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// Waluigi's Mustache Gains Sapience. 
// Story: Waluigi's Mustache Seduces Sunset Shimmer and then Twilight Sparkle Eats a Candy Wrapper 
// by Super Trampoline 
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One day, while Waluigi was playing Mario Cart 8, which is the strongest entry in the Mario Cart series since Double Dash, his mustache was struck by a strange electromagnetic beam from the planet Socks. This beam turned any sufficiently developed facial hair into a sapient creature. His mustache thus struck, the what decided that it needed to make the most of life in the short time it had on this mortal coil. Inasmuch, it decided it was time to seek out love.