It wasn't really sure what to love, so it decided to go to the movie theater to watch a romantic movie, since romantic movies are about love and thus if you don't know a lot about love they can be valuable sources. The mustache, which decided to name itself Tokanaga Shogunate, was going to watch "You've Got Mail" (It had heard funny things about the orgasm scene), but it turned out that had been out of theaters for like two decades. However, Equestria Girls was playing, and that looked fun, so Tokanaga Shogunate decided to watch that instead. Just to make clear, the mustache wasn't still attached to Waluigi's face and just growing everywhere really rapidly or something, like a tumor. It actually detached itself and locomoted by flapping its twin ends up and down rapidly, flying wherever it pleased. So it flew into theater 7 and took a seat, pulling a smuggled chocolate bar out of its purse and taking a bite. Seriously, have you seen theater food prices lately? Fucking ridiculous!