In friendly homage to Krass McWriter
It's a girl thing
by
Dafaddah
Alex crossed the street, appreciating the sunshine more every second she was outside. She knew she looked good as a human female, and sure enough beings of several species and a variety of sexial orientations could not help but look her way as she strutted down the sidewalk.
When she turned the corner her attitude quickly changed to stealth mode. She tried to be as discrete and invisible as possible. On the outside, her smile dissapeared, and she began walking as if she was just another working stiff on her way to the daily grind. On the inside, her smile grew in magnitude and wickedness as she approached the drugstore.
Before entering she looked surreptitiously up and down the street. Nope, no-one she knew. She entered and went quickly to the back of the pharmacy, near the prescription counter, scanning the signs above the various end-caps and displays.
Feather care "Nope," she said to herself.
Nail, Hoof, and Claw Products "Nu-uh."
Hair, Mane and Tail Coloring "Geez, where is it?"
Multi-species contraceptives This section was always good for a laugh, but she didn't have time today.
Oldspice It had almost a whole aisle given to all sorts of species specific variations. Alex snickered recalling the really cheesy adds of that actor changing species and sex in really creative sequences. "Nope. Ah there!" She spied her querry.
Approaching the display she quickly scanned the shelves and chose the bottle advertising the longest lasting effect: two months. This was gonna be good! And it was gonna give someone a taste of their own medecine, with bonus time for reflection.
She paid at the drug counter just to make sure no-one saw her making her purchase. "Fuck! They don't give this shit away, do they?" she asked the cashier, a cute little unicorn mare when she rang up the bill. There mare blushed and politely declined to answer as she handed Alex the bottle in a small paper bag. Alex grabbed the bag and rolled it up tightly, stuffed it into a pocket as discretely as possible and left the pharmacy.
Back around the corner and heading home, her smile came back big time. It practically split her head ear to ear. Revenge would be sweet, and Alex's justice would be merciless and terrible! In one hand she held a bag of different potions. And in her pocket, her other hand held a vial of "Nan-No Door-Stop" certified nanite inhibitor. The two-months-one-hundred-percent-no-conversion-possible kind. She just had to think of how to get the bastard to take them in the right order.
Yep, thought Alex. Today is gonna be a great day!