"Good afternoon, my name is Twilight Sparkle."
"Well, howdy-doo, Miss Twilight! A pleasure makin' yer acquaintance. We here at Sweet Apple Acres sure do love makin' new friends!"
"Now you have lots and lots of friends!"
"A-are you alright, sugarcube?"
"Awwwwww! She's so happy she is crying!"
"What did you do with our princess?!?"
"Wh-whoahhhhh there, Nelly!"
"And just what are the Elements of Harmony?! And how did you know about Nightmare Moon, huh?! Are you a spy?! Whoah!"
"Simmer down, Sally! She ain't no spy... but she sure knows what's goin' on. Don't ya, Twilight?"
"Weee! Let's go!"
"Not so fast. Look, I appreciate the offer, but I really rather do this on my own."
"No can do, sugarcube. We sure ain't lettin' any friend of ours go into that creepy place alone. We're stickin' to you like caramel on a candy apple."
"Mmmmhmmm!"
"Especially if there are candy apples in there! What?! Those things are good!"
"It's just mud..."
"Jee, Twilight... I thought you were just spoutin' a lotta hooey... but I reckon we really do represent the Elements of Friendship."
"Indeed you do..."
"I, Princess Celestia, hereby decree that the unicorn Twilight Sparkle shall take on a new mission for Equestria..."