It was a dreary day in Manehattan, the sky gray and the streets dirty. Pinkie Pie was manically writing songs for her next big tour when the phone began to ring.
"A call for me, gosh I wonder who its from?!" she said excitedly, trotting past the previous nights old beer bottles and confetti to pick up the phone, "Hello" she said in a sing-song voice.
"Hi Pinkie, its Twilight. Ive got some bad news" Twilights voice said worriedly.
"Oh dear, why Twilight?!" Pinkie shouted fearfully, her Mane collapsing a little bit.
"Derpy is missing, no ones seen her in a week and we are meeting down at the Cafe Amore to talk about what we can do, are you coming?"
"Of course Twilight, ill be right over faster than confetti hits the floor" Pinkie said, dropping the phone on the floor and beginning a brisk run to the Cafe Amore, not even bothering to step into her Mustang, which she said would be "too slow".
The Cafe Amore was a rather expensive place to buy coffee, named after the beloved Princess Cadence. It was filled with expensive artifacts from Canterlot. Only Manehattans elite got to eat here. Around the table sat Rarity, CEO of Rarity Threads, Twilight Sparkle, mayor of Manehattan, Commissioner Applejack of the Manehattan Police Department, Fluttershy, who had overcome her social anxiety to become an actress at the Celestia Theatre, Rainbow Dash who was the newest Wonderbolt and Pinkie Pie who was Manehattans biggest musician, known for the lavish parties thrown at her penthouse apartment at River Point Drive.
Mayor Twilight opened up the conversation with stating "OK, our good friend is missing. I have set up a local find Derpy fund which is pouring money into the police department to find her. What are you all doing?"
"Im donating 32,000 Bits to the Find Derpy Fund" said Rarity, annoyedly cleaning a coffee stain off of her white dress.
"Me and the MPD are doing all we can Sugarcubes." Applejack said sadly, privately worrying that Derpy had been murdered and had become another statistic in Manehattans alarmingly high crime rate
"At our next show im going to do a Sonic Rainboom and write with my Rainbow streak, "Have you seen Derpy?" in the sky! " Rainbow Dash interjected excitedly. The team applauded her original, if somewhat show offish plan. Suddenly everyone turned to Pinkie, who was sadly munching a bear claw. Her friends didn't let her drink coffee because of its astronomical effects on her craziness. Applejack turned to Pinkie and placed a hoof on her shoulder, asking "Hey Sugarcubes, why so glum?"
"Im just sad because you are all doing good things to help out Derpy and I dont know what to do." she said, tears flowing from her eyes while her mane hung down from her head in a sad mess. Her friends surrounded her attempting to console their worrried friend when Twilight said, go home, eat some jellybeans and think of what you can do. Your a good pony and a smart one to, you'll think of something. Pinkie nodded slowly and began a slow walk back to her apartment. Her thoughts turned to Derpys fate, as the yellow taxis sped by. "Where was she, has she been kidnapped and if so who could do such a thing." she turned a corner in an alley only to be accosted by a rather homely Stallion who asked in a whedling voice "Spare some change" Pinkie said "Okie Dokie Lokie!" handing 5 Bits to the beggar.
"5 Bits!, I want more than that" said the beggar as he unfurled a pistol from his coat, licking his lips in excitement in both lust and power hunger in dominating this lovely filly. Pinkie Pie instinctively grabbed the Stallions hoof with surprising speed, ripped out the gun from his hand and broke his arm by bending it too far, before knocking him onto the litter filled ground and ghetto stomping him into the ground, laughing hysterically in both fear and excitement. She slowed down and picked up the stallion, dragging him to the local police department. He asked "What the hells so funny, why the hell are you laughing?!"
Pinkie began singing the "Giggle at The Ghosties song" to explain why she laughed for the rest of the walk, aggravating the already hurt mugger, and creating a humorous scene for passerby, the cheerful pony escorting a Manehattan scum bag to the jail, singing at the top of her lungs, much to the muggers irritation. When they arrive at the station Pinkie Pie said "Here we are, the garbage dump" in a tauntingly cheerful voice. When she got in Applejack was on duty at the desk and said, "Hey Pinkie what have you got here"
"This mean pony tried to mug me, luckily I got him and decided to bring him to Justice, whoever she is." Pinkie said
"Well he looks like an apple who just got made into cobbler, ill tell you what sugarcube you could hogtie Discord if you wanted to!"
Pinkie Pie nodded modestly and yelled out to the mugger as he was whisked away to a cell "Dont drop the soap!" Applejack looked at he bemusedly with a smirk and Pinkie said "What, I dont want him to slip in the shower!" unaware of the double entendre.
Her walk was almost compete as she neared the house as her thoughts turned to Twilights husband Thunder Chaser. Commonly referred to as the "Steampunk Superman" Thunderchaser was Manehattans only legal
vigilante. He wore a metal suit of brass that could shoot gamma rays out of its artificial horn and enabled him to fly. What if she were to do the same as Thunder Chaser and devote her time to finding Derpy. Her mind raced as the wild notion took over her thoughts. Unlike Thunder Chaser, noone would know who she was. Even though she would have loved a suit bedazzled with confetti, baloons and rhinestones. She knew this was strategically stupid and decided she would have an all black latex suit adorned with zipper which could hide weapons. Plus such a frilly suit would only prove to herself what a bubble headed filly she really was. When she got to her apartment, she scrubbed blood red hair dye into her mane while she called Rarity, placing an order for one latex suit, adorned with zippers.
Rarity asked over the phone "Why, are you becoming a dominatrix!" Disgustedly
"No silly its my new stage get-up" Pinkie lied.
"Oh alright It will be done in one week."
"Thank Rarity, your the bees knees! Wait do bees have knees?"
Rarity hung up to avoid answering the question. Pinkie finished up rinsing out the red hair dye and put on a mask she cut out of some red felt and looked into the mirror and said in an awesome tone
"I AM BLOOD MANE!" and began planning her rescue of Derpy