Heeheehee!"
"Sure do hope it's just 'minutes'. Not sure how much longer I can stand sittin' in this gussy getup."
"Applejack, it is not 'gussy!' I designed it to be breezy and comfortable!"
"And we're so very thankful for these dresses, Rarity. You outdid yourself."
"Oooh! The dresses! Rarity's generosity! I'm sure the Princess would love to hear about that!"
"I'll tell Soarin' all about my stunt flights through Ghastly Gorge! Oh gosh—And wait until Fleetfoot hears that I did the Sonic Rainboom—not once—but twice! Oh, they're gonna be so friggin' thrilled with me! I hope they mop the floor of this place!"
"Perish the thought! I want this entire place—nay—this entire evening sparkling clean! Nothing shall ruin the perfection of the night when he proposes to me."
"Yeah. Uh huh. So, Twilight, where's the best place for sellin' apple fritters in this shindig, ya reckon?"
"Well, if you ask me, out by the front garden gate, Applejack. You'll find plenty of partygoes coming to and from the main Palace entrance."
"The garden?! Oh... oh my... is... is it going to be too terribly populated? I-I'm not sure I could enjoy myself if all the beautiful birds and creatures are frightened by the crowds."
"Well, they'd better not leave their messes all over the verandah! OooOooOooh... the verandah! What an absolutely romantic place for a dance! Oooh! Or maybe a greenhouse! Tell me, Twilight, darling! Is there a greenhouse on the premises?"
"If there is, then all of the glass is gonna shatter once I make the speakers go boom! Woohoo! Can't wait to partahhhhh!"
"Just don't scare the animals away, Pinkie! Could you at least do your music making on the other side of the palace? Erm... I mean... if that's alright with you, I mean."
"If they're all partyin' inside the palace, then maybe I should consider movin' my fine eats into one of the main halls. Twilight, what do you think? I know it's askin' much, but could ya get Celestia to make some room for me and my apple stand in there?"
"I should have brought my map!"
"Your map, darling?"
"Yes! I made a map of all the locations where I learned a friendship lesson! It helps me remember every single detail."
"Ehhh... just tell Her Royal Highness that you learned them all in the bathroom of Sugarcube Corner."
"Rainbow!"
"What?"
"I can't tell the Princess that!"
"Why not?! The bathroom is where I learn all my friendship lessons!"
"Same here, Dashie! Or—wait... I got mixed up with where I make them."
"Oh lawd!"
"Pffft—ha ha ha ha!"
"Oh... my..."
"Ungh... Pinkie..."
"Good one Pinks!"
"High hoof! Haaaa!"
"Nnnnngh... sweet nebulous cherubs of common etiquette, grant me strength..."