Life of a Nobody

by Xinrick


Nobody's Underground

“So all save for Scootaloo and Applebloom cuddled you naked?!” I said in disbelief as Joy recapped his previous few days. “Do we give off that image?” I ask, only for Joy to give me the ‘are you joking’ look. “Fine fine.” I sigh out. “Anyways, after that whole debacle and you somehow gaining women as fast as I do basically, want to head off to adventure?”

“Yay.” Joy cheers. “But where to?” The pup asks curiously, wondering where we were going to go.

“Dunno.” I say. “Should we ask someone?”

“Maybe...or we could just wing it.” Joy shrugs. “Just open a portal and see where it goes.”

“Sounds risky, but why not. I’ll tell my girls, you tell yours.” I say, getting up too quickly find them as Joy did the same. It didn't take long to find them as they were all in the bedroom looking over Rarity’s new baby Nancy. “Hey everyone.” I say with a smile. “Meeting Nancy?” I ask all the girls, walking over to also see my new daughter.

“She's adorable.” Luna said. “Might push one...or three out soon since birthing is at will for us now. Also we got a letter from Den.” She said, handing me the letter.

“Thank you.” I nod while taking the letter and opening it, wondering what mama Den had to tell me.

Dear Ben and puppy Joy.

Big things happening in family and everyone. Will tell when can. Will be gone for a while. Lots of licks, mommy.

Ps-  I will be able to reply to texts.

“Well okay then.” I nod while folding up the letter. “Me and Joy will be going off somewhere. Just wanted to tell you all instead of just leaving suddenly.” I tell them all.

“Thank you for that Ben.” Rarity said. “So when will you be back?”

“No idea.” I sigh out. “Time is weird when you're in a different world...but I’ll be back as soon as I can...let’s just hope where me and Joy are going doesn’t involve us being there for a long time…” I say bitterly, hating to be away from my family for so long.

“For every day you're gone that's a night each~” Pinkie teased.

“You girls are insatiable you know that?” I ask.

“Meh.” They all replied. I chuckled as I met back up with Joy who was now wearing his Samurai cloak.

“Girls want a souvenir each.” Joy said.

“Well hopefully we don’t destroy the souvenir’s on accident.” I say sheepishly. “Anyways, let’s get going.” I say while opening up a DTL for the two of us as we both walked in.


Where we exited the DTL was some forest. One that crawled up a mountain. “Yay, climbing.” I say while summoning my glider.

“Exactly.” Joy agrees while hopping onto a card as the both of us start flying up the mountain. After a few moments of flying up we made it all the way up, only to find a cave. “And a cave…” Joy mutters while we both enter the cave carefully.

We went in for a bit before Joy tripped over something. He growled before pulling out...a Hello Kitty flashlight? “Uh...why?”

“Sweetie made me…” He groaned.

He shined the flashlight and we were in some kinda makeshift camp made from junk and dirty things. “Well someone’s already been here…” I say. “Hello?” I call out while moving to the camp, hoping someone was there.

As Joy and I entered there didn't seem to be anyone. We did find a journal.

Entry 1, day 1

Finally stopped running. Police lost me at last. Can't go back to that home, never again. It's dark in this cave, still more space than my old room. Got a few cans of food and a can opener. Won't last. Gotta find food in the wild or scavenge from trash in town.

Dangerous. Both are. Wild has the legends tell of monsters, go back into town, could get caught. Later is best for now. If I get caught, they still have to catch me. ;P

“Okay then…” I frown. “Well, that’s a thing.” I mutter while looking through more of the journal in case there was more. I skipped ahead to the last page with writing.

Entry…? Day…??

Been...a year maybe? Finally someone saw me...and it had to be THEM…I ran, lost them, but can't stay here. They saw where I ran towards. There's a hole further up I saw some months back. Gonna check it out, how deep can it be anyway?

“Okay so down the rabbit hole we go.” I say while putting the journal down.

“You sure?” Joy asks.

“Yep.” I nod. “Now let’s not fall face first down the hole.” I say while the both of us head off towards the hole. After about a minute or so we saw this big fuck off hole in the end of the cave. “Well there’s our hole.”

“Sharp shooter anti grav?” Joy suggests, summoning his sharp shooters.

I floated off the ground without any weapons out. “I kind of thought that I would be able to use the weapons innate magic so...I don’t need my weapons to float.” I say while heading down the hole at a good but safe decent.

Time passed, it was a DEEP hole. After half an hour we saw the bottom...and a kid laying there on a...rather conveniently placed bed of yellow flowers. “And there be our kid possibly.” I say while floating to the ground with Joy, summoning my shield just in case and landed safely on the ground with him. “Hey, you okay?” I ask the fallen child, kneeling down and gently shaking their shoulder.

They groaned, slowly lifting their head up…they looked exactly like Zeke’s son Frisk...save for this Frisk was longer hair...and softer facial features… “ugh… what?” Yup. Girl. Totally a girl's voice.

“Took a nasty fall their kid, if this oh so royally convenient patch of flowers were here you’d be as flat as a pancakes.” I explain.

“What?” She asked, looking up at Joy and I. Her eyes went wide, then, she screamed. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!” Joy and I felt our ears bleed at that as she ran off deeper into the cave yelling, “MONSTERS!!!”

“Fuck!!” Me and Joy shout in pain, grabbing out spare potions and chugging them as our ears started feeling better. “Ow…” I mutter before we both head off to find the girl before she get’s hurt. “Kid wait!” I shout, hoping to catch her before they get into a bad situation.

We chased after her and found ourselves in some kinda ruins. We couldn't hear the girl, damn she's fast, but continued forewords. “Sheesh, she couldn’t have gotten that far.” Joy frowns, surprised that we weren’t getting any headway here.

We came across some kinda traps or puzzles but they were activated. They were...rather simple. “This is...honestly insulting to be honest.” I frown.

“We’re not four.” Joy says while we solved the puzzles with ease.

We kept on until we came across a nice looking house way in the backmost part of these ruins...it looked rather new. “Convenient home is convenient.” I point out. “Wonder if that kids still here.”

We knocked on the door and...a voice similar to skeletor's replied. “Coming!” Who opened the door nearly made me jump. It was Papyrus...but he was wearing robes.“Oh. Are you two new to the Ruins?” He asked

“Papyrus?” I ask, raising my eyebrow at seeing Papyrus here of all places and not in his standard uniform. “Is that you?”

“Why, I didn't think any monster in the Ruins knew what I looked like. How embarrassing...did...did my brother send you?” The skeleton asks nervously.

“No, Sans didn’t send us.” I say. “Listen, did you see a little girl come through? About this tall, screaming ‘monsters’ like a banshee?”

“No. I did find a little girl passed out in my front yard a bit before you two showed up though. Poor thing looked like she ran across the entire ruins.”

“That was our faults sadly.” I sigh out.

“You see, we actually came from the surface and were worried about the little girl that literally dropped a few hundred...maybe more than a few hundred feet straight into a patch of flowers.” Joy explains, not entirely sure if the skeleton will buy our crap but our concern for Frisk was still there.

“Oh. She's resting in the guest room. Best not to wake her just yet. Would you two like to come in? I just made spaghetti and ice tea.”

“Well it’s only nice to accept the hosts offer.” I say with a smile. “Sure, thank you.”

Joy and I entered and sat at the table. Papyrus gave us each a plate of spaghetti and a cup of ice tea. “So, what brings such fuzzy humans to the underground?” He asked.

”We should really remember to put up our hoods more...don’t know why we forgot that…” I mentally sigh out. “We heard ancient legends of Mt. Ebott and were wondering if the stories were true. We found a small little camp made by the girl that’s in your guest room and her journal. She said she jumped down so we had to follow along just to make sure she’s safe.” I explain, my explanation and gigantic lie but still having a grain of truth about the worry over the girl.

“Oh. How caring! Are you two her father's?”

“I’m getting married to a woman.” I deadpan.

“I have a girlfriend.” Joy frowns.

“Sure no discrimination against them but we’re not her father's. We’re just concerned people about a young girl who decided to take a jump down a hole that...kind of should have killed her if not for the very convenient patch of flowers.”

“Oh yes. That flower patch has been there since monsters were trapped under here. It never seems to die which is odd as no one tends to it nor are they magical. They're just there.”

“Well I suppose they are magic in that case.” I shrug. “The purest magic, where you don’t understand why it’s there or how it works but it happens anyways.” I explain.

“Well whatever the case she best be careful. She's not the first to fall and last I knew Sa-... The king, has five already. Five human souls. He needs two more to become a god and break the barrier. This girl makes the second human he needs.”

“How does the barrier work?” I ask curiously, not remembering if Zeke or the people there told me about the barrier and how it worked.

“It was made by seven powerful human mages. It can only be crossed by humans, a monster with a human soul, or broken by one being carrying said seven souls. The king has five already, this girl makes seven…”

“Why didn’t he just take one human soul, pass through the barrier and get the other six?” I ask in confusion.

“Would you, a normal human, seeing something different and unknown to you listen to what it has to say? People fear what they don't understand. Part of why we were trapped down here, they feared us because of what we are. Magic wise we are stronger, body wise...that's weaker. Until we absorb a human soul. Then we carry both human determination and a monsters magical power. They thought we would hunt them for their souls… sadly some did, and now after a long bloody war here we are, trapped.”

“Well alright then.” I nod. ”Even though that part is still kind of...bullshit considering a vast majority of nowadays would just be amazed that monsters even exist.” I mentally add to myself.

“Wait, you said ‘two’ humans were here. Who’s the other human?” Joy asks curiously.

“I have only seen them once. Another young girl, about this child's age. She has brown reddish hair, red eyes, and wears a green hoodie. She lives with a young goat monster she calls brother. They play more than anything.”

“Right then.” I nod. “When do you think the girl will wake up? Also did you see anything follow her? Like...a demonic looking flower or something?” I ask, not entirely sure why I pointed that out but it just felt...right to say that since she fell into a world of monsters in a giant landing pad of flowers.

“Not that I have seen. And she might wake up soon.”

“Alright then.” I nod. “Well hopefully she won’t blow our eardrums out again…”

“I have never heard a girl scream that loudly…” Joy shudders in memorable pain.

“So it was her screams that broke my windows. Didn't take long to replace. I always keep spares of everything in the house. And outside.”

“Always good to have spares.” I nod. “Now, let’s hope she doesn’t flip out again.” I say while drinking my ice tea.

“Thank you.” Joy says while finishing up the spaghetti the skeleton made.

“I hope so too. I’d have to buy more spare windows if that happens.”

“Right then.” I nod. “So, is there anyone outside the ruins we need to look out for? Guards? Crazy scientists? Anything?” I ask, wanting to at least know what we’re getting into when we actually leave with the kid.

“Just the royal guards head guard Toriel, she's a caring woman, but hard and firm when she has to be.”

“That’s what she said.” I whisper to Joy who gave me a deadpanned look, trying his damndest not to get a grin and laugh. “Thank you Papyrus...by the by, is there anything special about combat?” I ask curiously. “Like styles, attacks, something of that nature?” I ask, wanting to know the fighting in this world before I just start using my shield to block everything in worry that I might break something.

“Not really.”

“Okay then.” I nod. “Well glad to know that.”

“We better check on the kid, hopefully she’s awake and not panicking.” Joy says while taking the finished plate and cup from the table and walking over to the sink, floating up and cleaning the dishes. I quickly followed in his footsteps without the floating and cleaned my dishes as well just to be kind. “Where’s the guest room?” Joy asks Papyrus.

“Down the hall, second door on the left.” He said, taking our dishes and washing them just in case.

“Thank you.” Joy nods while the two of us walk off to find the guest room. After a few moments of walking we found the right door. “Let me...at least she won’t freak out about a kid probably her age right?” He says nervously. I backed up as he walked in, though I kept a close look through a crack in the door. “Uh...hey.”

“Ah! A furry!” She yelled, throwing a shoe at Joy.

“Wow, rude.” He says while sidestepping the shoe thrown at him. “First you blow my ear drums out then you throw a shoe at me?” He huffs. “Anyways, the name’s Joy, what’s yours?” He asks, a text box appearing above him that he didn’t notice.

Joy strikes up a friendly conversation

“S...sorry. Just. I mean. You're a wolf boy! Like in all the deviant art pics, only smaller...and clothed.”

Joy blushed brightly. “I am not apart of that deviant art crap.” Joy says sternly. “And now you made me feel violated.” He pouts.

“Internet. No one is safe. So...sorry for screaming that loud…”

“Thank you for apologizing.” He sighs out. “And my brother is also thankful considering you called him a monster.” Joy says. “Especially when he was making sure you were okay.”

“Well you don't look human, save for fingers and being on two legs.”

“We are humans.” Joy says. “Born human, just...magical things happened.” He shrugs. “But I didn’t get your name.”

“Call me Frisk. My real name is...boring…”

“My name is Joy.” Joy deadpans. “And my brother’s name is Ben, try me.”

“2. My name is literally the number 2.”

A text box appeared above him. Joy couldn’t even… “The fuck?”

“My parents were scientists. They didn't pay much attention to my sister or me so to cut time for calling us they named her 1 and me 2. My sis nicknamed me Frisk cause I like to flirt. Too much anime. And I nick named her Chara. Cause she wanted to be a character in a story.”

“Well...I suppose she has good Character.” Joy says with a cheeky grin.

Joy makes a shitty pun in hopes of making Frisk laughs the text box says above his head.

Frisk was quiet at first, before breaking down in laughter. “Wow...that was bad.”

“Bad or not it made you laugh.” Joy smiles genuinely. “But I suppose anime made you frisky huh?”

Joy made another shitty pun...or flirts. A textbox said.

“I suppose. Too many harem animes~” Frisk said, taking two fingers and walking them up Joy’s chest.

“Well…” Joy trails off. “You want to know something practically unbelievable?” Joy asks curiously.

“Sure.”

“I have a harem back on another world.” Joy says with a little smile. “My home world actually.”

“Oh really~. Tell me, they like it doggie style~?” Frisk said, really close to Joy’s face now.

“They said to wait until sixteen...but I know my older brother’s fiance's sure do love it.” Joy says with a grin, not backing down from her lewd comments.

“...Damn it he’s right too…especially Pinkie and Luna…” I mutter under my breath. “Cheeky little bastard.”

“So you’re gonna wait for them? What a gentlemen~” Frisk said. If she was any closer she’d be Joy’s new cloak!

“Okay my frisky lady let’s calm down a moment.” Joy says gently. “Flirting is with words, not actual physical contact that someone might mistake for ‘make out session’.” He explains, wanting to make sure she see’s more than just his beautiful sea green eyes.

“How old are you?” She asks with pouty eyes.

“You wouldn’t believe me even if I told you.” Joy tells her.

“Give me an estimate then.”

“Three hundred.” Joy states. “I’m three hundred years old, Death told me, my older brother, and his fiance’s.”

“How old were you when you died?”

“Thirteen.” He tells her.

“I’m fourteen.” She whispered in his left hear. “And your fur smells nice~” She then did something the girls did to me sometimes...and I did to them...she bit his ear, his tail began wagging like crazy at that.

“You sure about this?” Joy says, shuddering a little against her.

She let go of his ear. “Not gonna go that far, just wondered if you were gonna stop it.”

“I was.” Joy says, Frisk feeling a hand on her stomach in case he needed to stop it. “But...if you want...you can meet my other girlfriends and if they agree you can join my harem since you love harems so much.”

“Maybe, first things first, we get out of here and then find my sister.” She said, jumping off Joy and pushing him onto the floor. “Then I’ll talk to them.”

Joy got up off the ground. “Okay then.”

“Okay love birds that’s enough talking.” I say while opening the door and showing myself. “Hello Frisk.”

“Hi there peeping tom.” She said with a chuckle. “Those big, reflective eyes, make you easy to spot.”

“Either way.” I shrug. “Names Ben, the ‘monster’ that you kept screaming and the other poor injured person with thankfully healed ears.”

“Heh, sorry about that. Was still groggy from the fall and seeing you two well…”

“Just be glad your not dead.” I point out. “And be extra thankful you’re possibly going to be with my little brother.”

“Meh, we’ll see. So...two things, one, how did I get into this room, and two, why do I smell spaghetti?”


After introducing Frisk to Papyrus and talking him into letting us escort Frisk out of the underground and back topside we found ourselves exiting through the door to the rest of the underground Pap had in his basement...for some reason. When we went through it we found ourselves in a snowy forest. “Snow I get, trees...not so much.” Frisk said.

“You just met a magical talking skeleton. Snowy trees not making sense should be the last thing on your mind, also how the hell does this even work when were a thousand feet underground?” I point out, finding those points rather weird since we’re literally underground.

“Big cave? Anyway, onwards!” Frisk said, holding a stick and lifting up as she marched forwards.

“And you're going to date her.” I chuckle while summoning Vexen’s shield and following along.

“Oh shush you.” Joy frowns, summoning Xaldin’s spears and preparing to defend himself just in case. Walking on the snowy trail for a tad bit led us to a bridge...only that the three of us heard someone walking behind us and me and Joy whipping around in defense due to massive amounts of paranoia and combat training.

“Whoa whoa.” The girl says while pulling her hands up from her hoodie pockets in a non-threatening gesture. “Don’t ya know how to shake a new friend’s hand pal?”

“Sorry…” I sigh out.

“Just a little jumpy when things appear behind us.” Joy says sheepishly, letting his lances float behind him as he took the tentative step forward and willing to shake the girl’s hand. Joy shook her hand, and ketchup got squirted onto his hand and part of his sleeve. “What the?”

“Hehe.” The girl said, taking off her hood. She had brown hair, and red eyes that...reminded me of Zeke before that incident. “Hey, names Chara-” She was talking before she and Frisk spotted each other. “S-s-sis?!”

Frisk practically charged at Chara, nearly knocking her over as she gave her a tear filled hug. “I thought I’d never see you again!” Frisk cried.

Chara, after the shock left, pet Frisk’s head. “You crybaby.”

“This is...oddly convenient…” I say with a half frown.

“But not unwanted convenient.” Joy adds.

“So how did you get down here?” Frisk asks Chara.

“Ya know that brat Steve from school?”

“Yeah?”

“Dared me to jump in. Did, little prick likely thinks I’m dead. Hope he’s paranoid as all hell for it.”

“You crazy.” Frisk said as she punched Chara’s shoulder.

“Well glad to see you two catching up.” I smile.

“I smell goat…” Joy points out. “Why do I smell goat? And…” Joy trails off. “A crap ton of purity?” He adds, not sure why purity had a scent but pointed it out nonetheless.

“That be my sorta brother Ray-” Chara starts before Frisk interrupts.

“We got a brother?!” Frisk says. “Where!?”

“Calm down Flash, he’s up ahead. We’ve been playing a game for a while but usually he wins. Mind helping out my reflection?”

“Chara, you know that nick name creeps me out.”

“We are twins, technically you are since I was born first.”

“Well we were going to help her anyways cause casanova here decided to have a flirting contest with her.” I say while patting Joy’s head.

“Do you really need to tell her?” Joy huffs.

“Not my fault you told Frisk you were in a harem when she likes harem anime’s.” I point out.

“Well since you three are here, mind helping me out?” Chara asks.

“Besides helping Frisk, what did you have in mind?” I ask.

“My bro is gonna come along soon, Frisk can help me with my end but to make it fair game. You two help Ray try and “capture” us. Just, don't hurt Frisk or me when Ray gets too into it.”

“Don’t worry, we won’t.” Me and Joy say at the same time. “Anyways, onwards to finding Ray.” I say while me and Joy walk off in hopes of finding Ray, deciding to float over the chasm instead of taking the bridge like normal people because fuck it.

When we reached the sentry station just before entering a town I saw Chara at the wooden station. Joy and I landed next to it. “Sup?” She asked.

“Either you teleport or you're just fast.” I frown. “So you just left Frisk?”

“Trade secrets.” She replied with a smile. “Since you two look like monsters and not humans just play along when Ray get's here. Frisk is hiding under the desk here,”

“Hi.” Frisk replied. Still hiding.

“He should be coming around soon to call me lazy again for not finding humans. Psst, I see one in the mirror every day.”

“I’m pretty sure he got mad when you told him ‘I found a human’ and pointed at a mirror.” I chuckle.

“It's adorable when he gets flustered.” Chara chuckled. “Oh, speak of the goat.”

“Chara!” Joy and I looked to our side, seeing a...goat child. He was Joy’s hight, pure white, fluffy fur, wearing an adorable costume with a long scarf. “Did you find a human?” He asked, coming up to her desk.

“Chara...how can this fluffy goat child be so adorable?” I ask.

“That's just how Ray is. He gets his fluffiness from mom.” She said.

“Is her name Toriel?” I ask, having met Toriel before on Daybreak but not knowing much about Toriel here.

“Yeah. She's captain of the royal guard.”

“Right then.” I nod. “And I suppose you want to be like your mother huh?”

“Yeah! She protects the whole underground. The only monster here stronger than her is the king.” Ray said.

“Only heard of how strong Sans is...never actually seen him fight.” I shrug, using my ‘monster’ look as an excuse to just outright know who the king was.

“They say he only has one hp, but has enough mana to more than make up for it.”

“I have a feeling he’s also good at dodging.” I point out. “Cause no matter how magically strong you are, if a stiff breeze can basically knock you over still then you need to prepare for it.”

“Oh yeah, his rate of teleportation is unmatched. Some say he also knows your next move before you do.”

“Sounds interesting.” I say, honestly impressed.

“We haven’t actually introduced ourselves actually.” Joy says, reminding me that we haven’t even said our names.

“Oh, sorry.” I say sheepishly. “My names Ben, and this is my little brother Joy.” I say while patting Joy’s head.

“Nice to meet you.” Ray said. “Haven't seen you in town before. You from Hotland or?”

“That’s a...little hard to explain. But what’s your name? Cause all Chara here said was your name is ‘Ray’.” I say.

“It's a nickname. My name is Asriel.”

“Nice to meet you Asriel.” I say.

“You said your a guard in training?” Joy asks.

“Yeup! Mom let me and Chara live in our Snowden home for training as sentries. Though she has me visit her once a week in our home in Waterfall for special training.”

“Really? First you name a town after a snow pun...and then you probably just named an entire section of the ground because it has waterfalls?” I frown.

“I’m sorry but does any of the places back home sound any less terrible with the puns?” Joy asks.

“I know I know.” I sigh out, rubbing my temple. “But I suppose people have been snowden a few too many times to not name it that right?” I ask, making a shitty shitty pun that I feel bad about.

“Every morning!” Ray says with surprising enthusiasm.

“Takes half an hour to dig out the front door.” Chara adds. “Bright side, we have made some amazing snow sculptures.”

“I made a shitty pun and you pointed out how it actually happens…” I frown.

“Surprising.” Joy says, a snowflake gently landing on Joy’s nose. “But understandable.”

“So, Ray. How went patrolling east Snowden?” Chara asks.

“All’s clear!” Ray said.

“What are you looking for?” I ask. “A snow poff or something?” I wonder, not sure why I pointed out a snow poff but finding it...suitable I suppose.

“A human so I can tell mom so she can warn them about the king.”

“Then I suppose we already found a human.” Joy says while pointing to Chara. “Or is there some story behind this?”

“Mom saved me when the king was about to rip my soul out.” Chara said. “Yelled some nasty words I didn't see coming and took me to her home. Been living with her, dad, and Ray ever since.”

“Who’s your dad?” I ask, not really knowing who Toriel was married to to begin with.

“Asgore, the royal scientist.”

“We have a guard captain and a royal scientist...makes sense.” I shrug.

“Are they still married?” Joy asks, worried that there bond still held instead of being long gone.

“That's...complicated…both mom and dad work to serve the kingdom but they've been...distant lately.”

Me and Joy look down. “Well...hopefully it can be solved. And hey, maybe with a little help it can be solved.” I say, hoping to at least save a suffering marriage that two children shouldn’t be put through.

“Where is your father actually?” Joy asks curiously.

“In Hotland, that's where his lab is.” Ray says.

“Okay then.” I nod. “Glad to know that. But let’s see now, we have ‘Snowdin’, ‘Waterfall’, and ‘Hotland’...this is starting to sound like the start of a Mario game…” I frown, now only missing the desert and jungle worlds.

“Do either of you have any favorite pass times?” Joy asks, wondering when Frisk will do something here, even though talking to new friends is nice.

“I play capture the human with Chara. Wanna play?” Ray asked.

“Well…” I start. “Got nothing better to do I suppose.”

“Isn’t it a little unfair considering Chara’s the only human here?” Joy asks, playing dumb that Frisk is still probably under the table.

“Well, kinda, but Chara is a lot tougher than she looks!”

“Plus.” Chara said.

“Plus?” Ray questioned.

“Plus this time I’m not alone.” Chara stepped back, and Frisk jumped up. “This is Frisk Ray, my sister from topside and partner in our game.”

“What?! No way! Glad to finally meet you, Chara’s always talking about you, but, uh, guess we’ll introduce better after the game though, come on you two, let’s go set up the puzzles!” Ray said, running ahead, full of energy.

“Wow, he seems more happy than usual, you two best catch up, I wanna talk with my sis for a bit, catch each other up on what’s gone on since I did my disappearing act two years ago.”

“Alright.” I nod.

“Wait up.” Joy says, rushing along to catch up with the happy goat child.

“See ya later.” I say while vanishing, snow kicking up before I caught up to Joy who was chasing Asriel.

After a bit of a chase, we caught up with the goat child. “Oh, you two finally caught up, great, now, I need you two to help with something, you see this large field of snow?” Ray asks, pointing out to a large empty field of snow.

“I’m sorry, but I think we’re looking at another large field of snow.” I point out, considering this entire area of the underground is basically nothing but snow. “Yes, we do see the empty snow field.”

“Take this and walk into it.” Ray said, tossing Joy a small blue orb.

Joy nodded and took the blue orb. “Okay.” Joy shrugs while walking over the field with the orb in hand. “So what? Is this a ‘guess where to step’ puzzle?” Joy asks, having a good feeling about the puzzle as he just walks through it.

As soon as he walked into it, he felt like he bumped into something and the orb made a loud buzz sound, startling Joy and making Ray laugh. “It’s an invisible electric fence maze! Dad made it for me! I had to beg for a month before mom finally said I could get it.”

“Interesting.” I say. “You could say I’m shocked by how creative it is.” I say, making another shitty pun.

“That pun was bad and you should feel bad.” Joy frowns.

“I always feel bad Joy.” I say with a smile.

“Come on, let’s get on the other side before Chara and her sister show up.” Ray said, walking on a space around the maze, covering his tracks as he did. After a bit Chara arrived first...from BEHIND US, and Frisk arrived from the way we came. “Aha human, this is the insolvable, Electric Puzzle Maze!” Ray said, getting into character of this game. “You will have to watch yourself, a wrong step and the blue...the blue...uh, Joy, did you leave the orb on the other side for Frisk?”

Joy looked down at the orb still in his hands. “Uh...no? Chara forgot it.” Joy says nervously, while I just chuckled at the poor pups plight. “Uh...here, you know your way through the maze so here.” He says while handing the orb to Chara.

“Thanks.” Chara said, taking the route around the maze, giving it to Frisk, then walking back here on the same side path. Frisk chuckled before following Chara’s footprints in the snow over to us.

“Curses human, you are too clever!” Ray declared. “My next puzzle will not be so forgiving!” With that, he dashed off.

“Well that went better than usual.” Chara says.

“He’s too pure for this world.” I whine, not believing someone that wasn’t one of my children was so pure.

“Anyways, onwards to the next puzzle.” Joy says, wanting to see what else Asriel had in store for Frisk.

“Sure, it’s a bit of a walk, you’ll run into snow poffs, a few messed up snow dog statues, a Nicecream vendor, and a mini puzzle or two. Go on ahead to catch Ray, wanna relax a bit with sis.” Chara informed us.

“Wait, why is someone selling ice cream in the middle of an area that is always snowing and cold?” I ask with a frown. “That’s a bad business decision…”

“Well either way let’s just find Asriel before he wonders where we went.” Joy says before running off to find the lovable goat.

“Fine fine.” I say while following along.

We found all that Chara said we’d find, including the Nice cream, not ice cream, vendor, and Joy and I bought one since it was one of those things you can break in two since it had two sticks. We shared one, it tasted really good despite the cold environment, and we caught up with Ray. “Oh, hey you two.” Ray said, writing some stuff down in front of some kinda puzzle that was rather poorly made it seems. It had blue X’s and I think it’s one of those, get all the X’s and turned into O’s but step on one twice and you have to restart. “I’m mostly planning right now, take a rest if you want.”

“And what is this barely finished puzzle?” I ask curiously. “Is it a ‘get all the tiles to be the same color’ or something?”

“Yeah, Chara and I can’t figure it out because of how bad whoever made it set it up. You can try and solve it but Chara and I have been trying to for months, but knock yourselves out.”

I nod before taking a step forward and onto the first tile, wondering if it just turns to only one other color or too many colors. It did, and when I stepped off and on it again it changed again, but trying it a third time it didn’t switch. Joy was at the reset button for whenever I messed up. After my second try because of dealing with the shitty design of it I finally solved it. “It’s not that hard to solve, it’s just the design is shit.” I shrug.

“Oh, thanks, saved me time.” Frisk said, skipping passed up as Ray tried to run ahead of her.

“Wow...that could not have been timed better.” Chara said, somehow behind me.

“Yeah, after solving a simple puzzle that apparently the two of you couldn’t solve.” I shrug. “But I can understand because it’s design is shit.” I frown. “Anymore puzzles or is Ray going to use his adorableness against Frisk?”

“He likely has two more in mind but I wouldn’t worry about them. Dad just made an empty metal box for the first one and the second one, mom and dad both didn’t even attempt to make it.” Chara said.

“I’m worried…” I say with a frown. “But anyways, we better catch up to the two before something silly happens.”

Joy and I ran after the two. When we arrived Chara was somehow on the other side with Ray...how? She didn’t even run along side us? “How in the hell?” I frown at Chara.

“I call hax.” Joy says, finding the amount of how Chara can just instantly teleport without caring is a tad stupid.

“Meh.” Chara said.

“Now than human! Time for one of the most dangerous puzzles, my dad, has made!” Ray said, very much in character and not caring about Chara’s hacking reality. “Now, time for-”

“I’m gonna stop you there bro.” Chara said. “First off, you really think mom would let you have a deathtrap tile puzzle? Or that dad would actually build it? This box here is empty, well, I keep ketchup packets in here but it’s mostly empty, and the tiles on the floor are just broken flatscreen tv’s found from the junk that falls into the underground.”

“But-”

“No Ray, sorry to be blunt, but you know mom and dad won’t ever let you have something that dangerous. Mom about had a cow when you got hurt using a SPORK!”

“How the hell did you hurt yourself with a spork?” I ask, not believing that actually happened.

“Not even he knows… he was eating with it...then he somehow got a cut on his lip taking it out of his mouth...needless to say mom burned it to an unrecognizable pile of metal forever melted into the ground in out backyard in our Waterfall home.”

“The cinnamon roll...is weird…” I shake my head. “And I’m calling Ray a cinnamon roll because he’s too pure for this world just so’s ya know.” I say honestly.

“Hey!” Ray called out.

“He’s not too off.” Chara said. “I often wonder...hang on a moment… Yo Joy, mind coming over here?”

Joy nodded and walked over to Chara. “What do you need?” He asks Chara, wondering what the girl wanted.

“Stand in front of Ray, like...that.” She positioned Joy so he was in front of Ray, facing sideways, or rather, facing her. “Perfect!”

“Am I missing something?” Joy asks curiously. “Or are you trying to compare me to Ray here?”

“Not exactly.” She said, placing an arm on Joy’s shoulder and, before Joy could properly react, fell backwards, pulling Joy with her. She made sure that how they fell they...well, they touched in THAT area. “Oh my~ Naughty dog~”

“I wha- wait!” Joy tried to say, only for stuttering nonsense to come out at the circumstance.

“Watta go sis!” Frisk cheered.

“Sheesh, you are a natural with women.” I laugh, seeing Joy’s face completely beat red.

“Uh...I...uh…” Joy mutters, not believing any of this and worried he’s doing something wrong.

Chara looked over at Ray...who’s face was cherry red blush...and unconscious. “Damn it, he is too pure…” She said, tossing Joy off her. “Well all I got out of that was the length of Joy’s member...pretty sure that’s big for a thirteen year old.”

Joy’s nose started to turn into a blood fountain. “Uh...I...uh...I didn’t...think I’d…”

“Get two girlfriends on this trip?” I ask with a cheeky grin.

“Any number of girlfriends…” He says, reaching over and finding a snow poff before using it to smother his face...only for it to steam away with how hot his face was.

“At least the nose bleed went down.” I point out.

“Shut up…” Joy whines, getting up and brushing the snow off his cloak. “Anyways...did Frisk tell you about me and Ben? And a...thing she want’s to probably join?”

“Yeah, and us being twins wanna tell you, or rather, show something to you.” Chara said with a devious smile while she motioned Frisk to come over, she did and the two talked up to Joy. They were...real close...they then hugged each other tightly before Frisk gave a playful lick to Chara’s cheek… Joy’s nosebleed went up to ten feet high at that.

“OH COME ON!” Joy complains, trying to stop his nosebleed. “I don’t want to die from blood loss…” He whines.

“Be glad your blood is going north rather than south.” I chuckle.

“Stahp!” Joy whines. “You're not helping!

“Relax doggie style.” Chara says, she and Frisk separating. “That’s just a tease, still debating on being with you~”

“Well...I hope I make a good impression.” He says with a little smile, hoping these two lovely teens can join in. “Cause...I do hope to make two lovely girls like you two be happy and feel loved.” He explains with a smile.

“I’d only accept on one condition.” Chara said.

“What’s the condition?” Joy asks.

“Well first off, Joy, next time check your pockets.” Chara said as she pulled out...the gender bending mirror! “You dropped this, and man was that a surprise when we found out what it does.”

“Uh...I can explain.” I say nervously. “And Joy, how the hell did you get that?”

“You almost forgot it, so I took it to make sure they didn’t know about it…” Joy says nervously. “Crap...the cat’s out of the bag on this one.” He says nervously.

“Well point is I wanna use this to prank Ray, turn him into a goat girl for a bit, and some laughs, then change him back. Just, when he wakes up, tell him he has something on his face and when he looks into your convenient mirror, poof, shock of his life.” Chara says.

“That sounds funny.” Joy chuckles. “Okay...but when he wakes up.”

“Should be a few more minutes.”

“Alright.” Joy nods.

“What do you think about Joy you two?” I ask curiously.

“He’s too easy, but fun.” Frisk said.

“Meh, he’s big enough.” Chara said.

“I know we just met...but that seems a little harsh…” Joy says bitterly. “But...hopefully I can change that if we get to know each other more…” He says, hoping that they’ll see him more than just a sex object.

“Don’t worry they will.” I say honestly. “Or not, that’s up to them.”

“Still, here’s this to think about. You got two, bisexual, incestual, twin sisters considering you as their boyfriend~” Chara said as she and Frisk walked over to Joy.

Joy stood up again and brushed the snow off of his coat. “It does sound amazing when you put it that way.” Joy chuckles.

“Joy is a happy little ball of fluff if you two haven’t realised, so he will make sure the two of you, and the rest of his harem, are all happy as can be.” I explain simply. “And seriously, seeing Joy embarrassed is just adorable.”

“Shut up!” Joy barks at me, only making me laugh.

“Ugh, what happened?” Ray said as he began to wake up.

“Showtime.” Chara said, handing Joy the mirror.

“Hey Ray, I think you got a little something on your face.” Joy says while walking over. “Here’s a mirror to help you out.” He says, handing the gender bending mirror to the goat child.

“Oh. Thanks.” Ray said as he stood up and took the mirror. The second he looked into it the magic activated and the flash startled him...he dropped the mirror and it hit the snow...but the sound of breaking glass made my blood run cold. “What was-” Ray stopped talking, noticing the slight tone change in his voice. It was more feminine. “What happened to my voice?” Physically Ray didn't look too different, ears were a bit longer but that was all we could see.

“You broke the mirror…” I mutter. “Well...that’s at least a load off my back…” I mutter to myself thankfully. “So Ray, what you looked into was a ‘gender bending mirror’, which basically means ‘you're now a girl’.” I explain simply.

“What?” He, er, she asked. Ray ran behind a tree...two seconds later a high pitched scream that rivaled Frisk’s when we first arrived.

“Fuck!!” Me and Joy shout in pain, covering our ears and thankfully not feeling blood but still extreme pain from the scream.

“CHARA!!!” Ray yelled, running in a panic with some tears up to the girl. “What do I do!?” Ray asked as ‘she’ shook her.

“First...stop...shaking...me!” She yelled, making Ray stop. “Thank you. Now Ray, there is only one option for you.” Chara said, making her best serious face and looking Ray right in the eyes. “First, tell mom, second, if this can’t be fixed, I recommend masterbating to-” Joy actually hit Chara on the head, lightly, with Skysplitter.

“As far as I know it can’t be fixed because the mirrors broken.” I point out.

“Chara!” Joy barks. “This isn’t the time for dirty jokes.” He says to her, honestly sad and worried to see Ray like this.

“How else is Ray gonna get used to having a vagina and a clitoris!” She barked back at Joy. “Besides, she, he, she, is fourteen too and even when Ray was a girl they didn’t know what masterbating was til I told them...mom got me good for that...couldn’t sit for a week, but got free ice cream for that week as I saved her and dad from having the talk with Ray.”

“Why are you trying to tell the cinnamon roll dirty things?” I ask. “I know it’s a fact of life and we can’t escape it but still…” I say. “It must have also been hilarious to try to talk about it.”

“His face was also red for a week.” Chara said with a hint of pride.

“Ha.” I chuckle, while Joy moves over to Ray.

“Are you okay?” Joy asks the new goat girl gently, trying his best to be caring and considerate for her plight.

“I feel...really weird…” Ray admits.

“I’m sorry…” Joy apologizes for the entire thing. “But...I’m here for you if you need any help okay? I’m not a girl so...I don’t know your pain but I’m here to help.” The dire wolf pup says to the goat, the weird difference between their races, Joy being a Dire Wolf and Asriel being a goat monster, only making the scene just...more adorable for some reason.

“I feel...oddly warm...Uhhh.” Ray said, trailing off as she stared at Joy...

“Uh...warm...how?” Joy says nervously.

Ray’s only response was a small drool line from the side of her mouth. “MINE!” She screamed, pouncing on Joy like a Lion going for a kill...she also had her tongue ALL the way down his throat.

“Wow...didn’t see that coming.” Chara said, taking out a lollipop and unwrapped it and starting eating it.

Joy was practically freaking out because of the forcefulness and how her tongue somehow went all the way down his throat. He put his hands on her chest and tried to push away just so he could breath for five seconds.

“We should stop this…” I say simply. “Hmm…” I look at Chara and Frisk, wondering if they’ll do anything about it.

Chara shrugged. “Meh, it’s a good show. Pray hunts the predator~” Frisk said.

Joy managed to push Ray off of him and broke the kiss, panting for breath. “Jesus christ girl, slow down for five seconds.” He pants. Ray’s response was moving her mouth...towards Joy’s pants zipper…”NOPE!” Joy shouts, grabbing her head and lifting her up in the air. “Not until you're sixteen, just like your sisters and the rest of my harem. Got.That?” Joy growls, the very horny girl seeing his predatory stare of ‘you won’t get it until I say you’ll get it’.

“Okay that’s enough you two!” I bark, walking over and lifting the two by their collars, Joy removing his hands from Ray’s head and I separated the two. “No fucking until you're sixteen.” I frown.

“I NEED- Yipe!” Ray yelped as Chara put a very large snowball in Ray’s underpants.

“Better?” She asked.

“Lots.” Ray said, some relief in her voice.

“There.” He says while putting the two down. “Now, Ray. Since you practically tried to rape Joy, you're going to join his harem, that both Chara and Frisk are willing to join if they so decide.”

“Might as well, that was fun to watch.” Chara said. “That happen often with the others?”

“It’s more...just teasing about when the rest of the girls are sixteen.” Joy sighs out. “I...honestly want the teasing to stop cause it’s getting to the point where they literally don’t care about age anymore but keep saying ‘until we’re sixteen’.” Joy rolls his eyes, finding the amount of teasing so gratuitous it’s not even funny.

“I am so there!” Frisk cheered. “Warning! I sleep in the nude!”

“So do some of my other girlfriends.” Joy sighs out.

“Sheesh Joy, you are getting all the lucky ladies.” I chuckle.

“Shut up.” Joy sighs out.

“Anyways, where to next? Cause I’m pretty sure we’re going to have to meet your parents next you two.” I say while pointing to Chara and Ray. “I’m sure Toriel’s gonna have a field day learning about this.” I grumble.

“I’ll call mom and tell her to meet us in Hotland at Dad’s lab.” Chara said. “I know a good shortcut from here to Hotland.” We followed Chara to their home. It was a nice house. Chara grabbed a cell phone and called Toriel. They chatted and she agreed to meet us at their dad’s lab in Hotland. Chara walked us over to this place where...a yellow duck stood there. “Across please.” The duck one by one flew us all across a small, but deep, river and we walked on the other side and we were in Hotland, where Chara walked us over to her and Ray’s dad’s lab.

“Let’s hope shit doesn’t hit the fan…” I whisper to Joy.

“Don’t worry...it’s gonna hit the fan…” Joy whispers back bitterly.

We entered the lad, where a Toriel in armor and an Asgore in a lab coat with glasses. “What did you want to talk about Chara?” Toriel asked, her voice very calm and motherly...lot like mamma Den.

“This.” Chara said...pulling Ray’s pants and underwear down… “You son is a girl and my brother is now a sister...also my sister from the surface, Frisk.”

“Hi.” Frisk said.

Toriel and Asgore had their jaws dropped...then they both passed out. “That’s what I expected.”

“Well...that happened.” I shrug.

“Kind of expected them to at least last more then that sentence and display…” Joy says honestly. “So now we wait for them to wake up.

Ray pulled up her pants fast. “Why did you have to pants me?!” She yelled at Chara.

“Didn’t wanna explain everything.” Chara replied in a rather uncaring tone. “Plus mom would have had to see sooner or later. I picked show her now rather than sooner, being later, and later, being when your guard is down.”

“Alright then.” I nod. “So, what are they going to think about Frisk?” I ask curiously.

“And what are they going to think about me?” Joy asks worriedly.

“Dad will like you both, mom will like Frisk, most likely try and kill you Joy. She’s protective like that. Dad let’s us have fun within reason.”

“Okay then.” I nod.

“Oi vey…” Joy sighs out, summoning Xaldin’s lances just in case. “Well I better have these out just in case.”

After Toriel and Asgore woke up and we explained what happened Asgore took a look at the broken mirror and Toriel chased Joy around the lab...and most of Hotland, launching house sized fireballs at the pup. About four hours passed Toriel calmed down some, though Joy needs his suit repaired and his tail hair was half burned. “So you are willing to take in Chara and Asriel, as well as Frisk, have them in a safe place, teach them to fight properly, while this...mutt, also dates them…” Toriel said.

“The only reason why I-” Joy starts before I stop him.

“To start off. Yes, I have a home for the three that is safe, guarded, and I know plenty of masters that can teach them how to fight with many weapons.” I say simply, before stepping forward and glaring at her. “But if you dare call my little brother, the one that’s going to show them love and affection in a now breaking marriage, again…” I say coldly, the well trained and experienced guard sensing that she’s over her head with me.

“The only reason Asgore and I are divorcing is because of what he does for the king...every human the king killed Asgore used their souls to experiment ways to open or break the barrier…” Toriel growled.

“I only did as ordered Tori, the king may not feel regrets but I do. He’s insane! Thinking he can become a god and talking to himself when it’s dark.” Asgore barked back at Toriel.

“I’ve met an actual god...there’s no way in hell he can be like that.” I shake my head. “Toriel, listen to the one person that loves you. Would he really do this of his own free will? Do you have any idea what threats the king has thrown at him just to do what he has to do now?” I ask. “Your life, and the life of your children, or doing work to try and break the barrier. If you were in his shoes, would you sacrifice the only things that you love above all else just to show that you don’t agree with him?” I growl.

Toriel began to ponder. “Well…ever since I stopped talking to him and his brother left the king has been more isolated, save for his new consultant.”

“Who.” I say, not as a question, but as a demand to know. “Cause what you just said...is most likely a life or death situation for all beings on this world.” I growl.

“Who is his consultant? Or do you even know?” Joy asks, trying to have a more gentle approach than me being aggressive.

“Never said her name, just know she wears a metal mask all the time.” Asgore said.

“That’s not good.” I frown. “That is not good at all…” I mutter while stepping away and turning to Chara. “You know a shortcut to the Ruins right?” I ask Chara, hoping to god this girl knows a shortcut.

“I know one that can work, but it takes a lot of mana that I don’t have. Humans like me don’t generate all that much naturally.”

“Shit...can you show Toriel how to use it?” I ask curiously.

“Can’t, not sure how I even do it.”

“Try this.” Asoge said, handing Chara a bag of...mana chisps. “Monster food is made from magic, but Chara being human needs more to pull off magic attacks. These new chips are made with the amount of mana a month's worth of monster food holds. This should be enough.”

“Thanks dad.” Chara said, opening the bag and chowing down. She then pulled a knife-

“Chara! Where did you get that?!” Toriel demanded in that ‘you’re in trouble’ parenting voice.

“Later mom.” Chara said, the knife in her hand glowing red like it it was super heated. She then slashed the air...a tear in space time opening up… “This should lead back to the Ruins entrance. I used this to jump around Snowdin when we were playing. Small distances are easy, long ones like where it’s going are harder.”

“That’s a nifty ability.” I say with a nod. “Toriel, you can Chara go down and get Papyrus’s bony ass up here and get to the castle as fast and possible. Me and Joy will head off to find Sans...hopefully he’s not too far gone…” I frown.

“We better get going.” Joy says. “You should stay here Frisk, we don’t know how strong Sans is and I don’t want to see you hurt.”

“Okay, so...I’ll watch Tv.” She said.

“I’ll make some popcorn.” Asgore said.

“And then Frisk sneaks out under your nose and appears near us.” I point out. “How good at you are dodging Frisk?” I ask the girl, knowing full well she’s going to follow along even if Joy didn’t like it.

“About as fast as Chara, when we got bored back on the surface we raced the kids on bikes and did some parkour by running over fences.”

“If you were to have an arrow shot at you, could you dodge it?” I ask.

“Have and did, never run through the archery teams line of fire for a shortcut in school.”

“Fast enough.” I nod. “Alright you, let’s go.” I say. “Where be the right direction besides ‘go through that door’?” I ask, pointing to the door that we didn’t go through. “And how much property damage am I going to have to pay for?”

“Get us out of the underground, none.” Asgore said. “I’ll ring the evacuation drill so everyone leaves for Snowdin. Should take them ten minutes, half an hour at longest.”

“Thank you. But just so you know, doors will be destroyed, puzzles will be ignored, and monsters will hopefully ignore us long enough to get to the tricked king.” I explain.

“Take the elevator, it’s linked to the king’s throne room. Just hit all the buttons twice, that’s the code to make it run up there. Can’t having anyone enter his throne right? Well, this is an exception but that’s besides the point.”

“Thanks Asgore.” I nod. “Alright you two, let’s go.” I say while walking towards the pretty convenient elevator and pushed the button, seeing the doors open. When me, Frisk and Joy were all in the elevator and pushed all the buttons twice, seeing the doors close and we all shot up towards the throne room. “So...ready to talk a skeleton down from causing mass genocide?” I ask Frisk.

“If we can.” Joy said. “If this is...her, then who knows what she’s told and done to him.”

“Let’s hope it’s not her…” I say worriedly. “We’re pretty boned if it’s that bitch who made Sans go crazy.”

The elevator dinged and the opened, we were facing behind his throne. “So...what brings you three here?” Sans’s voice spoke in a dull monotone.

“We’re here to stop the person who’s controlling you, and save you from this madness.” I explain. “You're smart, you must know you’re being used.”

“Duh.” He replied. “I’ve known, but these days I just don’t care. Don’t even have the energy to fight her on a move.”

“Who is she?” I ask, summoning my shield and Reunion just in case. “We’re here to help.” I say, Joy spawning an elixer.

“I have something that’ll make you feel a hundred percent.” Joy says, hoping he can be saved as Lindworm surrounded him.

“I trained Toriel, all my guards personally...besides,” Joy felt a bony hand grab his shoulder, he looked over it, seeing Sans there, a small crown on his head and some elegant robes for his clothes. “Checkmate.” Joy was suddenly thrown across the room, as I was about to react, bones went THROUGH my legs, pinning me down, and likely crippling me too while Sans grabbed Frisk. “Well, at least you help contribute to the kingdom.” Sans said as he dragged Frisk.

“Like hell!” I shout, the bones that went through my legs snapping as I went into my Master form and healing me fully. “You are not going to kill Frisk.” I growl.

A bone went though Frisk’s arm. “I can.” Another though her leg. “And I will…” The third...through her heart… “To save my people from this prison.”

“NO!” Joy shouts in rage.

“Murdering children is not the answer!” I shout, Joy grabbing Frisk's body and disappearing, bringing out a revival item in hopes to safe her. “What would Papyrus think!?!”

“YOU BASTARD!!” We all turned to the main entrance, seeing Chara, Toriel, and Papyrus...though, it was Chara that screamed. She lifted up her knife, it glowed red...and her eyes turned black. “Let’s go dirty sister killer!”

“You’ll have a bad time kid.” Sans replied, he shot bones at Chara. We didn’t even see her move before the bones were sliced into powder. “Oh right, you’re human...the Determination trait… This will be interesting.” The two circled each other before vanishing, a hole appeared in the wall while all anyone could see outside was flashes of light and the occasional clanking.

“Come on Phoenix Down, don't be useless.” Joy mutters, tears falling as he placed it down on the dead girl, seeing a light gently heal her wounds. “Please...please work…” He mutters sadly.

The wounds on her body healed in flashes of light, then she coughed as she took air back into her lungs. “Owh...that sucked…” She muttered.

“Frisk!” Joy yips happily and hugged her happily.

“Still sore, still sore!” She cried.

“Oh, sorry.” He says worriedly, loosening up his grip. “I'm glad your back...but Chara is...fighting Sans.”

“And I have a bitch to kill.” I growl.

“Oh shit!” Frisk said, jumping up. “We gotta stop her!”

“Can you keep track of that?” Joy frowns, pointing towards the DBZ esc fight.

“Uh...no...she’s never fought with magic before so I can’t even see where she is!” Frisk said worried.

“I know you're here!” I bark to literally no one. “So get your ass out here and quit hiding like the bitch you are!” I shout, readying myself for a fight.

There were footsteps, slowly walking, but I didn’t see anyone...then I looked up, and saw her, wearing that mask! “Nice to see you again...Ben, right?” She asked, sitting down on the ceiling.

“Having fun making a good person go mad?” I growl. “But get down here.”

“You get up here.” She said, waving her hand as I fell...UP! I managed to spin to my feet...upside down, whatever and found myself standing in front of her.

“Why did you corrupt a nice king?” I growl.

“Nice doesn’t describe him. He slaughtered thousands in the war that trapped his people down here, if it wasn’t for his brother stopping him, humans would have gone extinct on this world. He’s a being without much light in his heart, yet still wishes to be good, but is easily swayed by his inability to find other routes.”

“He just needs help being pushed in the right direction.” I say while pointing my Keyblade at the assassin.

I could feel her smile under that mask of hers. “You and him are a lot alike, both naturally dark, wanting to be good, fighting your hearts nature...it’s entertaining really.”

“You wish.” I say, taking a deep breath and readying myself to fight.

She stood, taking out some kinda sword rather than summoning a Keyblade. She charged forward and I dodged. She was fast, damn it! Can’t get a hit on her just yet. “So you’re one of many now, son of a god?” She asked, not letting up her attack.

“Haste.” I mutter, a golden clock appearing behind me and speeding me up tremendously. “That’s none of your business.” I say while using my increased speed to swing at her, hoping to hurt her at least while dodging her swings.

“It’s my business to learn about my targets.” She said, switching to hitting my blade, and using her sword to block and meet my Keyblade with an attack.

“My life is none of your concern.” I say, my shield growing an ice spike and I tried to shield bash her quickly.

SHe waved her hand, changing the direction of my bash so it went passed her arm. “Did you know Core is kidnapping people?” She asked, keeping up her pace. “The same three people from every reflection.”

“Sora, Riku and Kairi.” I deadpan. “Seemed kind of obvious cause of the games.” I state.

“Did you know even the realm of darkness has a heart?”

“An idiot would think it didn't.” I say. “So why are you telling me this?”

“Can you link what he’s doing the the Heart of Darkness?” She asked, making a forward move...big mistake. I side stepped, and rammed Reunion into her mask, breaking it as she jumped back. There was a scar across her nose now, blood dripped from it. “Not bad, left my defence down for one point three seconds.”

“I can.” I say. “Again, why are you telling me this?”

“Core says no more secrets, no more hiding it now that he’s so close. He plans to make his own X-blade, one for the realm of darkness. What better to fight the original with than it’s twin, he has most of what he needs, just missing the pieces of it’s old body.”

“The X-blade is a weapon of Light and Darkness, not just one or the other.” I frown. “You can't just make one that just so happens to be all darkness because you can. That makes literally no sense.”

“That’s why Core’s kept Zeke alive this long.”

“Unless he’s using Void there is literally no way to make an all Darkness X-blade.” I frown, remembering he’s using a bunch of void to do tests. “Now, anything else you want to tell me?” I ask her, having a feeling she want’s to tell me more.

“Besides you hitting the nail on the hammer, nothing much else. But here’s a warning, Core will declare war against Zeke. This time, light and void will fight with darkness as the battleground.”

“Well...that’s something.” I say simply. “But you won’t be there to experience it.” I say, readying myself to beat her.

“You caught me off my guard once, not this time.” She said, readying her blade to block.

“Let's see about that.” I say, dashing forward and swinging down, nothingness thorns shooting out like snakes to impale themselves into her or distract her blade from the main swing. I poured all I had into Reunion...even some memories, my rage, sadness...joy, heh, thanks Joy...and will all I had I made sure my strike was true and had everything behind it.

When it hit, there was an explosion, both she and I were thrown back. I checked Reunion, still whole, thank god, and she...was missing half of her head...though she still got up. “Not bad, should have used that when you first had the open swing, might have killed me then.” She said, her mark glowing before she vanished.

“How the hell is she still alive?” I wonder, readying myself in case she's still here. Gravity decided to stop being backwards and I fell down, though this time I fell on my side. “Owe...that hurt.” I groan after hitting the floor.

“You okay?” Joy asks me after rushing over. “Frisk is alive thankfully...but we still have to stop Chara and Sans…”

“I'm fine...but how are we going to stop very pissed people?” I ask worriedly. “I just hope neither of them are dead.”

“No...but the empty city is.” Frisk said, pointing out the hole in the wall, showing all the city was nothing but rubble while Chara and Sans stood across from each other in the distance, from what we could see, they both looked exhausted. But both looked unharmed.

“Shit.” I frown.

“We have to stop them before they start up again.” Joy says, not wanting the two to kill each other.

“Okay then. Papyrus? You still here?” I ask curiously, hoping the skeleton was still here.

“He ran for the battlefield like, five minutes ago.” Frisk said.

“Christ.” I sigh out. “Better find him before he get’s himself hurt.” I say while summoning my glider and flying down to the battlefield, hoping to find Papyrus and hopefully stop the fight.

Frisk and Joy hopped on and when we arrived Frisk jumped off and tackle hugged Chara while Papyrus came a few seconds later and hugged Sans. “Brother, please, this is enough.” Pap said.

“P… Papyrus?” Sans muttered, his blue eyes glow fading as he went unconscious.

“Chara...enough...don’t go too far.” Frisk said to Chara.

After a bit, Chara’s eyes went back to normal and she pet Frisk. “You dummy. Told you a good tackle you aim for the gut, not chest.”

“Depends on things~”

“You perv.” Chara chuckled, hugging Frisk back.

Joy dashed over and lifted the two up in a hug. “I’m glad you're both okay…” Joy says, happy that Chara is also safe after Frisk was revived.

“Yo, Papyrus? How long is Sans gonna be asleep?”

“If I know my brother...days if he wanted too. He’ll actually wake up in probably a few hours and I’ll make him some food to get get his lazy but some energy again.”

“Right then.” I nod. “So...now to break the barrier.” I nod.

“How can the barrier be broken anyway?” Joy asks, hoping for either Chara or Papyrus to answer.

“Seven souls or seven mages were used to create the barrier, so unless you have some kinda keys to the souls only seven more human souls will break it.”

“Would Keyblades work?” Joy asks me.

“Well considering Keyblades are all encompassing magical weapons…” I trail off. “Hey, want kick ass swords?” I ask Chara, Frisk and Papyrus. “I’ll give one to Sans and Toriel...and maybe Asgore because he’s a scientist.” I shrug.

“Uh, sure.” Chara said as she and Frisk stood up. “So...I’ll go get mom and dad.”

“Thank you.” I nod. “And...oh wait...shit.” I frown.

“What?” Joy asks.

“I forgot...giving keyblades takes time…” I frown. “Before you leave Chara, where do all the monsters go when they evacuate?” I ask her before she suddenly leaves.

“Snowdin. Lot of trees and space to build new homes. Not many people live in Waterfall, but those that do it’s easy to find them.”

“Okay then...so let's go find people.and I can open my own shortcut to a different planet.” I say. “Don't worry, you'll love the world me and Joy call home.”

“Let's get going. We've got a ton of monsters to find and a few things to explain.” Joy says sheepishly.


“So...all these people came from another world, their main city is destroyed, and you brought them all here to make a new home?” Celestia asked. We brought everyone from the Underground and right now they all are here in Ponyville. Wasn’t hard getting Celestia here, where we are, in my livingroom, Luna next to me and Chrysalis next to Celestia.

“To sum it up yes.” I nod. “But you also forgot Joy getting three new girlfriends.” I point out.

“Given your record so far I’m not surprised. Also we met up with the queen of the Diamond dogs...here.” She said, handing me an invite.

You are Invited!

To
The royal wedding of Celestia, princess of Equestria,
Chrysalis, Queen of the Changelings and new princess of Equestria,
And Rune, queen of the Diamond Dogs.

“That mare made me act like Chrysalis when she’s drunk on love...I am so backed up on paperwork right now…” Celestia said, glaring at Luna.

“Heheh...I’ll get on that.” Luna said as she got up and walked towards her office.

“Good Lord.” I sigh out, not believing this. “Anyways, have you talked to Sans? The King of the monsters that are moving in?” I ask. “Also congratulations.”

“Not yet, I’m heading there after this talk.”

“If he's asleep talk to Papyrus, his brother.” I say. “But I hope you don't mind all the new people appearing in Equestria...they needed a new home.”

“After Manehatten and the crime genocide in Las pegasus Equestria’s population has dwindled greatly. This at least makes up the dead criminals from Las Pegusus. I was actually going over the plans for rebuilding Manehatten and we thought a large park with the memorial statue would be fine and around it a newly built city, so long as they are willing to aid in construction this project will be quite the job maker for our nation as well.”

“I can imagine.” I shrug. “But I think it was either Time or Luxu that told me about the memorial...it's a statue of me holding up something that has...all the dead names on it right?” I ask.

“Yes. Twilight told me about your Lexicon weapon and we figured you holding that, open with all the names in it, and your Reunion in the other hand would be perfect. I have to admit, where did you find a magic lexicon anyway? Haven’t seen one of those in years.”

“You wouldn't believe me if I told you where I got all my weapons.” I tell her. “But...alright I suppose. But given my new cloak...I have a feeling you're going to want me to pose for the statue?” I ask, having a feeling I'll have to pose for the statue or something.

“A few photos will be enough, the sculpter is good at their job, it will be a multi pony project, but this mare is the best in the world so we have her supervising.”

“That's good.” I nod. “But...how do you know who died and who didn't? Is there something special you can do to tell all the people who died?” I ask, finding over fifty thousand people dead and naming off everyone is kind of difficult without some sort of thing to keep track of all the names.

“Well, given how the event went down it’s not too hard. Anyone who wasn’t found alive or...as a corpse, is dead. Canterlot has copies of all the towns and cities records, and luckily an updated shipment arrived the day before it happened.”

“Alright.” I nod, hiding the still biting sadness if not being able to stop that mindless slaughter. “That's good to hear. I should probably go help Luna with the paperwork...unless you two had anything else to share.”

“Not yet, I do have a surprise I plan on telling her and you later but it’s not ready yet. You best go help Luna, it’s a weeks worth of document signing, if you’re a prince now you best get used to writer's cramps.” Celestia and Chrysalis chuckled before teleporting out.

“If you stopped plowing then you could do your work…” I mumbled to myself while getting up and heading off to Luna's office. “I should make sure they got their Keyblades though…” I mutter, remembering I gave the people of the underground Keyblades.

“Oh no you don’t!” Luna called out, using her magic to float me into her office and dropped me in a seat next to her before she placed a pen in my hand and a stack of papers in front of me. “The others do their homework, as in, well, work around home, now you, no if’s, and's, or but’s.” She said firmly.

“I never said I wasn't going to not help you.” I say to her. “I just need to make sure about that.”

“Already sent a letter to Joy to take care of it.”

“And he's probably busy with the new girls with all his other girlfriends.” I point out.

”Nope! They after me! I out for a week dude, you’re on your own.” Joy tells me mentally.

“Or...they are literally after him...and is out for a week.” I frown.

“Get reading, it’s going to be an all nighter.” Luna says with a sly smile. To my surprise she pulled out reading glasses and put them on...wow that’s sexy.

“Oi vey…” I sigh out. “Are you doing that to tease me or something?” I ask honestly.

“Tell you what, finish at least fifty documents, read them all and sign the yesses, trash the obvious no’s, and you get a reward.”

“Okay.” I nod. “But what's the reward? Or is it a surprise?”

“It’s hot office roleplay sex~”

“Yay.” I cheer. “But...at least we're doing our work instead of fucking all the time...unlike Celestia.” I frown.

“You kidding? The video’s Chrysalis sent me shows she works while fucking, in her office at least.”

“Huh...surprising.” I say. “Well let's get working...but uh...how many days was I gone?” I ask.

“Two, consider my having you work now mercy. Pinkie tried some special chocolates that increase sex drive, shared them with the others, and well, they’re still in there and when I peaked, bed’s broken, wardrobes broken, bathroom’s flooded, and you don’t wanna know about the tv.”

“Yeah I'm not going near that...but apparently Joys girlfriends are throwing out the 'wait till sixteen’ bit...but let's get cracking”

“No, they took pages from Pinkie and are teasing...though a tease for her is fist deep...well, you don’t wanna know.”

“Christ…” I sigh out. “Seriously, Joys head is going to explode if they keep this up.”

“Well, that’s what the family doctor is for. Now let’s get to work, got the butler bringing us coffee every so often so we stay awake, and if we do crash the guest bedroom is ready.”

“That'll be a good idea.” I nod. “Let's get to signing this papers...hopefully there will be less shit than I think there will be here.” I say while grabbing my first paper and reading through it.

To be continued...